They Better Not. I Would NEVER Recover...

Appreciating his existence

No one:

Not a single soul:

Not even Hornet Head:

The Man from the Railroad:

Inquisition crew walking about

Varric- so you lost your eye in a fight?

Bull- yeah, protecting Krem. Step in between Krem and a guy with a flail. They were holding krem down when I walked in

Varric- sounds like a bunch of jerks but he had good aim

Bull- what makes you say that?

Varric- well he did get a perfect bull’s eye

Sera, now cackling - bullseye! They got bull’s eye

Bull, grumpy- yes, thanks for that

Varric- never saw it that way?

Sera rolling on the ground now - he can’t see cause he lost his eye

Dragon Age: Inquisition | Varric Tethras & Bianca

Holy shit i was playing DAI yesterday, Varric got KOed, and i shit you not Bull shouted DWARF ON THE ROCKS at the top of his lungs?????? I couldn't fucking believe it, so i pulled up his dialogue, AND NOT ONLY DOES HE SAY THAT,

BUT HE ONLY MAKES A PUN WITH V A R R I C

I think. I am so funny for this

I did manage to get him a place on my headboard above my varric shrine but holy cow...

Ok, if they ever made Varric a romance option in Dragon Age Inquisition, I'd probably dump Cullen (for one game) to bang Varric.

finally managed to scrounge up enough varric doodles to make a post, bioware plz let me.. date. him.

"So, we've got a whole city-state full of trouble to get into. Shall we get started?"