Chuuya: Here's the thing. So I've known for a while now that Dazai has a little crush on me...
Kouyou: A little crush?
Chuuya:
Kouyou: Well, I suppose so, in the same way Menelaus had a little crush on Helen of Troy.
Chuuya: Yeah, I don't rlly know who they are...and I don't care, so listen...
Chuuya: The point is Dazai isn't the kind of guy I usually go out with.
Kouyou: Darling, Dazai isn't the kind of guy anyone usually goes out with...
Chuuya: The mission might be over, but as long as you're around, we'll always get into trouble.
Dazai, happily: Thanks Chuu!!!
Chuuya: Not a compliment.
Dazai: 😔
Chuuya, during a mission: How are we gonna get out of this?
Dazai: Don't worry, I have a plan!
Chuuya: *sighs* Ah, the four words society fears most.
Chuuya: *gets down on one knee*
Dazai, also getting down on his knees: What are we looking for?
Chuuya, who had been reaching for the ring in his pocket: Dude...
Dazai, being captured by the enemy who is dragging him away : Let me go and I'll pay you whatever you want.
Dazai: Fuck I forgot my wallet!
Dazai: *turns back to look at Chuuya*
Dazai: Chuuya, pay him whatever he wants !!!