Latest Posts by raekenparker - Page 3
boyd: Ah yes, the five love languages.
*points to isaac*: my parents never told me they're proud of me
*points to derek*: im so fucking tired please god just let me rest for five minutes
*points to erica*: I am a Material Girl in a Material World
*points to stiles*: please pay attention to me
*points to isaac*: touch starved
isaac: HEY, WHY DID I GET TWO?!
baby jack’s first word is not dada or papa it’s “dean” but specifically in the exact annoyed-yet-fond tone that cas always takes with dean. dean is just hanging out in the nursery, dusting or something, and he hears from the crib THEE most exasperated “dee!” in the world and it came from his one year old son
(in a church)
Peter: Why are you looking at me like that?
Stiles: I just don’t wanna miss it when you burst into flames.
Derek: *sneezes*
Stiles, hiding in the vents: Bless you
Derek, looking around: …God?
Stiles: Did you know? That atoms never touch each other, and since we’re made of atoms we’ve never touched anything in our entire lives. So to answer your question officer, no I did not punch Jackson.
Jackson, holding his bloody nose: Bitch I-
stiles: I’m tired of people telling me to ‘go to the hospital’ and that i’ve ‘lost a lot of blood’.
stiles: It’s my stab wound, not yours. Stay out of it.
scott: so let me get this straight
stiles: more like let me run this bi you
lydia: lets see how this pans out
theo: lets ace-ess the situation
liam: ….i’m gay
teacher: scott, can you tell us why there are rings on saturn?
scott: because god liked it, and he put a ring on it?
teacher: saturn was not a single lady!!!
stiles: not anymore, *stiles and scott high five*
Theo: Our can opener’s broken
Liam: So now it’s a can’t opener?
Theo: … I can’t believe that I fell in love with you
Derek: Hold the fuck up!
Malia: *holds Theo*
Theo: Wow Malia, low blow much?
Mason: You have such a great taste in clothes.
Theo: Well I didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Theo: We need nicknames for each other.
Liam: Okay!
Theo: Great, how does "Boyfriend" sound?
Stiles: Hey, can we talk? One Scott McCall stan to another?
Isaac: I’m his husband, but continue.
isaac lahey never came back.
i’m suing.
I love them
Just making an observation
I don’t even know what to think😂😂
“I am not ‘full of hate’ as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.”
— Liam Dunbar
“Drugs? No thanks, the only high I need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.”
— Theo Raeken
Daniel Sharman as “Isaac Lahey” Teen Wolf ( 2011-2017 )
A scene from Teen Wolf 🙃
Theo: Y/N got me a ‘get better’ card
Scott: that’s nice
Scott: wait-
Scott: what happened to you?
Theo: oh, nothing. she/ he just thought I could get better
“Allison. Can I see you in my office? [staring at a half-naked Isaac] Where I keep my guns. [a few seconds later, yelling from his office] Another werewolf?”
— Chris upon catching Allison and Isaac in the act, Teen Wolf, S3E15
WE CAME TO AN UNDERSTANDING, SO SPARE ME YOUR CONTEMPT.
Y/N: okay, we got to get through this locked door
Y/N: Isaac, give me your credit card!
Isaac: here
Y/N pocketing it: cool, Stiles, kick down the door!
Daniel Sharman ph. Emily Knecht (2020)
Theo Raeken
Everybody knows that lone wolves, they don’t make it on their own.
@msmischief101
No one dying and the Hale pack sticking around and then Theo shows up.
When asked, Jackson says he too doesnt trust Theo to which he is accused of only believing Stiles about Theo because;
“Is it because he’s prettier than you?”
Jackson is understandably outraged by the accusation..
Derek: Why is Scott strung up the flagpole naked?
Boyd: He said that Theo was prettier than Jackson.
Isaac: That was his first mistake.
Derek: What was the second?
Isaac: He said the same thing to Erica.
Stiles let it slide because he wasn’t gettting anywhere near that and he’s still a little miffed (and silently agrees much to his own consternation. He hates Theo but he wants to bang him. He’s...a very confused and angry little man)