You Ever Hear That Old Chestnut About How Most People Neglect The Part Of The Story Of Icarus Where He

on "today's twitter shenanigans"

me completely by myself in my room: alright everybody just calm down

My bisexual-ass: I go both ways

Narrator: she in fact went nowhere. She didn't like to leave the house

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

Kai: Something’s off.

Y/n: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Kai: No, but that’s funny.

i don’t know that i would call allan a feminist king, but perhaps a feminist court jester

incorrect 911 quotes part idk

WTF DO YOU MEAN LOGAN SARGEANT GOT DROPPED FOR THE NEXT RACES WTF?!

WHEN I FUCKING CATCH YOU JAMES ISTG

the day has finally come

THEY NEED TO POST A VIDEO AT 7:30 OF THEM AT AN OLIVE GARDEN ASKING IF THE TABLE IS READY.

will they get the table? will we have to wait another 15 years for the food? will they not have the reservation ready and have to make a new one? who knowsssss 😭.

seriously tho i would cry.