Capitano <3 - Blog Posts
The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think
the world is evil im gonna kill myself i swear im really gonna do it this time i cant (remembers fat women) actually do you ever think about how beautiful it is that we were born on the planet earth
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Capitano looks good in everything... and- without anything hehe
Agreedπ«π
I HATE CRUSHING ON A CHARACTER THAT WON'T COME OUT FOR MONTHS. I wanna know their personality before I selfship with them... RELEASE NNNOOOOOOOWWWWWW
selfshippers imagine your f/o kissing you on places of your body that youβre insecure about, telling you that they donβt care how others see those parts of you because you are absolutely beautiful and downright perfect to them.
(In earshot of my knight f/o) he could penetrate me with his sword
Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt of turned me on like it did but alas
if your f/o always wears a mask:
imagine them taking it off so they can kiss you
imagine kissing them with the mask still on, or bonking your heads together affectionately as a compromise
imagine borrowing/stealing their mask to try it on and their reaction to seeing you wear it
and if their mask doesnβt cover their entire face:
imagine kissing the uncovered part of their face
imagine seeing the blush on their cheeks when theyβre with you, despite some of their face being covered
Capitano when he gets out of that FUCKASS CHAIR
Shoutout to everyone who's f/o is in prison. They WILL be breaking out and their first stop is to give you a kiss for every single day they were gone
Proship dni!!
f/o who wonβt take your words of self deprication kindly because youβre speaking bad about the person most dear to themβ¦ them making little kind comments here and there about you, or taking even just a few minutes everyday to shower you in nothing but compliments in order to remind you that youβre absolutely lovedβ not just by them but the people around you
I'm over here crying and I see Capitano ass on my dash. Instantly grounds me
based on a real life conversation
Idk if this is weird (or if it's been done before) but do you have an f/o who is canonically dead in the media they're from?
πγA much needed reminder for fat self shippers that it is indeed okay to be fat and like food / eating !!
Your f/o will never try to force any unrequested eating habits on you. They won't shame you for how much you eat; they won't make snarky remarks or look at you despectively when eating; they won't comment negatively on your food choices.. !!
A meal you're obsessed with? They'll learn to make it just for you! And if they can't, they'll try to find a way to get you the best of its kind!
You like eating a lot of snacks and sweets? They know all your favorites and they love them as well! And if they don't like those kinds of foods? It doesn't matter; because they notice how your face immediately lights up after the first bite, and that's all that matters to them!
Always remember that a healthy relationship with food is one of the most important keys to self care! Don't let anyone shame you for it because your f/o is not ashamed to love you β‘
imagine your villain f/o tilting your chin up with their weapon and saying "well, well, well, what do we have here?"
proship dni
Your male/masc f/o who's randomly shipped with women they've interacted a couple of times is very gay and in love with you. He's as confused as you are with those ships I promise!
pro-shitters and transphobes fuck off
Kissing your f/o scars... Telling them how beautiful they are... Aaaahhh
You and your f/o
imagine shoveling snow with your f/o's and accidentally pelting them in the face with a shovelful of snow :(
proship/proship adjacent dni. hypothermia π§π§π§π§π§βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈπ‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘
f/o who calls you and when you asked what they need they go, "Nothing, I just really missed your voice."
proship DNI
every time someone calls me and my f/o canon i bounce around my room like a bouncy ball that someone just threw with all their strength
