Take What You Want- Post Malone and Ozzy
(These dudes are legends and seeing them come together and make a song is fucking awesome!)
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
Welcome to Michigan. Sorry about the snow.
Gene: Your voice carries.
Paul: All the way to your bedroom?
Gene: To Michigan.
Mood.
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
school reblog if you cried
P!nk
Anne Frank
Megan Fox
Billie Joe Armstrong
Snooki
Drew Barrymore
Angelina Jolie
Azealia Banks
Kesha
Fergie
Lady Gaga
Madonna
Clive Davis
Anna Paquin
Bai Ling
Carrie Brownstein
Evan Rachel Wood
Amber Heard
Frenchie Davis
Vanessa Carlton
Jillian Michaels
Freddie Mercury (debatable, but considering he had had a long-term relationship with Mary Austin and he tended to keep quiet on matters of his private life, we’ll never know for sure)
All or which have either been given the name “gay” or “straight“ by the media despite coming out. There are more than two sexualities and this is a fact that most people (even on Tumblr nowadays) forget. People tend to assume that since someone is with a person of the same gender, they’re gay. (Or vice versa in Angelina or P!nk’s case) This is incorrect to assume because you’re erasing their identities in the process. The people on this list aren’t gay or straight, they’re bisexual. No matter how much the media tries to erase that.
Fffffffiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeee!!!!!!!!!
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
She looks as if her foot isn’t on a dead fucking body.
- Quotes From the Notes
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Now, I’m going to post... well, spam... a series of quotes that are from the Notes app on my phone.
So, yeah, any demented sounding quote is from me...
I’m sorry.
K, thx, bai!!!
Ahh!!!
An original-ish post.
Some poor bastard died in WW1 thinking “At least this is the war that will end all wars”.
Dndjekdkss!!! Oh my god, I’m screaming! Yes!!!
Guys guess what mcr got back together
People love to say a broken clock is right two times a day but what they don’t tell you is that it’s wrong 863963 times a the day.
My two favorite Aliens👽🎸🖤
Trying to prove a point here
You are so right!!! That is something to be mad about!!!!!!!!!!!!
Something I'm mad about: Queen never did a song with Abba.
listen, i’m soft and anxious and i’m just trying not to get hurt.