Hatchetfield - Blog Posts

Kids at Camp I Don’t Wanna Bang making gay jokes, and they keep upping the explicitness of the innuendos just to see how long it will take for the Jerries to notice they weren’t actually just talking about cutting things with scissors

I once saw someone ask if Jagertitty was Max x Titty Mitty. Shoutout to that person

chat I NEED to see the tgwdlm remount as my first starkid show, so I'm once again posting the link to commissions, Etsy, and Patreon 🙏

a commission I got a bit ago

What if I *hypothetically* were to animate Professor Hidgens over Sweet Transvestite from Rocky Horror Picture Show...

I love losers named Richie

my design for college age Hidgens based on the lore drop in Workin Boys and some Nightmare Time stuff

I need a Mamma Mia 2 style prequel musical about young Henry Hidgens and his boys right this instant

I love me some dead teenage jocks

Red Wine Supernova by Chappell Roan is so Alice x Deb core

Tfw you and your sister are experiencing the horrors all while being basically haunted by beings from another dimension

(Im maybe super invested in the hatchetfield shows rn can you tell?)

theyre a little stupid <3

also full size of the thought bubble

One of these nerdy prudes is not like the other

This is me every time I see Richie Lipschitz

THE WORLDS WETTEST BLANKET IS BACK FOR MORE

ITS BLACK FRIDAY, THE DAY OF WIGGLY. ALL HAIL WIGGLY!!!!

how freakin’ cute is it that ted talks to paul about the “latte hotte” meaning the pretty 23-year-old mean girl, meanwhile paul saw the 5ft angry woman in her 30s and thought “yeah, i know exactly who you mean”

wearing wigs onstage SUCKS. you have to pin your hair up and wear a wig cap and you get all sweaty! it’s hard to go from wig cap hair to presentably styled hair! that’s part of the reason lauren wore the wig for emma! ik it’s not what most people wanted to see but in theatre that’s just how things go! starkid is at its core a theatre company, and you’re going to see things that reflect the urgency in theatre! shit happens fast. it’s extremely hard to go from wig hair to perfectly styled emma hair. maybe don’t shit on lauren or starkid for wearing a wig :|

I don’t know how the timelines line up so maybe Tom wasn’t back yet but it’s funnier if he was

"I love you too, Southwest 747 Jet" 😢😭🫡

I miss her when is she coming back