Theo: Our can opener’s broken
Liam: So now it’s a can’t opener?
Theo: … I can’t believe that I fell in love with you
isaac in the group chat at three am: yall think lava would taste spicy?
boyd: isaac please don't eat lava
stiles: try it and let us know
erica: actually since it's made of molten rock, it'd probably taste very bland and dusty
isaac: thank you so fucking much erica you understand me like no one else
Kit: I am the smartest, most skilled member of this group
Ty: Is your hand stuck in that candy machine?
Kit: I paid for my skittles... I'm getting my skittles.
baby jack’s first word is not dada or papa it’s “dean” but specifically in the exact annoyed-yet-fond tone that cas always takes with dean. dean is just hanging out in the nursery, dusting or something, and he hears from the crib THEE most exasperated “dee!” in the world and it came from his one year old son
derek, giving the betas a pep talk: Don't let anyone else ruin your day!
stiles: Yeah! You gotta take matters into your own hands! RUIN YOUR OWN DAY!
derek: NO!
As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.
black coffee & big books
“Allison. Can I see you in my office? [staring at a half-naked Isaac] Where I keep my guns. [a few seconds later, yelling from his office] Another werewolf?”
— Chris upon catching Allison and Isaac in the act, Teen Wolf, S3E15