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Signs as 2018 Oscar Nominees and Winners (in bold)
Aries: Lady Bird
Taurus: Beauty and the Beast
Gemini: Coco
Cancer: The Shape Of Water
Leo: Dunkirk
Virgo: Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Libra: Darkest Hour
Scorpio: Get Out
Sagittarius: Call Me By Your Name
Capricorn: The Post
Aquarius: On Body And Soul
Pisces: Phantom Thread
Zodiac as Fruit
Aries: Grapefruit (explosive but stingy)
Taurus: Strawberry (sweet but bland)
Gemini: Cherry (juicy but it’s double trouble)
Cancer: Kiwi (nice but gets the tongue sore)
Leo: Melon (tasty but dense)
Virgo: Green Apple (delicate but sour)
Libra: Grape (candy-like but floppy)
Scorpio: Passion fruit (Intense but meaty)
Sagittarius: Papaya (nutritious but strong)
Capricorn: Pomegranate (satisfying but hard to reach)
Aquarius: Mango (alluring but easily changes)
Pisces: Pineapple (fresh but lowkey hits you)
The Zodiac’s Deepest, Darkest Confessions.
-Aries: some Aries natives tend to hide under an extroverted and greater-than-life personality a huge need for competition and prevailing onto others, meaning they are really good at wearing masks and playing nicey-nicey, especially when it comes to climbing up social circles. However, when it doesn’t work like they want to they become delusional, repressed and usually really menacing towards anyone who is gentle to them, especially if any of the benefits above aren’t required.
-Taurus: Damn if they are some blunt bitches. Tauruses really like making harsh comments on people in front of them and not giving a fuck, usually because it makes them feel reassured and superior. In reality, they are really fragile and in constant need of support by a group of people. In fact, the most obnoxious Tauruses have the bad habit of being part of really bad social circles.
- Gemini: Gemini’s are really caring people at the core but they really struggle with their emotions, because they want to look controlled and calm all the time and frequent lots of different environments; they aren’t fake but curious, and that’s great, but this lack of solid bases which they can count on is a problem indeed.
-Cancer: Cancers are probably the most complicated, emotional and unstable signs of all the zodiac: their friends many times ask themselves if it’s friendship or a constant fight (it’s actually hard sometimes to decide which one is more correct) and this is because right now they’re all giggles and smiles and five minutes later they will shout at you or push you away giving you a mean stare. Also they sometimes project their feelings g onto others, even to manipulate.
-Leo: Leos can be good and caring friends, but the bad ones (which, news flash, are way more common) are tremendously arrogant, defensive and always trying to act snobbish and cold with people they don’t like. They stick onto things they hate and are ready to stand for their friends really fiercely even when they’ve committed something really wrong and unexcusable. Will also try to point out your flaws just like Taurus to feel powerful and stronger.
-Virgo: Developed Virgos are people deserving of love, respect and true admiration, except for they’re rare: most of them (especially girls because women with Earth Signs are the meanest, deal with it) will be judgemental, critical of others and a clean freak, but most of all they will try to analyze people as if all the intel they collected could be used against those same people.
- Libra: Ahh, Libra, actually there are quite few bad Libras out there. But they are pretty annoying. First of all, it may seem granted but I kid you not it’s superficiality;
nobody likes that, and most of all their childish approach to some things.
-Scorpio: That’s a tough one, because even Developed Scorpios albeit wise are still pretty hard, but mostly the problem is their serious anger problems which makes them throw temper tantrums for the lightest things, and also they are really good at ruining relationship (especially romantic ones) with others because of their tormented feelings. Also they seem to hold grudges for a lifetime and can be pretty insensible when they want to.
-Sagittarius: Sagittarians are actually really good at dealing with their flaws, just like Libra and Cancer, but they usually forget that dealing with emotions and empathising isn’t a cakewalk for them. Also, their jokes and constant humor (this also happen with some Capricorns) make some of their important discussions pretty difficult to take seriously.
-Capricorn: Capricorns can be officially the meanest sign, and that’s because they can be pretty bossy, authoritarian and especially they will easily bully and humiliate other people for fun and see it as a game. Bad Capricorns love to brag about the evil things they did, and in fact they are capable of doing and saying lots and lots of very, very shameful stuff. They can be sly, selfish and really untrustworthy.
-Aquarius: Aquarians are weirdos for sure, like what is wrong with those dumbos?
Initially it looks like their only flaw is that they get obsessed with an argument even if they’re proved wrong for no reason whatsoever, and secondly they isolate themselves many times, often for the desire to be unique. In the end, they just look like the rich-but-fake-poor hippie who makes random videos about stuff and writes nonsense. And well, confident Aquarians act really, really superior to others and not in a nice way.
- Pisces: So I might seem biased on this one (and it’s because I am a Virgo) but believe me truly when I say that they are really messed up, toxic, lying and emotionally disturbed people. People often say that they have a strong sense of sacrifice: that’s bullshit, honey, it’s a Virgo thing. Pisceans help people only when it inspires them to do something better, like in social events etc. but in reality they have no problems in revealing all your deepest secrets to everyone, just to start a conversation. Anyways they will make it up and act like the loving helper who is always there, but they aren’t. Also tends to end up with bad people and likely uses substances+ gets easily irritated, nervous and sad for a whole week for one thing.
december messages for the signs🎄
use your sun, moon, & rising✨
🔔 aries – things may feel unstable in your life right now, so try to remember that you and the ones you love are safe. focus on reconnecting with people who you may have lost your connection with, and most importantly reconnect with yourself. finding stability within yourself will enable you to feel secure in your external life. december will be a positive time for you and your family.
🔔 taurus – allow yourself to fully believe in the dream you have right now. you are allowed to follow your dreams, it is our right as divine beings on this earth, so do not allow any negative thought patterns to keep you in a self-defeating mindset. whatever you are trying to create right now is slowly taking form even if you do not see it yet, so keep working hard towards your goals and you will achieve them!
🔔 gemini – this is a good time for you to let go of the things that have been making you feel so tense. make time every day to take a few deep breaths and ground yourself back in the moment. the things that were worrying you have come to pass, and there is now space to nurture and grow something new. regroup, make a plan with a clear mind, and follow through with it.
🔔 cancer – remember that nothing is ever permanent because everything is changing in every moment. if there is something in your situation that you do not like or that is not serving you anymore, let it go with love and light. you have the ability to shape everything around you into exactly what you want it to be, so figure out what you want, be adaptable, and start making the changes you want to see happen.
🔔 leo – this is a good time for you to do some inner healing that you may have been ignoring or putting off. it hurts a lot less to deal with the pain for a few moments and then never have to experience it again than it does to live half a life because you are not present in the moment. now is a time for self-care and to look at all those little cuts in your heart, where they came from, and heal them instead of trying to keep bandaging the wounds.
🔔 virgo – go through this month looking at both sides to everything. having a balanced mind will lead you to a win-win outcome in every situation you are in. look at what you need to let go in order to regain your inner balance of peace. schedule some time to meditate and really focus on the things in your life that feel imbalanced so that you are equipped to make those changes when the time comes. balance the time you give to others with the time you give to yourself.
🔔 libra – you might be feeling like your commitment to some situation is being tested right now. try not to take everything at face value, there is always more to a story than you are perceiving. look inside and question if you are truly committed to yourself. by committing to yourself you become completely confident in everything that you do because you have promised to yourself you will always do your best.
🔔 scorpio – you have been anticipating and ending for a while and it is finally coming. you are going to be feeling excited and energized when it happens because it is leading you onto a new a more thrilling path. do not let this energy cause you to make rash decisions, just know that this is happening around you and embrace it. live as your inner child for a bit, your life deserves to be fun and creative.
🔔 sagittarius – you have had some plan on your mind for a while now, but you have not taken that leap of faith towards the unknown of actually living out that plan. now is the time to make a move! you are a creator and everything in life is within your control, so take a chance and allow the universe to fill in the gaps. everything you need is coming to you, the universe is waiting to bless you with abundance, but you must be the one to make the first move.
🔔 capricorn – the connections you are making this month will be balanced, fair, and understanding. there will be a mutual respect and understanding between you and the people you are building connections with this month. let go of what is blocking your heart, not only to be able to freely flow with love, but to be able to focus more on trusting your feelings than relying on your mind.
🔔 aquarius – try to look at everything from a place of love this month. there may be chaos all around you, but when you look at it with love and curiosity it can change the entire energy of a situation. do not underestimate your power to bring love to a seemingly hopeless situation. there is no going back after you have done or said something, so if you are acting out of love, those situations will always have a positive energy in your mind and in the mind of others.
🔔 pisces – whatever it is that you have been focused on is gaining momentum, so do not give up! you are surrounded by positivity and you are heading in the right direction. you are full off potential and energy, so this is a very empowering time for you to chase your dreams. keep moving forward and you will see success in everything you want to achieve.
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if this reading resonated with you, comment your big 3! i love seeing how the energies are playing out in peoples lives! 😇
Q: what do you want this year to feel like?
A: like sitting on your front porch with a midnight blue ceramic mug. it is filled to the brim with hot black coffee, the coconut milk still swirling. you are cupping it with both hands and holding it close to your chest, its golden rim glimmering in the early morning glow.
an herbal and floral steam rises from a pregnant earth that drips and dews, fills the air. a fine blanket of warmth falls over your face, your home, as sunlight begins to travel across and down and up and through. the snow is melting. it’s all melting. time is but a faint whisper these days, though you still wear it as a necklace. you take a sip. a bird lets out a sharp cry. then stillness. a car zooms by. then stillness. then stillness.
Which Zodiac Sign is Actually Most Likely to be a Serial Killer?
-Statistic-
Based on a review of 400 criminal profiles the conclusion can be reached that Scorpio is the most common star sign among serial killers, murderers, mass murderers, etc. Roughly around 10.75% of the serial killers viewed were Scorpios, followed then closely by Gemini and Capricorn. Virgo was the least likely with only 5% of the serial killers viewed being born from August 23rd to September 22nd. Interestingly, two of the serial killers viewed had the combination of a Sun in Pisces, Moon in Pisces and Ascendant in Saggitarius. This contradicts the popular belief that Sagittarius and Virgo are the most common among Serial Killers, I'd assume that this is because the most famous Serial Killers are usually either one of those signs.
This is a ranking of how common it is for a killer to be each sign:
1. Scorpio 10.75%
2. Gemini 10.25%
3. Capricorn 9.75%
4. Aries 9.25%
5. Aquarius 9.25%
6. Sagittarius 9%
7. Pisces 8.5%
8. Taurus 8.25%
9. Libra 7.75%
10. Leo 6.75%
11. Cancer 5.5%
12. Virgo 5% (Note: The number doesn't go exactly into 100% for some reason so just pretend)
(Image Cred: The Sun)
"If you think you are average, you must understand that in order to be the best, you have to beat the best"
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6. Describe your personality in 3 words or less
Empathetic Determined Grateful
10. How would you describe your style?
I just slap a pair of clothes on. If I cared though, I would go for a express, banana republic hybrid look. You could almost say it's like preppy combined with street wear.
14. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Why?
I've traveled to many places (not tryna flex lmao), but I would say maybe like a suburb in Washington State. The weather is cool and a little bit cold. The water is actually blue. You can go hiking to the nearby mountains, but it rains like crazy.
25. What color socks are you wearing?
Brown, oh wait that's my feet
You can ask me some if you want, I don't mind. 94: Fav lyrics right now? 61:Have you ever peed in the woods? 😎 (I know I have lmaoooo) 44:What is your biggest fear?🐍 100: Who was the last person you cried in front of?😶 31: 3 fav boy names? 👤 101: Aren't I fucking cool? (Optional)
HI ALI, thank you for all these questions omg😸 I’ve answered 31 here and 94 here.
44. what is your biggest fear?
probably being alone lolz
61. have you ever peed in the woods?
thankfully I have not
100. who was the last person you cried in front of?
my mom🌝
101. yes
and I will ask you 6, 10, 14, and 25☕️
Capricorn ♑️ me:
Pasta 🍝
Flannel 💖
Art 🖼 ✍️
Ocean 🌊
Tapestries 😘
are you a rice or pasta person? a graphic tee or flannel person? art or writing person? ocean or meadow person? posters on your wall or tapestries person? tag your sign too !
This is scary accurate. Any fellow Cancers out their?
The Signs as Girlfriends
Aires: The girlfriend who loves to cheat at boardgames and out run their partner, is always attempting to look daring and brave, likes to climb all over their partner and leave little hickies and love bites, will definitely chew out someone for their partner, likes to show their best features in front of their partner at all times
Taurus: The girlfriend that loves to kiss looong goodbyes, is always poking or nudging at their partner at an attempt to get their attention, always knows the smoothest responses to things, neck kisses, likes to sleep holding/being held, dirty jokes, subtle (not so subtle) flirt
Gemini: The girlfriend that is low-key jealous af, likes to wakeup their partner to kisses, pda, holds their partner’s whole arm when walking together, likes to have their hair played with, likes to run their fingers over their partner’s chest/abdomin,hardcore dirty talk, is honestly so happy to be tolerated
Cancer: The girlfriend who protects their precious baby at all costs, loves to listen to the partner’s passions and ambitions, is always looking for things their partner would like/things that remind them, touchy-touchy-touchy all the time, if an awkward tension or disagreement occurs their first instinct is to hug their partner, would actually rip someone to shreds for their partner, likes to feel praised and adored
Virgo: The girlfriend who is low-key concerned for their partner at all times, is always worried when their partner does anything dangerous(physically or otherwise), really soft, likes to pet/rub their partner, gives the cutest little nick names, a bit of a tease, always trying to figure their partner out
Libra: The girlfriend who gives back scratches, lots of giggling, likes to bake for their partner, will kick their partner’s butt in Mario Kart, is attracted to tall people, heavy breathing, likes to touch their partner’s head/hair, likes to be comforted, shower kisses, strange dance moves, secret flirts
Scorpio: The girlfriend who loves to see their partner doing things deemed to be kind traits like playing with kids or dogs(they find sweetness a huge turn on), part of them wants a dominant partner but are drawn to more submissive, gives great massages, the expert on how to turn someone on, secretly really likes the more popular person for a partner, moaners
Leo: The girlfriend who wants all of their friends to love their partner, seeks approval and admiration often, needs someone who is equal to them in status and reputation, like feeling submissive as they are normally alphas, buys expensive and over-the-top gifts, so much PDA, smiling into kisses, up for anything
Sagittarius: The girlfriend who loves to tease and make fun of their partner, likes going on fun and adventurous dates, has really strange(yet cute) nick names for their partner, will definitely steal their partner’s clothes(will not return them), super fun and hot, often ends good relationships on the search for something better, great hair, pillow fights
Capricorn: The girlfriend who is meme AF, wants to shower their partner in affection but doesn’t quite know how, loves a funny guy, wants someone who will draw out their silly side, fantastic lips, shows their affection in cute little moments of excitement with a peck or a random ‘I LOVE YOU’, supper funny, actually really chill, secretly romantic
Aquarius: The girlfriend who loves to just look at how attractive their partner is, likes to be more submissive, always putting their feet on their partner??, hates coming up with date plans, doesn’t dress up often but when they do they look like stars, loves cheek/nose kisses, sleepy makeup sessions, neck stroking
Pisces: The girlfriend who makes cute little crafty/artsy things for their partner, likes a partner that will be a music and movie snob with them, making out in the pool, very sentimental, will keep gifts their partner gives them forever, reading and coming up with stories, little pixies
