Im Sorry I Said I Wanted To Kill You I Was Horny

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

dude your goth gf just fuckign bit me

please will someone save me. haha im just kidding. please can i be saved

Just had my moral compass surgically removed!

"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

puts cocaine in my lipgloss so when he kisses me he thinks im god