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the signs as natural phenomena
Aries: volcanic lightning
Taurus: penitentes
Gemini: sun dogs
Cancer: lenticular clouds
Leo: aurora borealis
Virgo: fallstreak hole
Libra: fire rainbow
Scorpio: fire whirl
Sagittarius: light poles
Capricorn: supercells
Aquarius: frozen methane bubbles
Pisces: water spouts
Tuesday, December 6, 2022 2:17pm
Horoscope
You don’t believe in horoscopes
but mine tells me to love you
I read my horoscope and I love you
These are things that I do
My horoscope reminds me
I can have a short fuse
and so do you
Except you don’t say that to me
we just both read it
in the things I do
It seems as though you still love me
I try to be better
but you never asked me to
You don’t believe in horoscopes
but I believe in you
Hi 🌺
What do you think of libra rising conjunct Aphrodite and chart ruler venus conjunct juno and eros? And what do you think of virgo rising with chart ruler conjunct venus?
I don't concern myself with minor asteroids. Their significance and impact is often slim to none, and doesn't lead to deeper understanding of your chart or soul path. I mostly use Chiron, being so strong in this energy myself.
Mercury conjunct Venus for a Virgo rising will add a more social dimension. It will make the Virgo rising person more extroverted and eager to connect with people on their life path. Of course, it also depends on the condition of the planets, how Venus and Mercury are placed, are they exalted, debilitated and which house they are in. It should be a good aspect though, helping a Virgo rising to come out of their shell.
Happy Chinese New Year ✨🧧🐀 新年快乐!
It's been pretty fun designing them, so I'm looking forward to see how they'll all look like in one chart!
The Zodiac’s Deepest, Darkest Confessions.
-Aries: some Aries natives tend to hide under an extroverted and greater-than-life personality a huge need for competition and prevailing onto others, meaning they are really good at wearing masks and playing nicey-nicey, especially when it comes to climbing up social circles. However, when it doesn’t work like they want to they become delusional, repressed and usually really menacing towards anyone who is gentle to them, especially if any of the benefits above aren’t required.
-Taurus: Damn if they are some blunt bitches. Tauruses really like making harsh comments on people in front of them and not giving a fuck, usually because it makes them feel reassured and superior. In reality, they are really fragile and in constant need of support by a group of people. In fact, the most obnoxious Tauruses have the bad habit of being part of really bad social circles.
- Gemini: Gemini’s are really caring people at the core but they really struggle with their emotions, because they want to look controlled and calm all the time and frequent lots of different environments; they aren’t fake but curious, and that’s great, but this lack of solid bases which they can count on is a problem indeed.
-Cancer: Cancers are probably the most complicated, emotional and unstable signs of all the zodiac: their friends many times ask themselves if it’s friendship or a constant fight (it’s actually hard sometimes to decide which one is more correct) and this is because right now they’re all giggles and smiles and five minutes later they will shout at you or push you away giving you a mean stare. Also they sometimes project their feelings g onto others, even to manipulate.
-Leo: Leos can be good and caring friends, but the bad ones (which, news flash, are way more common) are tremendously arrogant, defensive and always trying to act snobbish and cold with people they don’t like. They stick onto things they hate and are ready to stand for their friends really fiercely even when they’ve committed something really wrong and unexcusable. Will also try to point out your flaws just like Taurus to feel powerful and stronger.
-Virgo: Developed Virgos are people deserving of love, respect and true admiration, except for they’re rare: most of them (especially girls because women with Earth Signs are the meanest, deal with it) will be judgemental, critical of others and a clean freak, but most of all they will try to analyze people as if all the intel they collected could be used against those same people.
- Libra: Ahh, Libra, actually there are quite few bad Libras out there. But they are pretty annoying. First of all, it may seem granted but I kid you not it’s superficiality;
nobody likes that, and most of all their childish approach to some things.
-Scorpio: That’s a tough one, because even Developed Scorpios albeit wise are still pretty hard, but mostly the problem is their serious anger problems which makes them throw temper tantrums for the lightest things, and also they are really good at ruining relationship (especially romantic ones) with others because of their tormented feelings. Also they seem to hold grudges for a lifetime and can be pretty insensible when they want to.
-Sagittarius: Sagittarians are actually really good at dealing with their flaws, just like Libra and Cancer, but they usually forget that dealing with emotions and empathising isn’t a cakewalk for them. Also, their jokes and constant humor (this also happen with some Capricorns) make some of their important discussions pretty difficult to take seriously.
-Capricorn: Capricorns can be officially the meanest sign, and that’s because they can be pretty bossy, authoritarian and especially they will easily bully and humiliate other people for fun and see it as a game. Bad Capricorns love to brag about the evil things they did, and in fact they are capable of doing and saying lots and lots of very, very shameful stuff. They can be sly, selfish and really untrustworthy.
-Aquarius: Aquarians are weirdos for sure, like what is wrong with those dumbos?
Initially it looks like their only flaw is that they get obsessed with an argument even if they’re proved wrong for no reason whatsoever, and secondly they isolate themselves many times, often for the desire to be unique. In the end, they just look like the rich-but-fake-poor hippie who makes random videos about stuff and writes nonsense. And well, confident Aquarians act really, really superior to others and not in a nice way.
- Pisces: So I might seem biased on this one (and it’s because I am a Virgo) but believe me truly when I say that they are really messed up, toxic, lying and emotionally disturbed people. People often say that they have a strong sense of sacrifice: that’s bullshit, honey, it’s a Virgo thing. Pisceans help people only when it inspires them to do something better, like in social events etc. but in reality they have no problems in revealing all your deepest secrets to everyone, just to start a conversation. Anyways they will make it up and act like the loving helper who is always there, but they aren’t. Also tends to end up with bad people and likely uses substances+ gets easily irritated, nervous and sad for a whole week for one thing.
What will happen to you this Christmas?
Aquarius: Cthulhu will seek your aid. You'll be too busy partying with your aunt to hear his call. Yet another year the Dark One will remain shackled #standagainstshackles Pisces: You will dream of an endless horizon, and then Santa will kidnap you and deliver you to your secret admirer. Better hope he/she was nice this year, otherwise expect to be turned into coal. Aries: Gondor's horn will be heard everywhere. Will you come to there aid? No. You're part of Mordor now. The Hobbitses must pay for not eating 5hat rabbit raw. Taurus: No matter how much Red Bull you drink, you will not die of an overdose during Christmas. Better go buy your children presents already. Gemini: You look into the mirror and notice a zit. As you pop it, you suddenly see a reflection of your younger self in the zit. And then you see only darkness. Do not stare too long, younglings. We all know what tragedy befalls those that stare into the abyss... Cancer: You run out of toilet paper. Rhubarb leaves are poisonous to ingest. Leo: You get a glimpse of what happens in the next season of Game of Thrones. Everybody dies. Huge shocker. Jon Snow starts his own Blues band. Virgo: You die a virgin. Not necessarily this year, but it's written in the stars, darling. It's there for a reason. You also banish your aunt Gertrude to the seventh realm of Ka'hlau for yet again buying you socks. Libra: The scales tip in your favour. Expect to gain at least 10lbs. You discover that your mother doesn't really exist. She was just a massive prank pulled by your local government. You gain the power to talk to sewage. Scorpio: You discover that the true spirit of Christmas is a malevolent one. Don't tell anyone. You're in this alone. It speaks to you in ancient tongues, comforting you. Do not go gently into that dark night. Sagittarius: You obtain a brand new staff that increases your aiming tenfold. Unfortunately this only applies whilst it is equipped. You put it in the same box that contains your ice cream toaster and solar-powered flashlight
quality blog vs. shitposter
quality blog: libra, capricorn, sagittarius, taurus, aquarius
shitposter: aries, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, scorpio
quality shitposter: pisces
Signs as Super Dangan Ronpa 2 Characters
Aries - Mahiro Koizumi Taurus - Nagito Komaeda Gemini - Mikan Tsumiki Cancer - Gundham Tanaka Leo - Ibuki Mioda Virgo - Peko Pekoyama Libra - Kazuichi Souda Scorpio - Hiyoko Saoinji Sagittarius - Chiaki Nanami Capricorn - Sonia Nevermind Aquarius - Hajime Hinata Pisces - Byakuya Togami
Born in fire Son of the sun Son of a God shining brighter than the stars But you’re the only star I see Burning holes in my eyes Heating my insides I just can’t seem to Keep cool around you.
A ghost of smokey souls Let’s mix and melt in your pool Boiling at my frosty heart Crystal fleeting from my veins And tinder sparks for our bonfire hearts Let’s set this love ablaze
For my Scorpio baddies ✨
One for the libras ✨
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Diagram 3 from Solar Biology by Hiram Erastus Butler (1887) filled with a contemporary NASA image from the Spitzer Space Telescope. Prints available on stickers, magnets, shirts, etc!
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I love the irony that theres an add for a horoscope on Hussie's Extended Zodiac page but theres one thing that makes me question its credibility.... Gotta love late night chats with friends
The Royal Signs III:
Aries: An exile. As close to a leader as anything. Decades of experiments. Inhuman flesh. A blank porcelain mask, inscribed with a single symbol. The only thing left untouched is her hair.
Taurus: The Knights Captain, daughter of the high priestess. A martyr. A township saved, burning like a star in the dry autumn heat. Blazing wings.
Gemini: The King Under The Ice. A stolen childhood. Small shoulders for an impossible burden. A desperate bargain to contain an ancient evil.
Cancer: The first queen. A woman more scars than flesh. Respect commanded by tooth and claw. Legend says even the beasts bowed their heads when she spoke.
Leo: The High Priestess, come to make good on an old covenant. Thunder on the mount. Eyes burned by sights from the land of the dead. A flash of thunder revealing the legions of ancestral dead, come to heed her call to arms.
Virgo: A young princess, currently being carried to safety in a backpack. She wraps her tiny hands around the shoulders of her bodyguard and tries to sleep.
Libra: A empress by title, an alchemist by desire. Long trips to the countryside spent foraging in swamps and mountain caves. Jars of exotic insects displayed proudly to less than excited diplomats.
Scorpio: A general. Born with an ancient and rare gift. A man who could speak to beasts. Said to be the first to harness the great wild things and drive them for war. Legends of an army of half-men, half-beasts.
Ophiuchus: A prince fallen prey to an old and terrible sickness. An inexplicable whistling cry that only he can hear, calling him to the mountains. There he sits, preserved in the abandoned aeries, decked in scales.
Sagittarius: The renegade prince. Palace finery and lavish parties forsaken for nights of adventure and intrigue in the city streets. Scandalous tales of cross-dressing and romance and baffled police.
Capricorn: A king of blood and stone. A menace to some, a savior to others. To carve out a space for his people against impossible odds and overwhelming enemies. Rites finally conducted in service of a god that was long thought to have abandoned their worshipers.
Aquarius: A queen burdened by loss. A pilgrimage to the ancestral mesa. She sits under the night sky. A low, droning tune on a horn carved from an old tree. The stars mourn with her.
Pisces: A queen of many eyes. Networks of spies that span the kingdom. A diplomatic party approaches, an assassin among them, unaware of her own assassin that already sits perched in the rafters above them.
The Royal Signs III:
Aries: An exile. As close to a leader as anything. Decades of experiments. Inhuman flesh. A blank porcelain mask, inscribed with a single symbol. The only thing left untouched is her hair.
Taurus: The Knights Captain, daughter of the high priestess. A martyr. A township saved, burning like a star in the dry autumn heat. Blazing wings.
Gemini: The King Under The Ice. A stolen childhood. Small shoulders for an impossible burden. A desperate bargain to contain an ancient evil.
Cancer: The first queen. A woman more scars than flesh. Respect commanded by tooth and claw. Legend says even the beasts bowed their heads when she spoke.
Leo: The High Priestess, come to make good on an old covenant. Thunder on the mount. Eyes burned by sights from the land of the dead. A flash of thunder revealing the legions of ancestral dead, come to heed her call to arms.
Virgo: A young princess, currently being carried to safety in a backpack. She wraps her tiny hands around the shoulders of her bodyguard and tries to sleep.
Libra: A empress by title, an alchemist by desire. Long trips to the countryside spent foraging in swamps and mountain caves. Jars of exotic insects displayed proudly to less than excited diplomats.
Scorpio: A general. Born with an ancient and rare gift. A man who could speak to beasts. Said to be the first to harness the great wild things and drive them for war. Legends of an army of half-men, half-beasts.
Ophiuchus: A prince fallen prey to an old and terrible sickness. An inexplicable whistling cry that only he can hear, calling him to the mountains. There he sits, preserved in the abandoned aeries, decked in scales.
Sagittarius: The renegade prince. Palace finery and lavish parties forsaken for nights of adventure and intrigue in the city streets. Scandalous tales of cross-dressing and romance and baffled police.
Capricorn: A king of blood and stone. A menace to some, a savior to others. To carve out a space for his people against impossible odds and overwhelming enemies. Rites finally conducted in service of a god that was long thought to have abandoned their worshipers.
Aquarius: A queen burdened by loss. A pilgrimage to the ancestral mesa. She sits under the night sky. A low, droning tune on a horn carved from an old tree. The stars mourn with her.
Pisces: A queen of many eyes. Networks of spies that span the kingdom. A diplomatic party approaches, an assassin among them, unaware of her own assassin that already sits perched in the rafters above them.
As I was reading this really thorough natal chart on cafeastrology, I had this idea of what someone with Pluto in Capricorn may look like. A similar image came to mind and I did my best to recreate it in paint.net.
Listen to this description of the trait and let me know how you think I did!
Pluto in Capricorn Traits:
Determined
Purposeful
Overhauling
Conquering
Heavy
No-nonsense
Forceful
Freeing
Methodical
My Darling Muse (v),
Dieter is in LOVE. He's just not sure if he's met them yet. But in the interim, he's keeping a journal to house all of his inspiration, poetry and recipes, before they fly out of his head. And once he meets the ONE...or ONES...this is going to be his gift to you. Along with those sexy time IOU's he's always handing out...
Trigger: it's Dieter bub so this series will DEFINITELY include profanity, drugs, alcohol, sex, smut and any meanderings D wants...He's endlessly inspired by art, poetry, songs, sex and YOU!
Series Masterlist
*artwork by Cat Bug and OsoStudios *cool dividers by @sweetmelodygraphics
My Darling Muse,
YOU ARE THE SUN, AND I THE MOON I ENCIRCLE YOU, CASTING SHADOWS IN THE TUMULT OF EMOTION BUFFETING THE OCEANS I, THE MOODY COLD LANDSCAPE YOU, THE FIERY FLAME I LONG FOR YOUR WARM TOUCH ICY, BARREN AND ALONE WHAT DEPTHS DO YOU ILLUMINE? SUBMERGE IN MY OCEANS BATHE IN MY SEA OF TRANQUILITY MELT THE ICE HEART’S TUNDRA THE SHIFTING TIDES WILL LULL LOSING OURSELVES TO ONE ANOTHER LOST AT SEA, BUT NEVER LOST DROWNING UNTO BREATH I AM MYSTERY, IMAGINATION I AM INTUITION AND AMBIGUITY I FIND CERTAINTY IN MY ENIGMA DRAWING YOU INTO THE UNKNOWN EVER FIXED LIGHT IN THE DARK ANCHOR TO THE HARSH DAY STEP INTO THE NIGHT NAKED MOONBEAMS ALIGHT (scribbled in the margins; the moon is made of camembert, Lunar Landing; Actors needed?, Is the moon pan?, Moon Pie Ingredients?, Lunar Cycle: Impact how high I can get?)
Hey folks! This is J, Dieter's PA. Firgive any typoos, Dieter has gone nocturnal since his good friend Pedro Pascal posted about the Aries Moon and Dieter had his first reading (@firsttarotreader). Now Dieter is determined to read his own horoscope to find his long lost love/s. He wants me to share that he hasn't pooped in three days, after subsisting on a diet of entirely cheese, but it is the "sacrifice of artistry". No Dieter you cannot read my palm again, it's only been five minutes. No we would NOT get a group discount by traveling to the moon as a polycule. I gotta go folks, time for a midnight nap...
Gemini horoscope for Monday Mar 31 by Daily Horoscope (http://comitic.com/dh)
Gemini horoscope for Monday Mar 31
Your hopes may have been dashed repeatedly in one particular area of your life - perhaps business or romance. You have endured a lot of disappointment in this area, Gemini, and you may have lowered your expectations because of this. Soon, however, a glimmer of hope will appear on your future path - something that you can work toward to improve your outlook significantly. This may seem rather unrealistic to you, but keep the faith. Good things are coming your way.
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Normal Horoscope:
Aries: You’ve got some frog skeletons AND a matchbook. You are fuckin set aries. You’re good, nothing can stop you.
Taurus: Today for tauruses, switching to spanish for uno momento will cause you to burst into flames so dont do that.
Gemini: Strangers are just friends you haven’t met yet, and friends are archenemies that havent tried to kill you yet.
Cancer: Today your illicit plans will cross the border into a full on fiendish plot. Congratulations cancer!
Leo: Instinct will kick in when you realize you havent dug up any old grave, you dug up the grave of famous Belgian painter James Ensor.
Virgo: Turbo Botany.
Libra: All is done Libra. Let the past wash over you like a bathtub full of orange soda.
Scorpio: Never attribute to bad luck that which can be attributed to a CIA counterintelligence operation.
Ophiuchus: No way of telling until you try. Wear insulated clothing, and the stars say not heat insulated, electrical insulation.
Sagittarius: The heavenly bodies align to protect you today Sagittarius. If you get into trouble, the planet Jupiter will show up with a switchblade.
Capricorn: No rest for the wicked, and that includes you.
Aquarius: Communication. Write your affections on your significant other in permanent marker while they are asleep. Apologize profusely afterwards.
Pisces: When I asked the stars for your fortune they showed me a bunch of leaves they had glued to the wall so it spelled out “God is Dead”.