I just want to give up I’m tired from the bottom of my fucking soul like I don’t want to do this shit anymore like let me rest please I’ve had enough
she's having a snack.
a dragon is attacking the city but thankfully im safe in my car
kidnapper!ghost will tie your hands behind your back and forcefully make you sit on his face because he wants to apologize for making you cry but doesn't trust you not to scratch his eyes out or reach for the lamp and hit him over the head with it.
"oh the special forces occupying parliament when martial law is declared is just the standard procedure we should stay home and wait for orders from The Authorities"
The only reason why the United States hasn't become a military dictatorship is because so many people actually believe this and the state supports the military without question so there's no need for them to take over. The moment some guy in uniform has the bright idea of taking power and suspending the constitution like it has happened to us so many times people will be lining up to suck his dick because SUPPORT THE TROOPS
.....Is your joke still funny???!?
sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite
Heavy eyelids, struggling to stay open.
Slumping shoulders, barely able to hold themselves up.
Dragging feet with each step.
Speaking in a slow, slurred manner.
Dark circles under the eyes.
Yawning frequently and deeply.
Head nodding forward, trying to stay awake.
Leaning heavily against walls or furniture.
Rubbing eyes and face with hands.
Deep, weary sighs escaping lips.
Wincing at bright lights or loud sounds.
Staring blankly ahead, unable to focus.
Weak, unsteady movements.
Muttering incoherently to themselves.
Falling asleep in unusual places.
Lack of response or delayed reactions.
Propping their head up with their hand.
Collapsing onto the nearest available surface.
Swaying slightly on their feet.
Barely lifting their head to speak or listen.
Last butch arms post did well so have another🤠
[he/she - masc+fem endearments ok!] [cishets DNI]