Kai: Something’s Off.

Watching the difference between the Twitter migration mentality vs. the Reddit migration mentality is fucking hilarious.

Like, when Twitter users started moving over here everyone was pulling out all the stops and bringing back old fandoms that they were into and basically firing rent lowering shots by being super cringey.

And then all of the sudden when the Reddit refugees start showing up we're like, "ah yes, pull up a log and gather around the dumpster fire. We'll teach you how to not get killed by people hunting down bots and carve out a little area for you guys to relax and get used to the site before we throw you into the deep end of this hellsite that we call home. Tomorrow is Let Papyrus say Fuck day so you can prepare for that if you want. You want some hot coco and a blanket?"

tumblr is only for people who r weird and a bit lonely and had a strange interest when they were 12 that led them here. if none of those apply to you like genuinely what is there for you here

You’re right, it’s not all men, Ravi fucking Singh would NEVER

me completely by myself in my room: alright everybody just calm down

alex albon is so funny bc one hand he's like i HATE the media i HATE doing interviews etc etc. then he's in an interview telling everyone how george gave him a throat infection after they shared a bed (???) and saying some vague shit which leaves everything to the imagination. and then he'll go on a podcast or another pr thing and the public will sing his praises because he's so funny and nice (as they should !!). he'll say he doesn’t want to have a youtube channel and then go on instagram and make a post about his dog's balls. he's a full time WAG. he's fully brainrotted with a screen time of 17 hours. he has like 20 pets. he's the only one doing famous right i love him.

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

i don’t know that i would call allan a feminist king, but perhaps a feminist court jester

When I think of female rage I think of Pippa Fitz-Amobi finding out about Max Hastings being “innocent”. I think about her pouring coke on some jerks head and shoving one of her friends against the lockers and holding him by the throat for accusing her of lying. I think about her breaking windows and painting “Rapist I will get you” on Max’s door. I think of her shoving protesters and breaking signs at Stanley’s funeral.

If I had a nickel for every time a gay angel was sent to super something because he was in love with his best friend, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice