Bro got the light skin stare 💀
Larry: Do you take constructive criticism?
Rita: No, only cash or credit.
Larry: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Rita: You and me!
Larry: *tearing up* Ok.
Rita: So I got this amazing plan!
Larry: We fail almost every time you say that.
Rita: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.
Larry: I need life advice.
Rita, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
Larry: You know I think my life has value.
Cliff: Who are you and what have you done with Larry?!
Cliff: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking.
Larry, patting them on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.
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Kabru thinks he's playing 5D chess but Laios and Falin are cooking and eating the pieces
I was hanging out with my sister and she just asked me "I feel sleepy all the time do I have Necrophilia?"
she meant narcolepsy
Not really, like I look in the mirror and see myself. Blond hair, mismatched coloured eyes, head to toe in yellow. But I also see a 15-year-old whose life is still being decided for them. Even with all the freedom, they could dream of. A world full of beautiful people and my soul decided this body, this life. I already came to terms with this though.
I’d like to believe I chose this as some sort of afterlife where I was good in my past life. Or maybe I was bad. I feel like I would be a worm or something if I were bad but, being a worm would be significantly better than going to school every day. Only 8 months left though. Doesn't seem that long before college, which I know will be heaven. Less annoying people. I can focus more, have a usable library, have less social pressure, wearing my own clothes! The whole gist of it is so much better. Being a worm would be so simple, dig, eat? Get eaten by the early bird? Drink water?
Okay, being a worm might not be that easy. I'm overthinking it a bit. A cat maybe? I like cats they are soft… well most of them. But they get fleas and into cat fights and the thought of licking myself so much, as well as annoying kids that would still bother me. I could be one of those indoor cats that are pampered their whole life, but the inbreeding and annoying fur and smothering old people. If I was a cat I would probably be a cat of a young college girl.
College will be heaven. Well, at least my description of it. Worrying about the future but having most of it sorted, deciding in high school is the hard bit. And I bet the work would be fun. High school work sucks, it's all in books and all my notes are messy and confusing and I don't ever use them. ever. There is no point in writing them in the first place. I can have food at more practical times, better food in college for sure as well as free days when no work is required. The homework just seems nicer.
Back to the main point, I don't know myself. Maybe I will in college. I already go on Fridays and am known for my overall confident fashion choices. Constantly showered in compliments. I think there would be more people like me. (Whoever ‘me’ is.) Someone with no set fashion sense, pescatarian, lesbian. Yea probably more lesbians.
In the UK college isn't this big thing, I'm not moving away from my family or anything or getting a whole new friendship group, everyone is the same. I just like it more. More diverse people in my opinion, somehow, considering they are basically the same people. I guess in vogueing in them finding themselves like how I’m finding myself. Guessing people can change over an extended summer or just the annoying ones not doing my course. Yea I feel like it would be better if they just stayed away from me.
Currently, all I know about myself while writing this is 1. I don't want to be a worm.
2. I want to be a college cat in my next life
3. COLLGE WILL BE BETTER THSN HIGHSCHOOL.
4. I don't like annoying school kids.
5. I’m someone with no set fashion sense, pescatarian, lesbian.
Yet, not closer to finding out who I am. I guess it takes more figuring out than a short essay on random topics to figure that out. Shame. Guess ill have to wait for college.
today we mourn the loss of my sanity. reason: the people at my school who wont stfu
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fun hangout idea we meet and instead of having a normal conversation i stare at you with this stupid fuckass smile and wait for you to start talking
this is a personal call out towards EVERYONE
PLEASE REBLOG! I want people to see my art :3
random dungeon meshi stuff i drew cuz i was bored
Question: What is the worst thing you have seen on the entire internet?
Ok make a meme with this image with the first trailer for Bad Guys 2.
Katsuki, kissing Izuku: Hey sweetheart.
Izuku, kissing back: What’s up, babe.
Uraraka: Did we miss something?
Shouto: Oh, no no, they’re just playing a game, no biggie.
Mina: What game?
Shinso: It’s called gay chicken. The point of the game is for two guys to pretend to be gay together for as long as possible.
Shouto: and whoever chickens out first loses.
Shota, with a knowing look: And how long has it been since they are, uh… pretending?
Shinso: Three weeks.
Class 1-A:
Uraraka:
Shouto, leaning over: They’re pretty stubborn.
*** Later***
Izuku: no but seriously, did you see their faces?
Katsuki: I knOw. Uraraka looked like she wanted to cry *laughs*
Izuku, looking at Katsuki: now we just have to tell them that we are dating, not playing gay chicken.
Katsuki: *sigh* Uraraka is going to have a stroke.
i wish i could draw because im sure that some of the prompts i make and some of my fics would be great but when i draw, it looks like a toddler got hold of a photo copier and threw cereal on it.