Ear

nothing can prepare you for what this ask says

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

i cant quit tumblr because i get good life advice from other maladjusted adults on here

if she's your girl why is he at my house letting me do his first t shot for him

nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time

they just don't get it……

i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!