Elwurd - Blog Posts
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Dave says, "one time I dreamt Obama followed me around my house chanting, 'gay, gay, homosexual, gay,' until I cried." Dave summons another Dave from a different timeline to help him illustrate obama's part in this. when the other Dave leaves, he continues, "it was somehow the most humbling experience of my life." Rose replies, "# assigned gay by president". / end of all IDs.
text source: one-time-I-dreamt on tumblr]
here it is! happy queer pride, everyone!!!
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ID 1: Skylla is sulking in a jail cell, saying, "one time I dreamt I got sent to death row because I had a countryish mullet instead of a gay alt one".
ID 2: Tyzias confides in Stelsa, "one time I dreamt a law was passed that made it illegal to say 'I'm gayer' when someone came out"
ID 3: Dave says, "one time I dreamt I met the patron saint of the gays". Nepeta does a cute pose. he continues, "she looked a bit like the Cheshire cat, but with green, red, and yellow stripes." Nepeta, now with stripes, does a threatening pose. "she could shapeshift into a human," he says as she transforms into Jade.
ID 4: Elwurd says, "one time I dreamt me and my entire class full of girls had to prepare and present an assembly to the school about Women's day". in her flashback, Bronya and Kanaya are with her in the library. she continues, "each person had to say what women are, i.e. powerful, strong, independent," while Chixie is shown at the microphone. Elwurd goes to the mic and narrates, " when it was my turn I said, 'women are gay,' and walked away for the next person to get to the mic". Kanaya says, "I mean you're not wrong". / end of IDs part one.
text source: one-time-I-dreamt on tumblr]
part two will be in the reblog!
[image descriptions part 1:
ID 1: Skylla is sulking in a jail cell, saying, "one time I dreamt I got sent to death row because I had a countryish mullet instead of a gay alt one".
ID 2: Tyzias confides in Stelsa, "one time I dreamt a law was passed that made it illegal to say 'I'm gayer' when someone came out"
ID 3: Dave says, "one time I dreamt I met the patron saint of the gays". Nepeta does a cute pose. he continues, "she looked a bit like the Cheshire cat, but with green, red, and yellow stripes." Nepeta, now with stripes, does a threatening pose. "she could shapeshift into a human," he says as she transforms into Jade.
ID 4: Elwurd says, "one time I dreamt me and my entire class full of girls had to prepare and present an assembly to the school about Women's day". in her flashback, Bronya and Kanaya are with her in the library. she continues, "each person had to say what women are, i.e. powerful, strong, independent," while Chixie is shown at the microphone. Elwurd goes to the mic and narrates, " when it was my turn I said, 'women are gay,' and walked away for the next person to get to the mic". Kanaya says, "I mean you're not wrong". / end of IDs part one.
text source: one-time-I-dreamt on tumblr]
part two will be in the reblog!
[image description 1/3: Karako is sad. he says, "why do I have to speak? why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have giant eyes?"
ID 2: Charun, crosses their arms disapprovingly and says, "minimalism is cool but have you ever had all the things you love in your room?"
ID 3: Cirava is clutching their eye in pain, and Elwurd says to them, "hey. don't cry. 144 Ibuprofen capsules in this bottle." Cirava smiles. / end IDs]
I've had this set in my drafts for a while now. I haven't been able to make anything else for today because depression is a bitch, so here's this! happy homestuck day, folks.
happy valentine's day, enjoy these cursed e-cards!
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ID 1/6: Elwurd bites her nail and says, "let's lesbian together!" the background is the community lesbian pride flag.
ID 2/6: Tagora stands in front of the queer man flag and says, "let's gayy together!" (sic).
ID 3/6: Tegiri does a Jojo pose and says, "ur my waifu".
ID 4/6: in her dungeon, Lynera says, "I am happy to see you but that really is a knife in my pocket".
ID 5/6: Lanque wears a flower crown and smiles, saying "fuck u".
ID 6/6: at the movie theater, Polypa smiles reassuringly and says, "I would kill for you... for free". / end IDs.]
haha, Lynera said a dick joke.
[ID: Elwurd says, as if role-playing, "*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*". Joey replies, "you mean, skin?" Elwurd says, "what an absolutely terrifying addition to my post." *Elwurd does finger guns* "thank you." / end of ID.
text sources: evilbritney, sounddesignerjeans, and wombuttress on tumblr.]
*takes off skin*
bonus for talk like a pirate day:
[ID 1/2: Doc Scratch narrates Rose's life, saying "from a young age, you realized the mirrors never showed your reflection; they showed you how you'll look in a month. one day, your reflection is gone." Rose continues the narration: "'huh, I guess I am gonna go through with it'. 'what?' calls my vampire girlfriend from the other room. 'tell you later' I say." Kanaya joins her by the mirrors and sees what she meant. / end ID 1. I hope that was understandable.
ID 2/2: Joey poses in a pirate costume. Elwurd, giving her a thumbs up of approval, says "pirates and wlw, can't get any better than that". / end ID 2/2]
ggrrr, argh.
[text sources: writing-prompt-s and foxoftheasterisk on tumblr, and Amelia Rowe on youtube under a Reinaeiry video]
[image description 1/2: while Chixie is performing on stage, Elwurd says to Zebruh, "I'd call you a simp, but I simp her too". Zebruh is flabbergasted. / end ID 1. / ID 2/2: Mallek laughs saying, "yeah I'm a simp. s = super, i = into, m = mechanical, p = parts!" / end of image descriptions.]
friendsimp
[text sources: "Mary Bean" under a Samantha Lux video, and "It's me, 33" under a remix of sexy back by justin timberlake mixed with the home depot song, on youtube]
[image description: Nihkee is in her work-out dungeon. a box of text says in asterisks "pirate woman on sixteen hundreds tinder voice". Nihkee says "aye they call me the peg... and not because of me fake leg." cut to Mallek and Elwurd talking. Mallek says "d'you think it be because her Christian name be Margaret?" Elwurd says "oh, lad. I s'pect you be too naive for the likes of her." / end of ID]
if y'all couldn't tell by now, I like pirates.
[text sources: peniswakt (who is deactivated) and nudityandnerdery on tumblr]
[image description 1: Vriska is on her pirate ship in her FLARP character costume. she says: "all video game should be dress-up games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit, what's the point?" / end of first ID.
image description 2: Joey and Xefros are in the waiting room at the train station. Joey says: "honestly, thank god for butches and drag kings. where would we be without them?" Elwurd stands to the left side with "# butch" written above her head like a gamer tag, and Marvus is to the right with "# drag king" above his. Chixie is in the middle of everyone, just standing there awkwardly. / end of second ID.]
can y'all let me know if this was a good image description? it's my first time writing one, so I would appreciate feedback.
[text sources: princessmo and mxbutchtwink on tumblr]
I love this one so much omg.
[text sources: yanderemidori and hoeingjara on tumblr]
flattering
elwurd: why doesn’t bronya find me sexy when i bite my Lip?
mallek: what do you look like when you bite your lip?
elwurd: *bites Lip*
mallek: ...have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
I present to y'all: an assortment of Sapphic piracy! no need to thank me! ~♡ (also I'm meaning lesbian as a broad term. they don't have specific labels confirmed. this fandom has a really weird amount of bi exclusion already and I just want to clear that up!)
isolated Joey here (potential icon?):
[text sources: seas-and-shanties, sevenseaslesbian, and pickle-frog on tumblr]
Happy pride month, folks!!!!
(text sources: JoeJohnsonIce, arthoedotcom, loopusOMG, and inknose on twitter)
Some life advice for aspiring young punks!
(text source: onlyfoolsandvikings and melonfucker4)
I started making this one in March last year and I only figured out how to make it work just recently. I put so much time and effort into it and learned a lot about editing in the process and I love how it turned out!! Please enjoy!!!
(text source: saywhatjessie on tumblr)