What I would like to see in a short story or something: A world where luck actually does even out. So hot-streaks are real and the random outcomes that haven't happens actually are more likely. I think that would be so interesting.
Does anyone else speak to ChatGPT in proper English sentences in hopes of making it smarter? Just me? OK.
Why would he buy this? Is he stupid?
I want to go to a casino just to bet on unlucky roulette numbers like 00 and 13. Not in hopes of making money but just to crush the hope of the superstitious gambling addicts. I just want to take these people with so little hope in their lives and crush what remains.
Just a reminder that the United Healthcare stock didn't crash and therefore the CEO's large paycheck was feudalistic theft.
I like how this image implies that even the boss knows it's BS
The Adjuster x reader smut shall be studied by future generations alongside the original ballads of Robin Hood.
Quick: Someone put steamboat Micky Mouse into Bendy and the Ink machine!
He had the hood, now only if there was a conveniently placed hay bale for him to jump into from one of the buildings. Then law enforcement would have simply forgotten about him.
Hoods work!
I'm just imagining war over how classy different cliques are. Like two neighborhoods of snobs being smug to each other.
The adjuster x female reader is the greatest thing to happen to straight fanfiction ships since KPOP
Now this is a instance of non toxic masculinity: A CEO assassin that gets caught because he couldn't resist hitting on a woman.
Imagine if the assassin just beat the shit out of him and his own insurance company didn't cover it. That's the shit that would have happened in a comic.
So what weve gathered from this is that if comics were real people would 100% like Red Hood more than Batman
It's OK CEOs, just imagine him without the hood.
ReaperCoin: The first crypto currency that can only be sold via auction after your death. So the only way to make money is to JUST DIE.
I bet a consequence of this shooting will be employers taking their employees guns when they work. What are the odds that Republicans show any sort of backlash to this?
A rich guy with an Italian name? MAFIA! Must be.
Is it too soon to say this? Is this still racist? Am I doing a racism?
How come the Pope gets to pray to named angels while the Catholic proletariat have to accept whatever angel comes their way? Break the chains: Redistribute the name brand prayers!
Imagine if someone in the MHA universe claims they can kill people by touching them with all five fingers but they're just a quirkless conman.
54.5% of Tumblr was WRONG!
Place your bets folks:
He said "it's mortgage time" and mortaged everywhere