Funnyman - Blog Posts
the type of guy to walk into clear glass while admiring his partner, landing on his ass after.
suguru, nanami, haibara, choso, megumi, yuji, yuta, toge, kokichi, noritoshi
the type of guy to walk into clear glass while admiring his partner, but he just shatters it with his body.
satoru, sukuna, todo
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Judge: How do you plead?
Jorel, mouthing: Not guilty
Dylan: ... hot milky
Jorel: *bangs head on desk* for God's sake just lock him up
Charlie: I'm thinking of charity work
Dylan: You should donate blood
Charlie: On tha-
Dylan: All of it
Person: do you know him?
Person: *points at Funny man dabbing the ice cream truck song*
Danny: Not by choice
Johnny: You're bad liar
Dylan: You're old
Aron: Would you call me self-centered?
Dylan: No, not to your face
Dylan: Actually, yes. Yes I would
Dylan: Don’t correct me!
Jorel: Don’t be wrong
Charlie: /screams at Funny man/
Funny man : /screams at Charlie /
Johnny: So why the fuck are they screaming at each other?
Danny: Apparently they're having a screaming competition
Jorel : I can't believe I'm in a band with those idiots.
Dylan: Did you know that getting a papercut hurts more than a knife wound?
Jorel: ...
Jorel: [cuts one hand on paper and stabs the other]
Dylan: That's not what I-
Jorel: [screaming out of pain]
Charlie: And now for a gay update from Dylan.
Dylan: Getting gayer
Charlie: Thank you Dylan and now to the weather-
Jorel: I’m gay
Dylan : I thought you were Italian?
Johnny's clone: [poining at Johnny] Shoot HIM, he's the clone.
All of HU: [aims at the clone] the REAL Johnny would never pass up an oppurtunity to die.
Dylan: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Johnny: No. I said, "Dylan, don't lick the swing set," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do." And then you licked the swing set.
Anna: I LOST MY BOYFRIEND HAVE YOU SEEN HIM????!!!!!?!!
Someone: What does he look like?
Anna, in tears: Beautiful!?!?!
Jorel, rollerblading into his therapist’s office with sunglasses and a piña colada : maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
I just think he's neat and I love him
"The audience is just a reflection of you!"
I just think he's neat
