Daraya Jonjet - Blog Posts
turns out i didn't feel like doing lineart (bread found in bakery) so i just sketched something out instead
Twitter is becoming shit so yeah hi ppl on tumblr.com, have my faves 🫶
Tyzias 📕 and Daraya 📙
hey y'all, I'm sorry it took me so long, but I just edited this post from last year. the reason is because part of it was a meme about "gay wrath month", and I've since learned that sometimes people use that term to silence people about disabled pride month. I wasn't aware of that when I posted the original, but I don't want to leave it up and contribute to further hurting and alienating disabled people. I did point out at first that it was disabled pride month, and said July could be both, but I don't want to be involved in this anymore, so I removed that part. if you want to reblog the remaining post, please use the edited version here, with or without the explanation. if you have already reblogged the original, the edits will not change the reblogs, so I would appreciate if y'all could delete that.
I'm really sorry for all this. I'll be more careful in the future.
[image description: Daraya overconfidently says "referring to vampires as Draculas will never stop being funny". Kanaya, Ardata, Chahut, Lanque, and Tagora are now standing behind her, looking pissed. they are all in Ardata's dungeon. Daraya continues, "and I will never apologize to the Draculas community for this". / end of image description.
text source: ZachIsASkull on twitter]
pictures taken moments before disaster
[ID: Lanque, wearing a flower crown, excitedly says, "I'm going to get more lashes today". Daraya describes this as "repentant catholics in the 14th century be like". Lanque, still smiling, replies, "delete this off my blog". / end ID.
text sources: sexytasha1 and zzzanzzz on tumblr]
does anybody else remember the horrible histories skit about this?
[image descriptions, part two:
Daraya: why did you have to promise you won't talk to Russian people in the first place?
Tyzias: *takes a big sip*
Tyzias: because after a certain amount of alcohol, I enter a stage of inebriation my friends have dubbed "Russian hour", in which the duolingo trained part of my brain takes over, and I sniff out Russian speaking people like a bloodhound, and excitedly talk to them until I physically dragged away.
*Tyzias is surrounded by Konyyl, Daraya, MC, and Remele, all happy to see her*
Tyzias: as I live in an immigrant city, this works very well and I have met many a lovely people this way. / end ID]
this is officially my longest post, with 15 panels!
if request are open I think it'd be funny if you did that post that starts with "yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality" with tyzias. and possibly konyll (did I spell that right?) as the gang member. if u feel like it lol. have a good day snom
any day someone calls me snom is a good day! here you go!
[image descriptions: Tyzias tells you a story near the bar.
Tyzias: yesterday my date made me promise to—
Stelsa: not talk to any random Russians this time!
Tyzias: —only for me to immediately become best friends with a Kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality.
Tyzias: after I successfully taught him how to play uno via google translate, I explained to him that my date's phone got stolen, promoting both the most threatening and the most hilarious sentence ever typed into a translator:
Konyyl: we will find them and put them in the SHROUD! / end ID]
this is part 1! I'll reblog this with the rest!
this took way longer to finish and to post than I thought, so thanks for your patience!
[text source: sadclowncentral on tumblr]
[image description: Daraya overconfidently says "referring to vampires as Draculas will never stop being funny". Kanaya, Ardata, Chahut, Lanque, and Tagora are now standing behind her, looking pissed. they are all in Ardata's dungeon. Daraya continues, "and I will never apologize to the Draculas community for this". / end of image description.
text source: ZachIsASkull on twitter]
pictures taken moments before disaster
[text sources: hyvel, deans-left-buttcheek, and hawlmuchalucha on tumblr]
I don't necessarily ship all these, I just put whoever I thought was the most fitting, but I think the dynamics are really interesting to think about! Anyway, Polypa should host her own dating show.
(text source: GilpinGrace on twitter)
Some life advice for aspiring young punks!
(text source: onlyfoolsandvikings and melonfucker4)