ceo of harper alexander/mayor buckman (2001mfos) | he/him | attempting to get better at writing via ao3 and tumblr (+18 FICS, +18 BLOG)
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is the first fic written on my new phone :) GOD THIS IS SO BAD DON'T LOOK AT ME
unfortunately i needed to get this out there please treat her lovingly
and mtf bateman wins in a landslide !! i'll get back to you once i've actually watched the movie
another poll ! you all get them either way, but you choose the order. have fun
like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY HE WAS LIKE TEN MINUTES AWAY FROM MY EXACT LOCATION. WHAT DO YOU MEAN NJ EDISON. BILL COME BACK WE LOVE YOU HERE
DAMNπππππ
another poll ! you all get them either way, but you choose the order. have fun
the jumpsuit im gonna bust
Some gifs from Bill Moseley's movie The Tortured
transgender patrick bateman send tweet
I tend to adopt the mannerisms of people/characters I hyperfixate on,, and right now it's bill moseley
DEAR LORD I FEAR IT'S GOING IN THE FAVORITES
Currently editing mayor buckman KILL ME
HEY. Clearly youβve seen Field of Screams but I have to askβ¦.have you ever seen Scream Park? Itβs another Ogre movie and unfortunately Bill isnβt in it but itβs my favorite movie like ever ever ever and Ogreβs character is insanely hot and also a murderer so likeβ¦β¦β¦.if you havenβt seen it I recommend it. Itβs free on Tubi!
oh my god my new best friend. i literally live on scream park i have one (1) fanfic but its not posted bc its crazy dark. IF THIS IS A REQUEST IN DISGUISE THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME A REASON TO WRITE IGGY HE IS MY LOVE MY LIFE MY WIFE
while the rest of you are watching black christmas (1974) i am curled up in my blankie with hot cocoa, watching silent night, deadly night 3: better watch out
i FUCKING LOVE ricky
sound of me choking (POS I LOVE HIM)
Prettier than a daisy
stop. Stop we cant do this to me right now. LUKRS .stop
I have to draw Harper and Buckman. I have to. I have to draw them kissing or I will explode.
Coming soon!
SNNRRGGFFFF BABYGIIRRLLL βΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈ
Omg his little party hatππππ so cute awwwww
is the complete opposite of what i promised. that's right, people, i not only did not write otis for his birthday, i wrote MORE harper/buckman because i think i have an illness or something
i was highkey going to save horseplay for otis but look what happened (also this is like. Bare minimum horseplay i didnt even get to use the harnesses)
just finished a gorgeous little pavi
and harper </3 (the twin is coming soon)
and here's my giles to break up the consistent ogreposting
living in new jersey is definitely giving me mental illness
i hate writing smut.
FINALLY, is the promised quinn fic. me when i write another billmos character on otis' entire birthday (HE MIGHT COME LATER)
i have so much christmas baking to be doing. otis if u can hear me this is for u
AM I OOMF πππππ
Oomf got me back into this fucking movie
his cake will be chocolate i think
also i want to show off a few of my ponies since pt was promised in my pinned. here is a billy i have just finished
as well as my otis and graverobber
say hi if you find me !
is a repost of a fic i wrote in like october just to keep my account alive, since i just re re rewatched and re re re rewatched r!tgo.
he's so pitiful to me and i think about his anxieties constantly.
she sent me her location bruh tf is this
is a NON +18 FIC FOR ONCE. tjats right your author (me) sat down and took his time to write two men kissing for 1000 words isnt this fun
i had to look up the meaning of assimilate for this
I canβt believe Luigi Largo shot the United Healthcare CEO
Captain Spaulding (The Firefly Trilogy) is an Anime Girl!