ceo of harper alexander/mayor buckman (2001mfos) | he/him | attempting to get better at writing via ao3 and tumblr (+18 FICS, +18 BLOG)
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i've got a big issue with artists in the repo! the genetic opera fandom who make luigi look like a twink
I NEED DEMONATRIX TO BE DONE I NEED IT TO BE OUT I NEED TO SEE MORE OF THE DEMON I NEED TO SEE THE CLIP THAT WAS CUT FROM THE TRAILER I NEED ART REFERENCES I NEED SCREENSHOTS I NEED TO GET RAILED BY THAT THING
some stuff from my sketchbook
gonna start posting shit that i may not like that much cuz. Idk. I need content. do you like his sonny bono wig
wherever bill goes, ogre must follow ! i cannot resist talking about him (please be warned i am about to pull characters out of my ass that exist only in theory buckle up)
- clean, VERY clean, like two showers a day clean
- he has lots of VERY flowery perfumes that correspond with his outfit colors somehow
- a hint of food ! the kind of food smell that interests you, like a bakery or a fruit salad
- while all the other carnies smell like sickeningly sweet candy, the twin smells like salt
- there's only an undertone of what everything else smells like
- he's leathery and salty and VERY thick with alcohol (scary scents)
- stealing lukas' idea: women's perfume
- except he fishes it out of the pockets and bags of ladies they target (as he does makeup and stuff)
- NEVER smells bad. a bad bitch can't have flies
- π€’
- oh my god he's every dead animal thrown into a pot and boiled
- you'd think the smell of trees and forest makes it better but somehow it's actually worse !
- any smell that's like. Nothing. but still something
- freshly washed clothes, grass, windows, refrigerator air, maybe a little shavs and cologne
- he is so normal it makes me ill
- yes we named it kitty
- it smells like a CAT and SWEAT but NOT BAD SWEAT
- also probably hell which i would assume is fire and stone and whatever
- the scent of a plant that does not grow here and never will
- incredibly comforting
- can bend pheromones at will + releases the smell of burning rubber when frightened
- DO NOT COME AT ME HE IS MY FAVORITE I NAMED HIM AND GAVE HIM A PERSONALITY FOR MY OWN SANITY
- anyway. blood and vomit and rotting meat and chainsaw fuel
- generally disgusting, mixed with all sorts of body fluid judging by his tubes and wires (probably the last thing youll ever smell whether you see him coming or not)
- he's played by dwayne its close enough
- probably very leathery and very weed-y
- although i see him smelling like a lot of hair products and. Once again our friend cologne
thanks for coming to my TED talk part 2
this relates directly to the conversation happening in the repo server right now and centaurivee might post a similar string of headcanons (ππ»ππ»ππ»)
- starting out strong with one of if not the most disgusting man here
- smells like whiskey that broke in the car and seeped into the seat and was also pissed on by a cat. and left in the sun for a month
- HEAVY b.o. and HEAVY alcohol smell and the lingering aura of rot
- not any better π smells MORE like b.o. if that's even possible
- no alcohol involved but the rot and blood smell is also way stronger
- maybe a lil like dust too
- we're out of stinky man land for now π€’ you know he's clean as fuck
- smells like cold jewelry, dryer sheets, and LOTS of cologne
- the blood smell is very cleverly covered up, but you can taste it on his skin
- cotton candy :(
- he smells like sugar and spice and everything nice and maybe a bit of shitty beer too
- he might be a lil sweaty but arent all carnies
- unfortunately i think he's clean
- used to smell like gross cologne from the 1800s, leather, and sweat sometimes
- now only reeks of thick blood (all of them do)
- HOW COULD I FORGET MY PRINCESS
- she is FLOWERS
- she's what men would think women smelled like if they'd never been near a woman and have only been told that girls like pink and cute
- tried to use a LOT of cologne to cover up the warm computer smell he radiates
- kind of worked
- smelled like burning metal and fire when going rogue (wiring damaged)
- smells like when you open an old box and get hit with vintage air from 1940
- also an undertone of dirt and sweat, but not in a bad way ! hes a busy man
- if you snuggle real close, you can smell some warm tea in his beard
- clean :)
- metallic blood smell doesn't seem to stick to him even while he's the one bleeding
- smells like a freshly washed, still wet carpet
- smells very strongly, but not too bad
- something that can only be described as spicy
- comes with the hot burn of something smoke-like in the back of your throat
- weed.
- i said i'd add him if vee put the bartender from the first power in theirs
- he just smells like weed thats it i cannot IMAGINE he would smell like anything else ππ
okay thanks for coming to my TED talk
chat i'm watching 3 from hell again (surprise, surprise) and the lingering question of the day is WHERE did the clown come from βΌοΈ who hired the clown. did he go to the wrong house. i thought he was pretty funny personally im sad they killed him
can i be the official ceo of harper alexander x mayor buckman ππ»am i qualified enoigh to put that in my bio
Hehe
THIS IS MY SON THIS IS MY BABY HE HAS COME INTO THE WORLD TODAY πππ JEROME
I have not stopped thinking about this thing since I saw it on the final tour over a year ago. After some recent conversations with my friend (shout out to @twiceinawhile ) I was compelled to make myself one. It turned out even better than I ever anticipated.
Pattern designed by me, face made of sculpey clay, eyes are cosplay mask lights from Etsy. Hand sewn and painted.
after a couple months of NOTHING.... drumroll please.... here's MORE HARPMAN 2001 MANIACS FOS
we're all thanking lukas for foolishly giving me the information that ogre apparently wanted to do drag for 2001mfos and was turned down π coping
maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
if you're into skinny puppy/other billmos related things (or really anything the other actors are in) this is for you too !!! tags 4 reach
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldnβt it?
"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?
itβs like 9 inches nothing can convince me otherwise
RICKYYYYYY ππππβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989) Dir. Monte Hellman
More icons of Dwayne, cause I love him
Skinny Puppy swimming in Yugoslavia in 1987
61 today π
Happy 60th birthday to Dwayne Goettel
RIP β€οΈβ€οΈ
happy birthday ducky π
Dwayne Goettel of Skinny Puppy
i love writing porn and i wont feel bad about it. understanding the eroticism of a character is character analysis if u are enlightened.