Supernatural Really Missed Out On Having An Ongoing Mini Plot Where Dean Finds Out Claire Has Been Going

Derek: Hold the fuck up!

Malia: *holds Theo*

Theo: Wow Malia, low blow much?

Scott: Just heard Stiles call Derek and ask “Do you want your iced coffee, or are you still being a bitch?”

Scott: Who says romance is dead?

Theo: No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.

Liam: wow that’s so deep… I’m so proud of you

Mason: it’s from spongebob

Theo: :)

Liam, drunk off one sip: You're so hot

Theo: Uhuh?

Liam: and spicy.

Theo: ...right

Liam, wrapping his arms around him: My little buffalo wing

Liam: You are one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

Nolan: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard

Stiles : But what if I die tomorrow & never eat any nachos??

Theo : Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day!!

Scott:I need you guys to think straight

Liam,Theo,Nolan, Brett,Mason,Corey and Alec:*leaves*

Scott:THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT

Mason: You have such a great taste in clothes.

Theo: Well I didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Stiles: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don’t give a fuck about anybody.

Theo: If you decide you have a problem after midnight, that’s your own personal business.

Stiles: You also don’t give a fuck about anybody.

Theo: True. Except Liam, but he sleeps next to me, so he doesn’t need to call.

Scott:

Scott: How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

stiles: I’m tired of people telling me to ‘go to the hospital’ and that i’ve ‘lost a lot of blood’.

stiles: It’s my stab wound, not yours. Stay out of it.

“He doesn’t apologize, he bakes muffins. Chocolate Chip for when he really fucked up. Lemon Poppy for when he’s not sorry at all”

-Theo Raeken