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7 years ago

Judge: How do you plead?

Jorel, mouthing: Not guilty

Dylan: ... hot milky

Jorel: *bangs head on desk* for God's sake just lock him up


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7 years ago

Dylan: Don’t correct me!

Jorel: Don’t be wrong


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7 years ago

Charlie: /screams at Funny man/

Funny man : /screams at Charlie /

Johnny: So why the fuck are they screaming at each other?

Danny: Apparently they're having a screaming competition

Jorel : I can't believe I'm in a band with those idiots.


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7 years ago

Dylan: Did you know that getting a papercut hurts more than a knife wound?

Jorel: ...

Jorel: [cuts one hand on paper and stabs the other]

Dylan: That's not what I-

Jorel: [screaming out of pain]


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7 years ago

Jorel: hold the fuck up

Danny: excuse me?

Jorel: i said, hold the fuck up

Danny:

Danny: im the fuck up. hold me.


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7 years ago

Jorel: I’m gay

Dylan : I thought you were Italian?


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7 years ago

Johnny's clone: [poining at Johnny] Shoot HIM, he's the clone.

All of HU: [aims at the clone] the REAL Johnny  would never pass up an oppurtunity to die.


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7 years ago

Johnny: So, Danny, how was your day today?

Danny: Someone pushed me.

Johnny: Well, did you push them back?

Danny: No. He was bigger than me.

Johnny: Uh-huh, Jorel?

Jorel: *punching the guy* I’m already on it.


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7 years ago

Jorel: I SWEAR I’M NOT CUTE

Jorel: DON’T CALL ME THAT

Jorel: I AM EVIL

Jorel: I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

Jorel: FEAR ME

Vanessa:

Vanessa: Cute


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7 years ago

Jorel, rollerblading into his therapist’s office with sunglasses and a piña colada : maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this.


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2 years ago

was messing around with a hunger games simulator, and J-Dog won the whole thing

Was Messing Around With A Hunger Games Simulator, And J-Dog Won The Whole Thing

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