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Suzy Chaffee on ‘’’Kids Are People Too’’
Back on my Bull
Soooo, y'all know how much I love cracked AUs right? And cracked ships? I mean, I did write a ship for a lesbian and a dead man... anyway, I almost want to go back to the feral-ness of the wattpad days. Oh yes, we are going there.
I lowkey want to write a highschool AU for the celebrities, and politicians of course, because nothing says American woman like reading an A/B/O-verse of Biden and Trump at two in the morning... regardless.
Back on my Highschool AU idea, the class divisions are between groups of ages. Like 20-30 is freshmen, 31-40 is sophomore, 41-50 is junior and 50-55 is senior. Any thing above 55 is graduated, anything below 20 is a 8th grade/middle schooler. MET gala is prom, Drake is that weird kid that can't take a hint and kinda creepy. Would Billie be the staple Goth girl? Taylor is... popular farm girl that wants to make it big in the city, sorry I don't make the rules. Pitbull is on the baseball team, but can free style rap anytime and anywhere making friends with literally everyone. Eminem is the town punk/anti-bully. What would be the Kardashins?
God forgive me. But seriously, I need help building this AU guys...
ZERG BIRTHDAY GIRL RED BALLOONS PORNS
MILITARY POLICE RESOURCES INFORMATION LIFE EXTENSION DEFENSES TECHNOLOGY ADVERTISING
RESOURCE GRUBBING ALIEN OR EXTRATERRESTRIAL MILITARIES OFTEN FROM OUTSIDE THIS CLUSTER OF GALAXIES MANIPULATING CRIMINALS HOPING TO TRACE THINGS
LLAMA LLM MICROSOFT BING COPILOT GOOGLE GEMINI GOOGLE SEARCH MICROSOFT BING COPILOT YAHOO SEARCH YANDEX SEARCH BAIDU SEARCH DONALD FAGGOT TRUMP
Watch Enrique Tortas on YouTube Music
Watch Hector Camacho on YouTube Music
Watch Jorge Lopez on YouTube Music
FRANK REYNOLDS RAPED BRAD GEIGER'S MOM.
Read,: Ancestors
MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS ON HERMAN LOWE DOT COM
O'REILLY AUTO PARTS THE DERBY CLUB PORONO PORN PORNO PORNS
WTF MOFF TARKIN AND GLOSSU RABBAN ANALRAPIST PORNS
MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS ON HERMAN LOWE DOT COM
MOFF TARKIN TRUE USED HUMANOID
MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS ON HERMAN LOWE DOT COM
FUCK THAT SHIT TO DEATH AND NEVER FUCK IT
TOM FAGGOT RAWLING AND DIETER WEBER ACCESS
VIME VAME VOME VIPE
FASHO
PORNS
COILED WIRE SLUTS
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BEING ON THE PLANET EARTH ENGENDERS NO ACCESS CREDENTIALS. IF FACT, QUITE THE OPPOSITE: YOU EITHER ALREADY HAVE ALL THE ACCESS YOU NEED OR YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANY.
HOW MANY DESCENDANTS OF OLAF GRINCH ARE ON THE PLANET, AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT?
ELK GROVE CALIFORNIA BEND OREGON GRINCH SIGHTINGS
SENSORY REPLACED ENEMIES OR TOOLS
SENSORY REPLACED ENEMIES OR ENEMY TOOLS
SENSORY REPLACED ENEMIES OR CRIMINAL UNDERLINGS TO CONTROL THEM AND DATA COMING SCANDALOUSLY INTO A SOCIETY
La besada en los labios que beso a beso la hizo llegar mucho más mucho más lejos
Nunca me enfado de lo que gusta porque huele rico sabe sabrosa lo que tienes en medio de tus piernas hermosas es olorosa y tengo miedo que me coma es muy golosa
Colby: *staring deadpan into the camera with a microphone in hand* And here you can see the endangered Y/N in their natural habitat.
Y/N: *falls down the stairs, spilling their cereal everywhere*
Colby: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.
But as it happens in us squalors it’s worse in the high society clique. Selfishness, rape, murder, witchcraft and every kind of unthinkable behavior. Relate this to Africans who die with a delusion that there is equal rights and freedom in the west, they die with a naked kind of lie.