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7 years ago

Charlie: /screams at Funny man/

Funny man : /screams at Charlie /

Johnny: So why the fuck are they screaming at each other?

Danny: Apparently they're having a screaming competition

Jorel : I can't believe I'm in a band with those idiots.


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7 years ago

Jorel: hold the fuck up

Danny: excuse me?

Jorel: i said, hold the fuck up

Danny:

Danny: im the fuck up. hold me.


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7 years ago

Johnny: So, Danny, how was your day today?

Danny: Someone pushed me.

Johnny: Well, did you push them back?

Danny: No. He was bigger than me.

Johnny: Uh-huh, Jorel?

Jorel: *punching the guy* I’m already on it.


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7 years ago

Danny: Hi! I'm Daniel Murillio, and you are?

Jorel: Questioning my sexuality.


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7 years ago

Jorel: I don’t accept kisses from men and anyone who dares kiss me will suffer dire *Danny kisses his nose* ….uh…consequences

HU :…

Jorel: Anyone except Danny


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7 years ago

Jordan: why are you naked?

Danny: I don’t have any clothes

Jordan: sure you do

Jordan, opening and looking through Danny’s closet: You have shirts, jeans, sweaters, hi Jorel, tank tops…


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