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how can other people ship Dazai or even Chuuya to another when the ship (skk) is so strong, have lots of canons event, and such..

ngl Stormbringer was a pain to read,but this scene is so beautiful.

we are talking about Dazai, Dazai, the youngest leader of the Mafia since he was 15, feared by friends but even more so by enemies, who lets himself be tied up upside down and rolled over until he vomits by Chuuya?? we all know what you are Dazai.

'that' scene of 15skk

C:

this was totally what happened during that scene

dazai felt sm things hes never felt before at once

love that we all agree that it's smthing that continues to haunt dazai (it would haunt metoo if i confessed to someone just half a day i met them)

smh dazai's such loserboy behavior

squish squish who wouldn't want to squish those cheeks?? def also a way to shut up dazai when he's being too silly 🙂‍↕️ the pain depends on how hard chuuya squeezes his cheeks lol

should i bring back the skk song rec series or nah ?? :D

anyways here's the playlist (again): soukoku hellpit

part 1: x

part 2: x

part 3: x

part 4: x

part 5: x

part 6: x

part 7: x

part 8: x

part 9: x

part 10: x

part 11: x

part 12: x

part 13: x

part 14: x

part 15: x

part 16: x

Dazai and Chuuya as that one meme where two people are cuddling in bed and then the big spoon rolls over and just drags the little spoon over with them.

When Chuuya is the big spoon he does it in his sleep, flipping over and dragging Dazai like an oversized doll. Dazai being the light sleeper he is, gets woken up by it and is annoyed. But also too flustered that he just got flipped like a pancake to do anything about it.

Until the next night where he purposely cuddles up to Chuuya as the big spoon, being extra loving and snuggly, coaxing Chuuya to doze off in his arms. And then once he's asleep, Dazai purposely tries to roll over and take Chuuya with him.

Only Chuuya's all muscle and while Dazai's not weak, his core strength isn't the best. So he struggles, he gets halfway, onto his back, with Chuuya partly dragged on top of him and realizes he's stuck.

To his dismay, Chuuya didn't even wake up, he just sprawls out on top of Dazai and continues snoring as Dazai has to accept his fate.

WAIT- Why did i never noticed dazai's pain tolerance?!??

About your theories on Dazai's trauma that he didn't get from Mori, what are they?

The most backed up one I have is that it was people that worked for Dazai's parents. In No Longer Human Yozo is abused by his family's servants so it would make the most sense for Dazai to have been in a similar situation. I could make a very long post about that, but for the sake of other theories I'll stow it.

I also think it's likely the if my first theory is wrong then the main abuse Dazai faced was neglect. He doesn't know how to be a person, he knows how people act and can mimic it but he doesn't fully understand which to me, sounds like he has autism. The only thing I can't pin to the neglect theory is his pain tolerance.

In 15 Dazai hurts his arm when Chuuya kicks him around and steps on his hand. He reacts to neither. Now I am still relatively freshly not 15 (turned 16 a few months ago) so using myself and friends as a reference point, 15 year olds don't normally act like that when getting hurt. So at some point he has to have built up a pretty serious tolerance as well as a hate for pain.

This is where a lot of people like to point to Mori, say he did it. Which was one of my main theories (and still is something I use for some fics) until I talked them over with a few people and we ended up agreeing that Dazai wouldn't have been so close with Mori had that been what was happening. Also knowing Dazai he would've brought it up for clout at some point. It just doesn't make sense for him to not only be so comfortable around Mori and then never say anything.

None of that logic applies to real people, I'm saying it doesn't make sense for Dazai.

So as for who caused that, I'm not sure. I don't have a character to point at. I can say that his parents didn't come to get him after Mori found him, and as far as I know they aren't dead, so they didn't seem to care about him very much. Usually around here is when I circle back to "people who work for his parents" because it has more ties. But maybe a family friend or a parent or a sibling did it, those are all very possible abd make more sense than Mori.

Chuuya: Okay, listen... We just gotta stop hanging out with geniuses because you're gonna figure out that I'm really stupid.

Dazai: What? Don't worry about that.

Chuuya: *smiling* Hmm?

Dazai: I figured out a long time ago how stupid you are.

Chuuya: *contemplating murder*

Dazai: We're finally getting along. It's been 24 hours since the last time we fought. Isn't that great?

Chuuya: No, it isn't. We complete the missions faster when we're fighting.

Dazai: Quick then, say something annoying!

Chuuya: Osamu, I'm in love with you.

Dazai: I'm sorry, what? Since when?

Chuuya: Idk, it just happened.

Dazai: How? You think I'm annoying.

Chuuya: You are.

Dazai:

Chuuya: It's one of your most endearing qualities.

Dazai, who had a sex dream about Chuuya: Drunk ppl do tons of things they don't normally do when their sleeping, like snore and have really weird dreams.

Dazai: Like sex dreams but it doesn't even matter cause dreams don't mean anything.

Chuuya, who also had a sex dream about Dazai: You're right. They don't mean anyhting. You can have a sex dream about someone you're repulsed by irl.

Dazai: Yes, yes exactly. Thank you, Chuuya.

Dazai: You could have a sex dream about, like, me.

Chuuya: But I didn't.

Chuuya: And if I had it would be a sex nightmare cause I hate you.

Dazai: And I hate you too, thank you.

Dazai: Please don't tell anyone but I think I'm a little bit in love with Chuuya.

Atsushi, who genuinely believed the two of them had been married for the past 7 years: ???

Atsushi: Oh.

Dazai, about Chuuya: Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, you want to get fucked by a short ginger.

Ango: 🤦‍♂️

Odasaku: Please stop talking.

Dazai, trying to impress Chuuya: I'm great in sex. I've lost count how many times I've done it.

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Masturbation does not count as having sex.

Fyodor: You're dead for that!

Dazai: Do it...

Dazai: Pussy.

Fyodor: I will enjoy this.

Chuuya, getting in the way: Hey, Elsa!

Chuuya: Get your icy hands off my bottom, bitch!

Chuuya: When I have a crush I don't kick my feet or twirl my hair. Chuuya: Instead I am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just can't crack.

Chuuya: Isn't the idea supposed to be "you saved my life, now I owe you a debt?" Dazai: Nope. Other way round. You saved my life, so now I'm your problem. If you don't like it, then kill me. Dazai: God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.

Dazai, pulling out an engagement ring: Got it a week after we first met.

Chuuya:

Chuuya, also pulling out a ring: Got it yesterday.

Dazai: Babe!

Chuuya: Don’t call me that!

Dazai: Chibi, honey, dear, love, sunshine, slug-

Chuuya: Dazai-

Dazai: Darling, hat rack, sweetheart, my God of fire-

Chuuya: Dazai no-

Dazai: Mi amore, the light of my life, my chihuahua, my doggie, my baby, angel, baby boy, baby girl-

Dazai: My petit mafia, shortie, sweetie-

Chuuya: Are you done?

Dazai: My beloved, the best executive, the anchor of my universe, the loml, my other half, my soulmate..

Chuuya:

Dazai: Ok, now I’m done.

Chuuya: Ok what did you want?

Dazai:

Dazai: Oh I forgot.

Dazai: Hi, I’m bi. I’m attracted to women because they are incredible and I’m attracted to men because I love making bad choices.

Chuuya: Hey, if I ask you a boy question, will you promise not to be weird about it?

Kouyou: Come on, when have I ever been? Go on, tell me!

Chuuya: Well, Dazai--

Kouyou: You can do better!

Chuuya:

Chuuya: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Dazai: Pi.

Chuuya: Pi?

Dazai: Low level, but never ending.

Dazai: I need a top.

Ranpo: Chuuya is in the pm, but Atsushi can go get him for you.

Dazai, blushing: I meant for this food container!

Yosano: Ok, bottom...

Dazai: Yosano, please.

Yosano: ...drawer.

Dazai: I’m in love with you.

Chuuya, scoffing: Yeah, how many others have you said that to?

Dazai: Everyone.

Chuuya: …What?

Dazai: I told everyone I’m in love with you.

Ranpo, first time meeting Dazai about Chuuya: My special abillity says there's a man in your life you're having problems with.

Dazai, angrily: That's an easy guess.

Dazai: I'm clearly an annoying person and have problems with both genders.

Ranpo: Yes, you clearly are.

Dazai: And then Chuuya walked by ignoring me like I wasn't there.

Odasaku: Does he even know you like him?

Dazai: Idk, I've been ignoring him, been mean to him. What else can I do?

Odasaku:

Ango:

Odasaku: Sounds you've tried everything.

Dazai: Last night I had a dream that you and I bought matching side by side mansions.

Dazai: But there was a secret tunnel connecting your front yard to my back yard.

Chuuya:

Dazai: What do you think it means?

Chuuya:😶

Dazai: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant other and-

Chuuya: I wrote you a poem.

Dazai, already crying: You did???

Chuuya: Here's the thing. So I've known for a while now that Dazai has a little crush on me...

Kouyou: A little crush?

Chuuya:

Kouyou: Well, I suppose so, in the same way Menelaus had a little crush on Helen of Troy.

Chuuya: Yeah, I don't rlly know who they are...and I don't care, so listen...

Chuuya: The point is Dazai isn't the kind of guy I usually go out with.

Kouyou: Darling, Dazai isn't the kind of guy anyone usually goes out with...

Dazai: Now I'll arrange our security.

Atsushi: Why?

Dazai: The mission is dangerous and we're hot. The enemy will want us for our info and our boddies.

Atsushi: Our info maybe...

Dazai: Speak for yourself kitten...

Dazai: Now I'm calling the only man who can fuck me.

Atsushi: What???😨

Dazai, calling Chuuya: I mean, who can protect me...us...

Atsushi: Ugh. 🤦‍♂️

Chuuya, picking up: What now?

Dazai: Well hello my big dick chibi.

Chuuya: What

Atsushi: the

Chuuya: fuck

Atsushi: Dazai!

Dazai: Language everyone!

Chuuya: The mission might be over, but as long as you're around, we'll always get into trouble.

Dazai, happily: Thanks Chuu!!!

Chuuya: Not a compliment.

Dazai: 😔