Ershmash

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

Normalize giving me a sword

oh, sex? actually, can you just beat me up homoerotically so i can go home and jerk off about it later?

sorry i can't shut the fuck up do you still wanna fuck me

hey bro can i open up ur rib cage and rummage around in there until im up to my elbows in blood and then hold ur heart in my hands? no bro i promise it wont look gay i swear.

i don't know if im alive or real anymore or if i ever was do yuo think you could cut a hole in me and stick your hand inside to check

[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

only 5 seconds

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

“are you ok?” no but I’m funny