Does anyone remember Monkey Quest? Please I need this
I'm fact checking this and you can't stop me
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how fucking sinister is this. i cant imagine the emotion i’d feel if i saw someone wearing a jet black baseball cap with a propeller
I don't understand how someone could spend an entire carride explaining to someone else how they need to be more independent, and then proceed to get mad when that person ignores them when they try to butt in EVERY PHONE CONVERSATION AS IF IM JUST TALKING TO THEM AND NOT THE PERSON ON THE PHONE
Ya know, I'm getting pretty fuckin tired of tailgaters on the road. Like istg, almost every time I go out there's some asshole riding my ass. Like wtf? Get off my ass dude. I literally have to speed up just so they leave me alone. I'm literally already going 20 over, why the fuck are you driving so close? I hate their stupid decorations too. Why are there so many people putting strobe lights on the tops of their cars nowadays? It looks stupid and tacky. And they all use the same boring ass unoriginal colors. Blue and red. Blue and red. Blue and motherfucking red. I'm sick of it. Fuck you and fuck your tacky car
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I keep getting Mothers Day ads, proving that the algorithm doesn't know me at all
The cuteness aggression is real
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No way this motherfucker just sent me a link to a music app with NFTs in their pics and a 3.4 rating. Insane. Reveal yourself coward and face me like the crypto slut you are!
(Image not mine/credit is in the picture itself, plz go see their social)
This ship is just Electro Swing. Prove me wrong. This is literally just my middle school playlist.
P.s. I DONT SHIP THEM!!! I don't ship ANYONE with Alastor for obvious reasons, and no one with Vox cuz I don't care enough.
I'm here with you on this. It's such a scary thing to have to look them in the eyes and see a different glance staring back. It's especially hard to have to rationalize everything that happened in your head, just enough so to make sure your friend has some sort of clue what you're talking about when you explain the situation later on. Cause they're gonna ask. And you'll have to answer. And it's so nerve-wracking. Ugh
Nobody talks about how hard it is to face people again after you've had an episode in front of them
Once they've seen you do full-force into self-destruct, they always look at you with a sense of wariness and like you're not the person they thought you were
The shame makes me want to rip my skin off
Who are you and why have you graciously bestowed a mere mortal such as myself your presence? /pos
Damn, not the patriarchy patriarching
No, but fr, this is so ironic istg.
RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)
#neverdie
This just in, activist geese are plaguing the nation with their trans-affirming honks. Witnesses having been honking their car horns back in solidarity.
Trans_irl
Lol she hates me
People who harbor the resentment that I never legally could inspire me to be a bit more bitter on the holidays 🫡
Shit, alr. I've never done this before... Am I doing it right?
Woah wouldn’t it be pretty crazy if we, I don’t know, held hands??
Ok, girlypop. Take a breather.
men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..
I hate how true this is. Leave lil dude be!!
could’ve saved the aisles by giving him an ipad