That person who wanted to make a blog where he pretends to be an ancient evil, but couldn't think of a good name for it :(

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3 weeks ago

*adds a photo of a kitchen to the mutuals folder*

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

3 weeks ago

Cursed idea I had yesterday:

carbonated swimming pool. The sensory experience that nobody wants (except maybe me)


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4 weeks ago

the nerd i reblogged this from has a quality blog & i recommend you all follow them.

4 weeks ago

If you're seeing this, you know what to do.

Guess it's my turn now

1 note : I'll clean my room 10 - 100 notes : And I will draw one of my main OCs for every 10 notes (I'll post them here) 150 notes : I will do my hair 200 notes : I will finish Omori at least once 500 notes : I will try to actually talk to people irl 750 notes : I will stop biting my nails or the skin of my fingers 800 notes : I will stop biting my lips 1000 notes : I will buy make up / do my nails again 1500 notes : I will come out to my dad 1750 notes : I will come out to my mom (maybe)

2000 notes : I will start making a game on my own

here you go have fun, but please don't make me go over 200


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1 month ago

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

1 month ago

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

1 month ago

*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*

1 month ago

Reminder to hydrate!


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1 month ago

pet pet ... pet pet

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

1 month ago

Honestly, I thought that was just regular kids having chaotic energy.

although I wouldn't really get the joke due to being significantly younger that the film, as well as not really being a fan of films in general.

Reddit Is Old.

Reddit is old.

1 month ago

I looked at the original post on Reddit. Apparently the ramen is mocking Justin Timberlake's hair and the poem is finished by one of his quotes: "it's gonna be may"

Reddit Is Old.

Reddit is old.

1 month ago
I Also Did It. Same Result Too.

I also did it. same result too.

I did a test to know what kind of writer I am. I got this:

I Did A Test To Know What Kind Of Writer I Am. I Got This:

here's the link enjoy!!

1 month ago
I'm Not Sure What The Thing On The Right Is, But I'm Pretty Confident That The Cutie On The Left Is Not

I'm not sure what the thing on the right is, but I'm pretty confident that the cutie on the left is not a Spheal


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1 month ago

Feeling boopable!

Rb this if it's ok to boop you!


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1 month ago

I don't think people talk enough on here about how wildly different teachers can be. I thought I'd share a few examples: Math teachers:

-One of them jumped into a river to save me after I fell in while we were messing about on a kyack

-One of them let themselves be taped to a tree for charity

-One of them nicknamed my friend "The Human Trashcan"

Science teachers:

-One of them covered their arms in a chemical (I forgot which one) to allow them to safely light them on fire for a demonstration on what not to do in the lab

-One of them dropped absolutely wild lore as examples whenever they taught us something new. I think they confessed to crimes several times

-One of them gave themselves detention for being half an hour late to class

English teachers:

-One of them looked at me one time when they read the word "ugly". They immediately realised and apologised, which is how I noticed because I wasn't paying attention to where they were looking (too busy listening).

-One of them gave several students (I think six of us) detentions and forgot, just leaving us in the classroom until they came in to set up the next lesson.

-Whenever they read a book to us where a character screamed, One of them would actually scream. We were pretty sure that if they actually screamed for help, everyone would think they were just reading.

-My last English teacher managed to find a way to fit a squirrel, a lollipop, a thermonuclear bomb and Donald Trump on the same PowerPoint slide


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1 month ago

reblog to headpat the one you reblogued from!!

1 month ago

I was washing my hands at a local restaurant today when I noticed that they had two different soap bottles. I decided to use the fuller one (though they were both nearly empty). After doing this, I got curious and took a closer look. turns out the soap I used was actually hand moisturiser.


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1 month ago

I was applying my foot spray yesterday, and because I can't get it to spray into the correct location, I decided to spread it around with my finger. While doing so, I caught my finger on a sharp toenail and made it bleed. When this happened, I assumed that this would kill me, as I thought that this is what the "solvent abuse can kill instantly" warning on the bottle meant. Nearly 24 hours later, I am still alive, though in minor pain, which is likely from the actual cut. It turns out that the warning is about breathing in large amounts of the foot spray, which I get that it smells nice, but why?


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1 month ago

*gently grabs Shom* *belly scritches* *gently places Shom down*

Shiny Snom, are you okay with being flipped upside-down? You just look like you'd enjoy belly scritches.

cc.)___\ I think that would be better done by picking me up! I'd be like a turtle if i got flipped onto my back.

1 month ago

I'm more confused about why tumblr is showing me my own post repeatedly, as I was unaware that tumblr could do that, or even showing me my own post at all. even more so as this morning I got this post twice in a row.

had a fun experience at a shop today.

I just went in for some bottled drinks (I was running low) so I found some on the shelf that looked good and they were only £1 each. well, until I went to the till to pay for them, where it turned out that they were actually only 78p each. I paid and informed the cashier of this error, and she apologised for it. yes, she apologised for the fact that my shopping cost less than I expected.

1 month ago

why does this post keep popping up on my dashboard? it has zero notes- well, had, I guess.

had a fun experience at a shop today.

I just went in for some bottled drinks (I was running low) so I found some on the shelf that looked good and they were only £1 each. well, until I went to the till to pay for them, where it turned out that they were actually only 78p each. I paid and informed the cashier of this error, and she apologised for it. yes, she apologised for the fact that my shopping cost less than I expected.

2 months ago

had a fun experience at a shop today.

I just went in for some bottled drinks (I was running low) so I found some on the shelf that looked good and they were only £1 each. well, until I went to the till to pay for them, where it turned out that they were actually only 78p each. I paid and informed the cashier of this error, and she apologised for it. yes, she apologised for the fact that my shopping cost less than I expected.


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2 months ago

update: now slightly over 68% of the accounts I follow are snoms.

Snoms are so cute!

Just letting you know that currently, half of the accounts I follow on here are various snoms (is that the correct plural of snom?)


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2 months ago

Please check if they are okay for me.

my friend just smacked their hand on our call

2 months ago

don't worry, it was posted, just a bit late (I think that it's the right post anyway)

just scheduled a post for 10 minutes.

gonna go eat now!

2 months ago

it's been 14 mins... where is the post v_v

just scheduled a post for 10 minutes.

gonna go eat now!

2 months ago

Snoms are so cute!

Just letting you know that currently, half of the accounts I follow on here are various snoms (is that the correct plural of snom?)


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2 months ago

To update you, I finally beat the game that the bottom paragraph refers to! It turns out, he didn't want a girlfriend, he wanted to kick the girl off a cliff to steal her drum.

Do any of you ever perform so badly in a video game that you feel sorry for the protagonist?

sorry, I was playing a physics-based platformer and I think I gave the protagonist brain damage (for context, he wanted a girlfriend).


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2 months ago

*Thoroughly pats him until he becomes happy*

a crude drawing done in ms paint of an alligator with a shark fin. there is text above it saying "reblog to pat him" with an arrow pointing to the alligator shark

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