ENFP: Hey, INTJ. If you were chosen to be on the hunger games, what would your strategy be?
INTJ: I'd probably kill myself in a freak accident during training or something.
ENFP: Wow. That's incredibly sad and boring...
INTJ: *Internally* Challenge Accepted!
INTJ: That's right no one noticed that my accident was but a ruse! I faked my own death and escaped the hunger games before it even began. And I couldn't have pulled it off, if it weren't for my most trusted friend ENFP.
ENFP: Woah, what?! I'm in this too?!
INTJ: Damn, right you are!
INTJ: Then, I call for the aid of all our allies across the 13 districts to create a rebel army to topple the oppressive government.
ENFP: Oooh. Can I be like a General of your armies?
INTJ: Of course you can, my dear! Either that or my queen.
INTJ: and then, I will be their symbol of peace and justice! I will bring the end to the Hunger Games, and establish a new world order!
ENFP: All hail, INTJ! Overlord of Panem!
INTJ: MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
*INTJ and ENFP petting a puppy. The puppy begs for more and ENFP obliges*
INTJ: Hmm... I wonder why animals like being petted all the time? Does is really that good?
ENFP: why don't you try it for yourself and find out?
*ENFP fiendishly smiles at INTJ*
INTJ: What? What are you --?
*ENFP pets INTJs head*
ENFP: So, how is it?
INTJ: Ahem. ... Well... It's ok.
INTJ: I mean it does feel good but it's nothing someone will be addicted to.
ENFP: Well, there you have it.
*ENFP stops petting INTJ*
INTJ: oh I'm sorry... Did I say 'stop'?
INTJ: Now do it again and this time tell me I'm 'a good boy'.
INTJ: ENFP, I have something to say to you.
ENFP: *Blushing and wide eyed* Yes, INTJ?!
INTJ: you might think that it's funny but I am being totally serious right now, alright?
ENFP: What?! no! I'd never laugh at you! Just say it. From the bottom of your heart! It's gonna be fine!
INTJ: Alright.... Here it goes....
ENFP: *Patiently and nervously waiting for INTJ*
INTJ: ... I'm ...... Not as smart as you think I am!
ENFP: O.O
INTJ: phew. Wow. That felt great! Admitting that I am not smart as the internet tells me I am, is like a load off my shoulders.
INTJ: Thanks ENFP! Now, unto the next level. Telling INFP that she's *gulp* smarter than me...
INTJ: Wish me luck!
ENFP: O.O *whispers* INTJ no Baka.
INTJ: Why won't you just tell me the ending already?
ENFP: Because I don't want to spoil you! You'll just have to read it for yourself.
INTJ: But I don't want to read the book!
ENFP: *Gasp*!
The World: *Gasp*!
INTJ: .... What? ....
ENFP: INTJ! You've become Deviant!
INTJ: ... What?! ... NO! IM NOT DEVIANT!!
INTJ: Join the dark side.
ENFP: We have cookies!
INTJ: People will die.
ENFP: of Fun!
INTJ: We also have good health benefits.
ENFP: HEALTH BENEFITS!
ENFP: You know how our types are supposed to be the "perfect match"? Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but I don't think Im attracted to you.
INTJ: hmm... Why do you say that?
ENFP: IDK. I guess it's cause your not really that romantic?
INTJ: hmm... Noted. *INTJ leaves*
ENFP: Wait! Where are you going?
INTJ: *Eyes shining with great intensity*
INTJ: I have accepted your challenge.