Eddie, sitting on the floor with some paper and a sharpie: Love is a weakness. It’s an evolutionary mistake.
Dustin: You’re literally making a valentines card for Steve right now.
Eddie, pointing a glue gun at him: You’re on thin fucking ice, Henderson
Dustin: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Lucas: Violently practices.
Eddie: Violently play.
Jonathan: Violently shoots pictures.
Robin: Violently sleeps.
Nancy: Violently studies.
Max: Violently boxes.
Will: Violently murders people.
Steve: Violently worries about the previous statement.
Dustin: "sneaks into house at 2am"
Steve: "turns in swivel chair" care to tell me where you were?
Dustin: I was with... Uh... Eddie!
Eddie: "also turns in swivel chair". Care to- "keeps spinning" Steve- I can't stop the chair-
Eddie talking about Steve to Dustin
Steve: *passing by with El hugging him koala style*
Will, confused: Why...?
Steve: she used the "I miss my dad" card on me
Will:
Will:*10 minutes later*
Steve, sitting on the couch being held tightly by El and dustin: Hi, Dustin
Dustin: *passing by* Hey, St-
Dustin:
Dustin: Should I ask?
Steve: No, I'm not falling for that again
*Random man speaking shit about Steve*
*Steve looking like a kicked puppy*
Robin: I'm gonna hit the living shit out of this guy.
Nancy, calmly: it's not necessary.
Robin: why?
Nancy, pointing at Eddie: just look.
Eddie standing up from the table, running towards to the guy: IF YOU DARE TO SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT MY BOY I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR WINDPIPE AND TEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING SPINE. GET IT?!
Robin: holy shit.
Nancy: yeah. Holy shit.
Steve: guys.. . Don't wanna break the magical moment but Eddie is choking that man.
Dustin, from the corner: FUCKING FINISH HIM EDDIE!
Eddie: Steve and I are having a baby.
Dustin: That's gre-
Eddie slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
Steve: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Dustin: Mine just says "Dustin no."
Steve: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
I need a fic where the Party is hanging out (+Billy) and like, Nancy and Billy are arguing about monopoly, and Steve is like “I’m done listening to y’all argue! There’s literally no reason for y’all to hate each other!” And Nancy is like “Steve you know my grades are important, and besides this is just academic fighting.” And everyone is confused because what?? And she’s like “ever since Billy moved here, I’ve been fighting for the number 1 spot!” And Billy is like “less fighting and more losing for you Wheeler.” And everyone is confused. And Steve is like “I thought u were number 1?” And Billy is like “she wishes” and Dustin is like “wait your telling me, you, Billy Hargrove is number 1??” And Billy is like “don’t look so surprised mophead, I’m not just a pretty face.” And everyone is rioting and they’re asking all sorts of questions and yeah