Eir - Blog Posts

self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys

“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking

sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

dude your goth gf just fuckign bit me

My favorite relationship dynamic in fiction is a worshipper and their God. Not a literal God, but their God. The only thing in the whole world that matters to them. I will live for you, I would die for you, I would kill for you. My only moral compass is You. You can do no wrong in my eyes and I will never stray from your side. I was born to meet you and to love you. You are the only being I pray to. Your life isn’t just my passion, it’s my religion. You don’t think you’re anything special but you don’t see what I see. You don’t see that you’re the only person who’s ever made me feel this way. You don’t understand how beautiful you are to me and I will devote my entire life to making you understand and accept it.

You all hate me and my longsword and full plate armor

*stares at u w big scared eyes like a wild animal*

It's hard to get close to me because of my big knife

me and the bad bitch i pulled by breaking them out of a maximum security prison facility

why must the guard dog characters unquestioning devotion to their master be born from trust or some shit cant they be manipulated into it. raised into it. brainwashed even