Yes, Babe, You’re Sick And Twisted, Will You Come Back To Bed- What? Yes, Of Course You’re Evil And

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

dont unfollow. youre pregnant and it’s mine

after some soul searching (jerking off) i have found that everything will be ok!

i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

hey bro can i open up ur rib cage and rummage around in there until im up to my elbows in blood and then hold ur heart in my hands? no bro i promise it wont look gay i swear.

please will someone save me. haha im just kidding. please can i be saved

stop trying to be palatable, stop trying to be palatable, stop