mostly reblogs - honestly, I can’t keep this organised. 🇩🇪🏳️🌈(they/she) Doctor Who - ??? - Maurauders - Merlin - Wednesday - and loads more
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Yes, Spain!!!!
[Image descriptions: 1. Tweet by AJ+ @AJPlus [gold check verified] that says: Spain became the 1st country in Europe to offer paid menstrual leave, for 3-5 days. It also gave final approval to laws that: [bullet point] enshrine rights to abortion for people over 16 [bullet point] let trans people over 16 self-identify gender by simple declaration, one of the only places to do so [Attached to the Tweet is a photo of a group of people with trans flags gathered on the steps of a building with large stone columns.]
2. A headline from DW that says: “Spain passes laws on trans rights, abortion, menstrual leave – DW.” The visible part of the article says, “The new laws expand transgender rights and abortion access, as well as give workers paid menstrual leave. The approval comes ahead of…” \End descriptions]
Losing my mind over this article
please I wanna see your fake names or words or other in the tags
So I have been sitting on a marauders pirate au for the past 2 months bc I don’t have any friends who like the marauders and it’s been collecting dust in my notes app but I just saw someone recommend a fic that’s them as pirates and now I NEED to read it but I don’t want it to affect my ideas at all so I’m putting them out here so I can finally start reading the fic without feeling like I’m stealing ideas or anything 😎
If anyone wants to be my marauders mutual and scream about aus together <333
how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies
“the aftermath of the attack at the mckinnons, aka dorcas’ revenge mission”
i slayed so hard with the last post that i’m 90% sure this’ll flop but what can i say if not #sufferingfromsuccess
this was inspired by a @/avesinhogwarts tik tok she’s made like AGES ago
tbf, the real rizz lord is remus, followed by marlene and peter
in the end the “few days” turned out to be barely 24 hrs lol
R: “oh look, it’s sirizz black!”
S: “you’ll pay for this reggie”
*a few days later*
S: “what do we have here? is it the infamous rizzulus artcurizz blaAAAA!”
R: “full name? really?”
S: “my BROTHER? how could you, prongs? this feels like-like…fucking incest!
everyone: “…”
J: “toujour pur?”
S: “don’t open your mouth again james. and button up that shirt you whore”
J: “yessir, sorry sir”
( @petalsofprogress i hope you can read it now!)
dorlene nation wake up !! how we feeling about quidditch rivals to lovers ??
i also wanted to do the jegulus version but idk, i have more pieces to finish first… anyways now i’m omw to get my soul crushed by the next crimson rivers update see ya luvs xx
marauders au where everything is the same except THEY ARE ALL WOMEN!!!
also notes app pencil >> any procreate brush
in case the writing is too small:
S: “you are one of the rudest, most vulgar girls i’ve ever met”
R: “y’know how i feel about flattering, love”
S: “let’s snog”
R: “ha. ha. very funny”
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S: “‘morning gals~” “oof-“
R: “try waking up looking like shite like a normal human being, princess”
P: “agreed.”
J: “good morning ladies! how are my favourite girls doing?”
R: “your favourite girl is probably cursing you at the slytehrin table. her sister, however, is being a pain in the ass-“
S: “I JUST WOKE UP! and what do you mean she’s her favourite??”
THE GIRL IN QUESTION:
R: “fuck potter and her stupid fucking glasses and her shitty piercing and fuck her stupid smile and messy hair-“
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R: “what are you doing?”
J: “stargazing”
R: “that’s cheesy, even for you”
J: “anything to make you blush”
R: “…idiot”
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ARGUING
S: “you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid!”
R: “…”
they both wanted to kiss, actually. and they’re both stupid, too.
making jegulus fanart is switching between the taylor swift playlist and the lana del rey one depending on which idiot you’re drawing
Shhh they are on their first date
Also:
holy trinity of going to school in germany:
"don't throw snowballs, there could be stones in them"
"can i become a steak =/= can i get a steak"
mitternachtsformel
extremely terrifying and topical doctor who episode where the nestene consciousness begins controlling all humans through the microplastics in our blood
every episode of merlin is like
morgana: the best way to kill arthur is to make him piss rocks. here i have this magic snake where anyone who is bit will piss rocks! he’ll never see it coming
arthur: i am pissing rocks
gaius: merlin is at the tavern
merlin: i have found a special flower that only opens when you recite a spell at it and it can be used to cure rock pissing disease. enjoy this tea i’ve made, arthur!
arthur: i have stopped pissing rocks thanks to the bravery of my knights. the moment they captured this random soldier who brought the snake to camelot, i was drinking my tea and i quit pissing rocks.
morgana: thwarted again! if only emrys didn’t know every detail of arthur’s life that only his servant would know!
Merlin: I never know whether I should use ‘farther’ or ‘further’
Leon: ‘farther’ is for physical distance and ‘further’ is for metaphorical distance
Morgana: And ‘father’ is for Emotional distance.
Gwen: morgana nO-
Arthur: no, no she’s got a point.
“You look like a startled stoat.” - Arthur Pendragon to Merlin, 3x05: The Crystal Cave
He says it as an insult, and Merlin reacts like it’s an insult. I have to say, it’s a pretty shit insult considering what a stoat is.
This is was a stoat looks like to those who don’t know:
Yes Arthur, you roasted him so good! He’s clearly so ugly and stupid looking for you to compare him to this disgusting creature! Just look at how hideous it is!
ADDITION FROM LOOKING AT REBLOGS/COMMENTS: I have been blessed with the perfect pictures to compare Merlin and the stoat. Behold!
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