Harper Alexander - Blog Posts

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you'll NEVER BELIEVE what this is (no sex !)

sorry to anyone who followed me for not field of screams content btw this isnt even my account theme im just like this

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63675589

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after a couple months of NOTHING.... drumroll please.... here's MORE HARPMAN 2001 MANIACS FOS

we're all thanking lukas for foolishly giving me the information that ogre apparently wanted to do drag for 2001mfos and was turned down 😐 coping

what ogre characters would get you for your birthday

i wasn't going to make another and then i did. So. happy birthday to me AGAIN

pavi

- a geneco formality present but with something thrown in

- maybe an inexpensive jewel or two

- if he likes you your gift is him (oiled up and naked probably)

- thank you pavi i guess

the twin

- dead mouse

- piece of confetti

- no wrapping

- not used to real people parties

- thank you twin

harper

- incredibly racist knicknack if he doesn't care (thanks lukas)

- aalittle rock or perhaps a fun stick he found if he does

- maybe something stranger like a bone or tooth

- all wrapped of course

- thank you harper

iggy

- NOTHING

- WASNT INVITED SHOWS UP ANYWAY DOESNT EVEN BRING A GIFT

- when prompted, hands you something from his pocket (bullet, lint, etc.)

- probably there for food

- fuck you iggy

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is the complete opposite of what i promised. that's right, people, i not only did not write otis for his birthday, i wrote MORE harper/buckman because i think i have an illness or something

i was highkey going to save horseplay for otis but look what happened (also this is like. Bare minimum horseplay i didnt even get to use the harnesses)

she sent me her location bruh tf is this

how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks

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is a NON +18 FIC FOR ONCE. tjats right your author (me) sat down and took his time to write two men kissing for 1000 words isnt this fun

i had to look up the meaning of assimilate for this

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is my first writing post ! i don't think anyone actually cares about 2001 maniacs except me but ogre harper won't leave me alone. nsfw fic link under cut

i hate racists except whne theyre DEAD and IN LOVE (joke)