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Incorrect Thiam Quotes

Theo: What are you doing?

Liam: I-I'm trying to give you a hug...

Theo: I thought you were attacking me.

Theo[about Liam]: I am asking for your permission to marry your beta

Scott: What is this? The dark ages? Of course you ca-

Stiles: No.

Just imagine Theo sulking while wearing a cardboard Burger King crown.

You’re welcome~

“He doesn’t apologize, he bakes muffins. Chocolate Chip for when he really fucked up. Lemon Poppy for when he’s not sorry at all”

-Theo Raeken

Theo: No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.

Liam: wow that’s so deep… I’m so proud of you

Mason: it’s from spongebob

Theo: :)

Liam: we can’t just kill him!

Theo: not with that attitude, we can’t

theo:

Scott: Okay. Say whatever comes to mind, okay?

Liam: Okay.

Scott: Summer.

Liam: Winter.

Scott: Rock.

Liam: Paper.

Scott: Theo.

Liam: Hot.

Scott: What?

Stiles: WHAT?!

Liam: What?

Stiles: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don’t give a fuck about anybody.

Theo: If you decide you have a problem after midnight, that’s your own personal business.

Stiles: You also don’t give a fuck about anybody.

Theo: True. Except Liam, but he sleeps next to me, so he doesn’t need to call.

Scott:

Scott: How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

Malia: Do you ever hear those voices in your head anymore?

Theo: Sometimes.

Malia: What do they say?

Theo: Sometimes they make plans to murder everyone within a ten foot radius. Other times they remind me to pick up chips for Liam because Liam likes chips.

Corey: Why are you sleeping on the couch?

Theo: Mason and I had another fight.

Corey: But what does that have to do with you and Liam?

Theo: He took Liam away from me as punishment.

Corey:

Corey: It works that way?

Theo: APPARENTLY.

Mason: what do you crave more than anything else?

Corey: stability

Theo: peace of mind

Liam: chocolate chip pancakes

Lydia: Over here we have beautiful couples-

Scott: I care about your feelings!

Kira: I care about your feelings too!

Mason: I love you

Corey: I love you more

Lydia: and over there are the disaster gays

Stiles: STOP ALMOST DYING ON ME THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME THIS MONTH

Derek: I WOULDN'T ALMOST DIE IF YOU STOP GETTING IN TROUBLE

Theo: STOP PUNCHING ME

Liam: STOP MAKING A 'PUNCH ME' FACE

Theo: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

Liam: *glancing furtively around* What the hell?

Theo: *sees Scott nearby* Oh, sorry, my bad.

Theo, whispering: Wanna help me commit a felony?

Liam, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

Liam, drunk off one sip: You're so hot

Theo: Uhuh?

Liam: and spicy.

Theo: ...right

Liam, wrapping his arms around him: My little buffalo wing

Mason: that shirt looks good on you

Theo: thank you?

Mason: I bet it would look even better on Liam's bedroom floor

Liam: Are you flirting with Theo for me??

Mason: Someone needs to Liam!

Liam: Theo, can you ask Mason to pass the salt?

Mason: Are you still mad at me for beating you at Monopoly?

Theo: He said pass the salt.

stiles: That’s it! You’re all grounded. boyd, no erica for you; derek, no stiles for you; erica, no boyd for you.

erica: Aw, c'mon!

stiles: *Points to isaac* No shopping for you. And… *Looks at peter* Oh my God, is there anything that you love?

peter: Revenge.

stiles: Then no vengeance for you.

peter: I was gonna say ‘I’ll get you for this’, but I guess that’s off the table.

stiles keepin’ it real

lydia: so what’s the best way to a man’s heart?

allison: between the fourth and fifth rib. that’s where i usually go. i’ll put a twist at the end if i want to make sure.

lydia: why did i even bother

TATTOO Season 3, Episode 1 TEEN WOLF

Derek: My bloodline ends with me.

Peter: That’s the fanciest way I’ve ever heard someone say “I’m gay.”

Puppy Pack game night

Liam: I HATE YOU

Alec: OH? WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY

Mason: Hayden, give Theo your two hundred dollars. You landed on his property.

Hayden: no! He's in jail! I'm not gonna give money to a criminal.

Lori: That's nOt HoW yOu pLAY!

Corey: Mason? Why is Lori screaming?

Mason: stfu Corey. You ain't gonna talk after stealing my last railroad!

Brett: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Theo: ME TOO. YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!

Nolan: *screaming*

I edited together all the clips of Dylan singing Frozen. Watch till the end.

You’re welcome.

Stiles: sorry, but my wolf ate my homework

Y/N, quietly: tasted terrible

Y/N: definitely wasn’t worth those five dollars

stiles: so we all like, pretended to be a girl on club penguin and waited at the pizza parlour for our boyfriend...right?

y/n:

scott:

derek:

theo:

y/n: is this you coming out?

derek, giving the betas a pep talk: Don't let anyone else ruin your day!

stiles: Yeah! You gotta take matters into your own hands! RUIN YOUR OWN DAY!

derek: NO!

““I’m bed, bath and beyond disappointed in you.””

— Stiles Stilinski [to the Hale Pack]

Nogitsune: *pointing at Stiles* Shoot him! He’s the fake one!

Isaac: *pointing a gun at him* the REAL Stiles would never pass up an opportunity to die!