'He Looks Like Brad Pitt's Sexy Uncle!' 😭 JOHN PLEASE

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1 year ago
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ARTHUR LESTER

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ARTHUR LESTER

1 year ago

arthur is such a tragic character and at the same time the most optimistic fiction podcast protagonist i've ever known. and i think those two things correlate. because his specific brand of tragedy has left him with absolutely nothing except hope to hold on to. his will is the only thing he hasn't lost, and that in itself is also a tragedy. he cannot give up, not even when going forward will only hurt him more. there is mercy in death, there is peace in giving up. there's no mercy in putting one foot in front of the other, bracing yourself and moving forward, again and again and again, not to get somewhere safe enough to rest, but just because you cannot stay still. there is no peace in moving forward when you know the world is not done punishing you. the only reason you'd ever keep going is if you believed you deserved it, and believed that by putting yourself through this hell you will eventually have earned your peace.

2 years ago

Ok, but picture this, a bisexual Eddie and a gay Steve who's still working out his sexuality. Eddie is trying his best to make Steve feel better but he just isn't getting it.

Eddie: You can like girls and boys Stevie it's ok it's what I am and you don't think any differently of me right?

Steve: No, no, no Eddie you're not getting it. I don't feel anything when all those girls.

Eddie: But you went out with so many girls! You loved Nancy! You told Robin you had a crush on her while very high!

Steve: But I didn't feel anything when Nancy kissed me! And I just thought if I found the right girl it would be ok and my parents would be happy and I'd get married and everyone would be happy!

Eddie: Maybe your asexual! You can still love them and not want to sleep with them! You could still marry a nice girl!

Steve frustrated with his feelings reaches out and pulls Eddie into a kiss. Eddie kisses back and eventually they pull away.

Steve: So that's what it's supposed to feel like.

Eddie: Maybe you're gay.

1 year ago

Guys—

Eddie’s not weak, nor is he a twig.

Exhibit 1: he was able to YANK both Dustin and Mike out of their seats as if they were fucking hand bags.

Exhibit 2: he’s able to climb up a rope with NO support which uses SO MUCH core strength like bro I could never—

Exhibit 3: he’s in a band, he’s gonna do some heavy lifting and shit

Exhibit 4: when he tried to provoke Jason in that cafeteria scene, Jason fully just backs down

Exhibit 5: MANZ LITERALLY THREW STEVE AGAINST THE WALL

So allow me to present: Steve Harrington who knows full well that Eddie is able to completely and utterly manhandle him and absolutely living and thriving for it.

Thank you for your attention.

2 years ago

i think one of the reasons glass onion is so fun is that it just... loves the audience back.

so many popular movies and shows these days thrive on a sort of bitter engagement with their fans - where the fans are dismissed as being stupid, annoying, and needlessly angry. we are constantly positioned as being less intelligent as the writers.

so much of "spoiler-free" movie-making relies on writers getting away with one twist in their work, regardless of if that twist was earned. the work doesn't actually have any rewatch value or interesting writing - because they think "good writing" is about "pulling one over" on the audience. they don't focus on making interesting characters or storylines or good endings - they focus on fooling you. glass onion, meanwhile, has faith that the audience has figured the ending out, and that we'll watch anyway, because we love the characters.

so many adaptions of older works... kind of seem to hate the original work. they're done without passion. they're done almost as if checking off a box. so many of them openly mock the audience for enjoying the original, almost directly telling us that we are fools for ever having loved something.

but glass onion. loves the audience. it knows that many of the people watching are mystery-lovers. it is an homage that feels love towards the original works it references. it knows we also love those works; and instead of trying to disparage those works, it allows us to celebrate them.

one of my favorite things about it - and maybe why i found it so satisfying - is that this movie isn't trying to tell you it's the smartest, bestest, most-clever detective story. instead, it asks itself what is satisfying and exciting for the audience? and actually gives us that payoff. it's bright, colorful, and fucking fun.

just... more of this please. i'm very bored of nihilism and grittiness and "shock value" writing. put the love back in. let us love unironically. have your work say i love you too. thank you for sharing this story.

4 years ago

OMG im so excited!!!! this is the best!!!!

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It’s been a little more than two weeks since Sam found him in the hallway and held him together, but Stiles can’t even imagine having to live without him.

this is from chapter twenty-one of proclaim the truth and do not be silent through fear, which i'm working on this next week with the goal of updating it... eventually. have some Sam and Stiles floof!

send me a rose for a random sentence from a random wip

1 year ago
A flowchart made up of questions contained in rectangular boxes and labeled lines that run vertically and horizontally. The first question is, "Do you enjoy seeing magic that's treated like science?" There are three options. The first is "No, I prefer more loosely structured magic." This leads to the question, "Do you like a combination of mystery and absurd comedy?" The only option for this question is, "Sorry, yes is the only answer available here." This leads to the question, "What level of action would you prefer?" There are three options. The first is "Lots!" This leads to the question, "Interested in a musical?" The only option for this question is, "What," which leads to the final answer Fall of the House of Sunshine. The second option for the action question is "Big City (some)," which leads to the answer Kane and Feels. The last option for the action question is "Sleepy-spooky-friendly small town (very little)," which leads to the answer Death By Dying.
The second option for the first question is "Yes." This leads to the question, "Which framing do you prefer?" There are two options. The first is "Anthology that eventually builds into ongoing plot," which leads to the answer The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality. The other option for the framing question is "Slice of life that eventually reveals underlying plot," which leads to the answer Jar of Rebuke.
The third option for the first question is "No, I prefer science. This leads to the question, "Do you enjoy sci-fi that's sort of hand-wavey and treats science like magic?" There are two options. The first is "Nah," which leads to the question, "Unethical human experimentation or tampering with parallel histories?" There are two options. The first option is "Human experimentation," which leads to the question, "What kind of tone would you prefer?" There are two options. The first option is "Serious mockumentary,'" which leads to the answer Limetown. The other option is "Irreverent impromptu investigation," which leads to the answer Red Valley. The second option for the previous question is "Parallel histories," which leads to the answer Out Of Place.
The second answer for the sci-fi question is "Yeah," which leads to the question, "Interested in a post-apocalyptic radio show?" The only option for this question is "Sure," which leads to the answer The Bunker. End ID

made a flowchart for some of the most underrated podcasts in my favorites list (you want to listen to all of these you want to listen to all of them sooo bad)

1 year ago
A Few Pieces I Did Last Month On The Patreon
A Few Pieces I Did Last Month On The Patreon

a few pieces i did last month on the patreon

4 years ago

I saw the handprint through my streaming tears (i was sobbing my eyes out like a baby) and i cried so much harder. That handprint was the turning point for so much in the show. It was a turning point for Sam and Dean's relationship. It was a turning point for the forces and lore of the world. It was a turning point with Castiel showing up. It was the beginning of their relationship.... And it being there when Cas was sacrificing himself? Even if it wasn't burned into Deans skin? It hurt worse than if my heart was ripped out of my body and burned in front of me.

Ok, I’ll admit it: the hand print got me.

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