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Satchel’s Solo

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Nikki: What are you doing?

Vince: Stargazing.

Nikki: You're just looking up at pictures of yourself taped to the ceiling.

Vince: The stars are beautiful tonight.

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Avengers: Raining Blood

Avengers: Big Girls Don’t Cry

It’s cute, but it must be uncomfortable as hell!

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People love to say a broken clock is right two times a day but what they don’t tell you is that it’s wrong 863963 times a the day.