That person who wanted to make a blog where he pretends to be an ancient evil, but couldn't think of a good name for it :(
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*adds a photo of a kitchen to the mutuals folder*
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
carbonated swimming pool. The sensory experience that nobody wants (except maybe me)
If you're seeing this, you know what to do.
Guess it's my turn now
1 note : I'll clean my room 10 - 100 notes : And I will draw one of my main OCs for every 10 notes (I'll post them here) 150 notes : I will do my hair 200 notes : I will finish Omori at least once 500 notes : I will try to actually talk to people irl 750 notes : I will stop biting my nails or the skin of my fingers 800 notes : I will stop biting my lips 1000 notes : I will buy make up / do my nails again 1500 notes : I will come out to my dad 1750 notes : I will come out to my mom (maybe)
here you go have fun, but please don't make me go over 200
reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*
pet pet ... pet pet
reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please
Honestly, I thought that was just regular kids having chaotic energy.
although I wouldn't really get the joke due to being significantly younger that the film, as well as not really being a fan of films in general.
Reddit is old.
I looked at the original post on Reddit. Apparently the ramen is mocking Justin Timberlake's hair and the poem is finished by one of his quotes: "it's gonna be may"
Reddit is old.
I also did it. same result too.
I did a test to know what kind of writer I am. I got this:
here's the link enjoy!!
I don't think people talk enough on here about how wildly different teachers can be. I thought I'd share a few examples: Math teachers:
-One of them jumped into a river to save me after I fell in while we were messing about on a kyack
-One of them let themselves be taped to a tree for charity
-One of them nicknamed my friend "The Human Trashcan"
Science teachers:
-One of them covered their arms in a chemical (I forgot which one) to allow them to safely light them on fire for a demonstration on what not to do in the lab
-One of them dropped absolutely wild lore as examples whenever they taught us something new. I think they confessed to crimes several times
-One of them gave themselves detention for being half an hour late to class
English teachers:
-One of them looked at me one time when they read the word "ugly". They immediately realised and apologised, which is how I noticed because I wasn't paying attention to where they were looking (too busy listening).
-One of them gave several students (I think six of us) detentions and forgot, just leaving us in the classroom until they came in to set up the next lesson.
-Whenever they read a book to us where a character screamed, One of them would actually scream. We were pretty sure that if they actually screamed for help, everyone would think they were just reading.
-My last English teacher managed to find a way to fit a squirrel, a lollipop, a thermonuclear bomb and Donald Trump on the same PowerPoint slide
reblog to headpat the one you reblogued from!!
I was washing my hands at a local restaurant today when I noticed that they had two different soap bottles. I decided to use the fuller one (though they were both nearly empty). After doing this, I got curious and took a closer look. turns out the soap I used was actually hand moisturiser.
I was applying my foot spray yesterday, and because I can't get it to spray into the correct location, I decided to spread it around with my finger. While doing so, I caught my finger on a sharp toenail and made it bleed. When this happened, I assumed that this would kill me, as I thought that this is what the "solvent abuse can kill instantly" warning on the bottle meant. Nearly 24 hours later, I am still alive, though in minor pain, which is likely from the actual cut. It turns out that the warning is about breathing in large amounts of the foot spray, which I get that it smells nice, but why?
*gently grabs Shom* *belly scritches* *gently places Shom down*
Shiny Snom, are you okay with being flipped upside-down? You just look like you'd enjoy belly scritches.
cc.)___\ I think that would be better done by picking me up! I'd be like a turtle if i got flipped onto my back.
I'm more confused about why tumblr is showing me my own post repeatedly, as I was unaware that tumblr could do that, or even showing me my own post at all. even more so as this morning I got this post twice in a row.
had a fun experience at a shop today.
I just went in for some bottled drinks (I was running low) so I found some on the shelf that looked good and they were only £1 each. well, until I went to the till to pay for them, where it turned out that they were actually only 78p each. I paid and informed the cashier of this error, and she apologised for it. yes, she apologised for the fact that my shopping cost less than I expected.
why does this post keep popping up on my dashboard? it has zero notes- well, had, I guess.
had a fun experience at a shop today.
I just went in for some bottled drinks (I was running low) so I found some on the shelf that looked good and they were only £1 each. well, until I went to the till to pay for them, where it turned out that they were actually only 78p each. I paid and informed the cashier of this error, and she apologised for it. yes, she apologised for the fact that my shopping cost less than I expected.
had a fun experience at a shop today.
I just went in for some bottled drinks (I was running low) so I found some on the shelf that looked good and they were only £1 each. well, until I went to the till to pay for them, where it turned out that they were actually only 78p each. I paid and informed the cashier of this error, and she apologised for it. yes, she apologised for the fact that my shopping cost less than I expected.
update: now slightly over 68% of the accounts I follow are snoms.
Just letting you know that currently, half of the accounts I follow on here are various snoms (is that the correct plural of snom?)
Please check if they are okay for me.
my friend just smacked their hand on our call
don't worry, it was posted, just a bit late (I think that it's the right post anyway)
just scheduled a post for 10 minutes.
gonna go eat now!
it's been 14 mins... where is the post v_v
just scheduled a post for 10 minutes.
gonna go eat now!
Just letting you know that currently, half of the accounts I follow on here are various snoms (is that the correct plural of snom?)
To update you, I finally beat the game that the bottom paragraph refers to! It turns out, he didn't want a girlfriend, he wanted to kick the girl off a cliff to steal her drum.
Do any of you ever perform so badly in a video game that you feel sorry for the protagonist?
sorry, I was playing a physics-based platformer and I think I gave the protagonist brain damage (for context, he wanted a girlfriend).