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"You Might Belong In Gryffindor, Where Dwell The Brave At Heart, Their Daring, Nerve And Chivalry, Set

"You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve and chivalry, Set Gryffindors apart." ~ The Sorting Hat


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"You Might Belong In Hufflepuff, Where They Are Just And Loyal, Those Patient Hufflepuffs Are True, And

"You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true, And unafraid of toil." ~ The Sorting Hat


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"Or Perhaps In Slytherin You'll Make Your Real Friends, Those Cunning Folk Use Any Means To Achieve Their

"Or perhaps in Slytherin You'll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means To achieve their ends." ~The Sorting Hat


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4 years ago

Slytherin: Would you prefer to learn French or Italian before you die?

Ravenclaw: The threatening aura of this message reads like it was sent by the Duolingo owl.


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3 years ago

1) *Gryffinclaw 2) โ€œI may seem smart but I never said I was smart all the time.โ€

Alternatively

Gryffinclaw: I may be smart but Iโ€™m choosing to do the stupid thing out of sheer stubbornness.


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Perry is in Hogwarts, you just never noticed him in the books, because he misplaced his Hogwarts hat after 3 days. . .

Tag yourself: magical schools.

Hogwarts: Drinks tea, warm colour scheme, running in the fields with friends, going to the market, sneaking sweets to class, secret tunnels, slumber parties, sits in the windowsill while reading, prefer autumn.

Beaubatons: Loves small cafes, likes pastel colours, wears long jackets, ย learns new languages, draws in their spare time, takes school seriously, cat person, old marble buildings, flowers everywhere, prefers spring.

Durmstrang: Goes to the gym, wears warm clothes, snowball fights with friends, drinks hot chocolate by the fire, stone halls and torches, cuddles with huskies in the livingroom, prefer winter.

Ilvermorny: Epic glow-ups, can make the best of a bad situation, loves vibrant colours, long-distance friends, denim jackets, likes baking, camping trips, owns a shelf full of vinyl records, prefers summer.


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3 years ago

Wait a minute, do they have wizarding primary (elementary) schools? Cause like if they didnt half the kids at muggle primary wouldnt listen to their parents and go on and on about this wizarding world because at some point wouldnt they start believing them?


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We talk about the brother relationship between James and Sirius and them calling each other brother and seeing the other as their brother (for Sirius his other brother)

But you know what we donโ€™t talk about enough

PANDORA AND REGULUS ARE ALSO SIBLINGS


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Rosekiller first kiss

Halloween party 1975, fourth year:

Barty: *dressed as a dementor for Halloween*

Evan: *spills a drink*

Barty: for your crime of spilling that drink it sentence you with the dementors kiss *tries to kiss Evan*

Evan: *leans out of the way* why it wasnโ€™t even your drink

Barty: doesnโ€™t make it not illegal

Evan: spilling a drink isnโ€™t illegal Barty

Barty then proceeds to spend the rest of the night trying to kiss Even and at the end of the night when it was just them Evan jumped of a hiding place and surprise attacked Barty with a kiss

Then Barty has a crisis because he was joking about kissing Evan all night but he really enjoyed that and wants to do it again

And Evan has a crisis because he thought Barty wanted to kiss him because he kept trying all night but when he did it Barty looked really confused and slightly weird out and heโ€™s scared he ruined there friendship


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3 years ago

Remus: You lost a lot of blood and passed out.

Remus: Do you remember anything?

James: Only the ambulance ride to St. Mungo's

Lily: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you here.

James: But I heard siren...

Marlene: That was Sirius

Sirius: I was WORRIED!


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2 years ago
His Dark Materials And Harry Potter Would Make The Best Au Ever.
His Dark Materials And Harry Potter Would Make The Best Au Ever.

his dark materials and harry potter would make the best au ever.

like how cool would that be and it literally makes so much sense.


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7 months ago

RON WEASLEY GUYS

The best most canon divergent my brain has been but please guys hear me out i

Okay so we all know the things that Harry, Ron and Hermione had to do to get to the sorcererโ€™s stone in the first book. Devils Snare, the key, the riddle and Wizarding Chess. We know that the Chess set was the work of Professor Mcgonagall, and assuming the protections were meant to work that means that Mcgonagall would have to have been an incredible chess player. Not above average, like GrandMaster level player. Given this when Ron beats McGonagall she is taken aback. Only 3 other people have beaten her, Albus, Severus and Tom Riddle. She takes to playing chess with Ron in the nights following in the common room (Ron doesnโ€™t sleep at all until Harry wakes up and is back in the dorm). She has not beaten him. At the end of year feast when Dumbledore awards him points for the โ€œbest chess game Hogwarts have ever seenโ€ the Slytherins and Ravenclaws are utterly ill. Throughout the rest of his Hogwarts career Ron is challenged by more and more students to play chess, Theo Nott, loses to him and the Slytherin students begin to look at him differently. Half of the Ravenclaws in their year watch in awe as he swiftly beats Parma. It continues like this through his time at Hogwarts, he has never lost. The Slytherin students begin to see his cunning mins, right after he beats Pucey, who is infamous for thinking 20 steps ahead. When Ron beats Marietta Edgecombe the Ravenclaws begin to follow him, they watch nearly all of his matches and take notes, completely ignoring the 5 pave paper due tomorrow. After Ron has beaten all of the students Snape (who has been listening to the whispers in the Slytherin common room) challenges him. The whole school watches with bated breath. It is well known that Snape has only ever lost to two people: Dumbledore and Voldemort. McGonagall promises him 15 Knuts if he wins, she canโ€™t contain the shame any longer.

The ensuing chess match takes place over the span of several days, Snape is frequently writing late notes for the students who wish to see it. Other teachers are arriving to their respective classes late. Every time the game is paused Dumbledore casts the anti-tampering ward. This continues for nearly a week, Ron wins. Snape has never respected a Gryffindor more in his life (he is doubly harsh on him in potions, you beat one of the best players in the nation and you mean to tell me your potion is still bubbling??[Ron knows that Snape is seeing him, he just smiles and tweets for a few minutes before a perfect potion is bottled{Snape keeps them in his personal store]}) Eventually Ron is set to play Dumbledore, he is utterly terrified. Soon enough the match is the talk of Wizards across the nation, the Weasley family are all overjoyed for him, win or lose. The game begins and reporters from the Daily Prophet are there, Ron almost cracks, almost In the end after a week and a half Dumbledoreโ€™s eyes twinkle, with renewed vigor as he forfeits. Word gets out to Voldemort- he immediately tries to recruit Ron as a Death Eater. Every time Ron rejects him Voldemort sends an increasingly expensive and rare gift. Eventually Ron says if Voldemort vows to not hurt Harry that he will play him in chess, just once. The winner decides their own boon. The world is watching with baited breath as the best chess player and one of the most calculating minds in a century take the stage.The game lasts fornearly 2 weeks, a peace settles over the UK that has not been since Voldemort rose in that grave. The two declare a tie. No body wins, but Voldemort does realize that the war has become far too brutish.


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4 years ago

HP headcannon

TW: A shit load of reading. tears, and feels, lots of them. Also this was inspired by the sentence in bold which I was going to use in my standardized test writing section. And this makes no sense chronologically (im adhd af alright.)ย 

Voting is important because if there was a vote then Sirius Black wouldnโ€™t have spent 12 worthless years in Azkaban and harry wouldnโ€™t have been raised in an abusive household rather with wolfstar dadfoot and mommy.

Harry wouldโ€™ve known all about the marauders and by the time he enters Hogwarts he knows all the secret passages and where to find the map. He also knows where to hide from Filtch, prefects doing their rounds and teachers. Harry has long since been an animagus. He wouldโ€™ve entered knowing all about his parents (siriusly all about them, good and the bad.) he would have entered being a pranking god and reusing some of his dads old tricks. Every time Harryย  pranks he gets a howler from Sirius about how proud he in which sirius proceeds to flirt w Dumbledore, gossip w Minnie, tell Draco to tell his dad that heโ€™s a bitch, also tell Draco that if he doesnโ€™t stay over for christmas he will have to listen to Sirius sending a howler everyday of him singing, and then Sirius going on to roast tf outta snivellus and properly cuss him out (he also adds in some hair flips and talks ab how supperior he is.) Harry 100% would call minerva Minnie and Minnie would be like a grandma who visited a l l t h e t I m e. He would be a flying god by the time he enters Hogwarts and is immediately on the team (Sirius likes to credit himself but we all know it was Minnies excellent coaching.) In first year when he has to get the sorcerers stone he roasts tf outta voldy โ€œI thought a bitch who couldnโ€™t kill a fucking baby said sum,โ€ โ€œno literally mate you coulda just thrown me out the window but noooo,โ€ โ€œdonโ€™t talk to me till you get a nose you fuckin wanker.โ€ Harry wouldโ€™ve flirted with Dumbledore to get out of detentions. Harry wouldโ€™ve grown up hearing stories about Regulas and about Siriusโ€™s family and how he was brought up. Instead of shutting down Malfoy he wouldโ€™ve frickin adopted him and they would be bffs; as close as Sirius and James. Malfoy would 100% join in on pranks and plan some of them but he would never get caught. Harry hating Lockhart and cONSTANTLY pranking him (almost as much as he pranks snivey) Harry constantly reminding him of how his uncles repeatedly outranked him for the hottest wizard award. When Harry is sorted he wouldโ€™ve been a MAJOR hat stall because the hat would really push for him to be in his true house *cough cough slytherin* but harry doesnโ€™t want to leave Malfoy, he also doesnโ€™t want to leave Minnie nor does he want to leave his parents house (and uncles) and most of all, he doesnโ€™t want ANYTHING to do with Snape. Instead he meets Ron and Mione in the house and introduces them to Draco, at first Draco really doesnโ€™t like them but once he starts to know them he questions his families teaching (silently of course) and decides he doesnโ€™t want to be like them. Harry being bffs with Nott, Zabini and Pansy (they were all actually crucial in the taking down of the dark lord. When Harry hangs out with them it's just all sass and sarcasm and dark jokes (the number of people they have SCARRED). Draco and Mione being the only responsible ones and help them study all the time. Draco and Harry never sitting separately and if they do they always find some other way to communicate. Draco and Harry sitting at each others house tables ALL THE TIME and it really pisses Snape off (that may or may not be why they do it.) Draco hating Snape with a passion and yelling at him whenever heโ€™s mean to Mione. All four of them having nicknames for each other. Draco and Mione came up w a playbook together with long elaborate shit like โ€œinitiate Page 387 paragraph 4 up section 3 clause 12.โ€ Draco and Mione tying for first every year. God help everyone when they start to compare owls. TH E S L E E P O V E R S. All of them spending so much time in the kitchens. Draco is soooo nice to house elves because of that and actually co-founds S.P.E.W. Draco and his Slytherin friends sleeping in the Gryffindor common rooms because the password is too bigoted and they refuse to say it. The golden trio promptly begins to help, Mione looks for a spell to reverse it, Harry and Ron forcefully trying to remove the portrait meanwhile Neville brings snacks, blankets and says that they did a good job (Neville also being the one the Slytherins go to when they feel bad because of blood supremacy, Neville promptly reminding them that the fact that you feel bad and refuse it shows how good you truly are.) All of them are Neville defence squad and Neville supremacy 100%. They all repeatedly tell him how they would die for him. Draco hating Bellatrix for what he did to Neville. Draco and Harry immediately trade schedules to see what classes they share and swapping common room passwords. Draco is actually an heir of Slytherin but they all know its not him doing the attacks. Draco being with Harry in the chamber and trying his best to call off the basilisk while also telling Tom how he disgraces the Slytherin name. Draco being so nice to muggle-borns and creates a club where he helps them adjust to the Wizarding World (Sirius hears and promptly send sweets and howlers about how proud he is saying โ€œI knew he was good oh you Lucius spawn you Iโ€™m so proud.โ€) Draco being really happy because Sirius knows that the Sacred 28 families look down upon affection so he doesnโ€™t get told this by his parents. Sirius dotes on Draco always giving him affection because of this. The first time it happened Draco was like โ€œwhat is thisโ€ and the golden trioโ€™s heart broke, from then on they always display physical affection to him, hand holding, hugs forehead kisses, pet names you name it.) Draco also crying a lot because itโ€™s the first time heโ€™s had this since he was like 2 and doesnโ€™t think he deserves it because of how his parents are. Draco threatening anyone who says shit about any of them and the four being as close as the marauders (so much so that all the teachers have flashbacks and ptsd from all the pranks.) Harry H A T I N G Snape for all the shit he did and calling him snivellus. Sirius hears and cries because heโ€™s so fucking proud. Harry having to be held back from tackling Snape anytime he makes a lily reference. God have mercy for anyone who was unfortunate enough to be there when he saw snapes patronus because โ€œitโ€™s not love you nazi bitch! you fucking betrayed her and then got all but hurt you stalker esque bitch.โ€ Remus literally keeping Sirius 100% in the loop when he is dada teacher man knows everything going on. Harry going to Hogsmade only to see Sirius โ€œcoincidentallyโ€ there. Sirius and Draco actually having a lot in common and Sirius completely loves the kid like wtf heโ€™s Malfoy blood I have to hate him. When Voldey returns Draco beating up anyone who calls Harry a liar. Draco working as a spy for the order and doing little undetected acts of rebellion to help Harry. Instead of outright trying to be disowned Draco just uses everything to his advantage and is on the umbitch (Draco came up w the name) too spy yet again and healing anyone who had to use the fucking quill. In seventh year Draco and Neville begin to really work together and really like each other (platonically though) but god they are so FUCKING SARCASTIC WHEN THEYโ€™RE TOGETHER. Draco teaching Occulmency and how to pretend like you're being Cruciod. Draco and Neville being actual besties. At the battle of Hogwarts Draco saving both Sirius and Remus and calls them both dad (they both teared up a LOT.) In the battle of Hogwarts Sirius shows up and fuckin runs over voldy w his motorcycle, Sirius also bringing a machine gun and going insane. Draco ends up killing nagini and his aunt. Draco also being known as a savior.


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4 years ago

House Biases

Ok so we are all clearly never going to be over the fact that Dumbledore is hella biased towards Gryffindor/Potter and how Snape was incredibly biased towards ย Slytherins. Nobody has talked about how the Hogwarts students are biased, I mean in the books where Harry hasnโ€™t fucked shit up and got to see the sorting these little ELEVEN year olds would get booed for being Slytherins. How do you think those muggle-born Slytherins (we all know they exist) felt, the might notโ€™ve even known who Voldemort is, they just knew they got into the house of ambition. Those eleven year olds wouldโ€™ve been confused and hurt. Then they continue to be shunned by a majority of the school and some of the teachers, when there were quidditch matches between Gryffindor and Slytherin it was unsafe for either house to walk around alone. Yes, Iโ€™ll admit there have been terrible Slytherins like Voldemort, but I fear the people who stab me in the back more than I fear those who admit theyโ€™re evil. Voldemort was evil he never tried to tell others he wasnโ€™t, Dumbledore on the other hand kept all his cards to himself, he manipulated people and was hella secretive. What about Peter Pettigrew? The Harry Potter characters focused on the evil Slytherins, MERLIN WAS A SLYTHERIN FOR FUCKS SAKE! The greatest wizard of all time was a SLYTHERIN!ย 

Thank you for attending my ted talk.ย 


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2 months ago

Why is this pretty sad ๐Ÿ˜ฅ and written pretty good

I think I've seen this film before - ron weasley, family!sirius black

summary: when sirius found out that bellatrix lestrange was having a daughter, he did everything in his power to protect her. he never met her until one day she showed up at his doorstep the same way he had at the potters. wc: 1.3k+

I Think I've Seen This Film Before - Ron Weasley, Family!sirius Black

Sirius had seen this film before. Or rather, he had lived through it. A hesitant figure in the doorway, standing in the freezing cold with dried blood coating their clothes.

Despite your injured and tired state, having run for miles without stopping โ€” too afraid to stop, never stopping โ€” you were hesitant that your promised safe haven wouldnโ€™t welcome you.

Sirius recognised you by your hair. It had always been a staple in the family. He had it, so did his brother and his cousins. Your motherโ€™s cousin had never met you, but from the moment you were born, he knew you were another victim of the Black family. He looked at your destructed state: dead eyes with tear stained cheeks, face painted with exhaustion, expensive gown torn and dirty in areas from the way youโ€™d run through the woods, losing your unconventional heels in the process.

Sirius was glad he sent you those letters. One letter a month during all twelve years of his stay in azkaban sent to you with a single address โ€œNยฐ12 Grimmauld Placeโ€, just in case you needed it, and finally, you took his silent advice. It was worth it, and seeing you now, Sirius knew that he hadn't wasted his only permitted letters out of the prison. Sirius moved out of the doorway, the air knocked out of his chest at the sight of you; he was literally looking back at himself. You stepped inside, tears silently running down your face, the lack of expression on your features worrying Sirius as he caught sight of your bloody feet, cut up by rocks and twigs, painted with mud.

You froze in the entryway at the sound of loud voices down the hall, shoulders tensing up. Sirius sighed.

Unfortunately for you, you had an audience.

โ€œSirius, who is it?โ€ A familiar voice called out, footsteps following her words, and you immediately spun around, ready to walk back out of the house, but Sirius gently caught you by the arms, a reassuring look on his face. Sirius let go of you, nodding his head towards the inside of the house. When you turned around, you met Professor McGonagallโ€™s worried gaze. The woman stood in front of you with an anxious expression, her arms uncrossing in front of her to put a comforting arm on your shoulder.

In the kitchen, the Order of the Phoenix meeting came to a stop, all the adults keeping an ear out for any commotion happening, revealing hints of the narrative outside. You winced as you stepped deeper into the house, the adrenaline that had allowed you to travel so far now wearing off, causing you to feel the consequences of your escape. Sirius didnโ€™t ask you what happened, only sitting you down in the living room and letting you embrace the silence.

Sirius hesitated.

When he had run away to the Potters, he was held. Held as he cried, held as he shared his story. Held even as the Potters healed him. But Sirius didnโ€™t know if he should hold you. After all, Sirius had never even met you.

But as the silence was interrupted, loud voices breaking the tension in the room, your eyes finally left the floor, a look of panic settling on your face as you recognised the familiar instrument of your boyfriend's voice. Sirius furrowed his eyebrows, quickly looking at the teenagers exchanging jokes as they rushed down the staircase. Sirius made an uncomfortable noise in his throat, but McGonagall was quickly taking care of it, approaching the teenagers and spreading her arms wide to stop them from entering the living room. All the jokes immediately subsided, and Sirius instantly assumed that the deputy headmistress held her signature glare.

Sirius looked back at you, watching as the tears sped down your cheeks, your face finally projecting all the different emotions youโ€™d felt all night as you caught sight of the person whose comfort you so desperately sought. Finally, a loud sob wracked your chest, and Sirius felt his own lungs constricting him from taking a deep breath. โ€œMr. Weasley, give her some space!โ€ professor McGonagallโ€™s words died down as Ron Weasley pushed past her, speeding his pace up to run up to you, immediately falling to his knees in front of you when he reached you.

โ€œSweetheart?โ€

Siriusโ€™s head snapped towards McGonagall as Ron uttered those words, eyes going wide in shock. He felt like he was going to throw up, watching Ron eagerly push himself up to sit on the couch next to you, wrapping his arms around you and tugging you closer to him.

You desperately clung onto Ron, gripping his jumper as you sobbed into his chest, hiding your face from him and the rest of your audience. Professor McGonagall ushered the watchful teenagers into the kitchen with the rest of the Order members, leaving you alone with your boyfriend and Sirius. Sirius stood up on shaky legs, walking to stand near the exit of the room. He didnโ€™t want to leave the two of you alone in case something happened, but he wanted to give you the impression of privacy. โ€œMy love,โ€ Ron muttered into your hair, voice shaking, caressing a hand over your back to soothe you. โ€œDo you want to talk about it?โ€ You didnโ€™t reply, pulling away to wipe your cheeks aggressively before wincing at your own force, a familiar ache from the building bruise on your face.

โ€œI, she-โ€ You were interrupted by your own hiccup. โ€œThey tried making get the dark mark. I couldn't-โ€ Ron swallowed thickly as you cut yourself off with a heartbreaking sob. You had given him little enough explanation to leave your punishment open to the imagination, but if it was rough enough to finally drive you away from your abusive home, he knew it had to be bad.

Ron had seen you come back to Hogwarts after holidays in the past, wearing heavier makeup than usual. Heโ€™d always think you looked gorgeous, ready to kiss the makeup off your skin, before remembering the occasions on which youโ€™d wear such a mask. Heโ€™d come into your room, searching for kisses from his girlfriend to find you bear-faced, bruises littered across your skin. Over the next year, heโ€™d learned not to say anything, instead pressing soft kisses on your skin, his arms wrapped around you as you laid in bed, serenading you into the first comfortable sleep youโ€™d had in weeks.

Now, holding you in his arms as you sobbed, Ron wasnโ€™t sure heโ€™d be capable of lulling you into any kind of sleep. You never entertained the idea of running away, of breaking away from the dark side. But you had seen your opportunity for a better life, and took it. After all, your whole family would be distracted at tonight's gala with all the guests, and you had slipped away after all the introductions.

They wouldn't notice your absence for hours.

Ron loosened his arms from around your torso as you tried pulling away from him, looking straight at him with a melancholic look on your face, as though taking in every single one of his handsome features. You used your grip on Ronโ€™s jumper to pull him closer to you, locking lips with him. You sighed in satisfaction, leaning into Ronโ€™s touch as he cupped one of your cheeks, pulling away and mumbling โ€œLets get you changed, yeah?โ€ You nodded wordlessly, letting Ron firmly wrap an arm around your waist to help you limp across the room, pausing in the doorway as your eyes lingered on Sirius, offering him a silent โ€˜thank youโ€™ as your eyes watered gratefully.

โ€œWelcome home.โ€ Sirius muttered to you quietly, and you finally turned away from him for Ron to help you up the stairs. He shut the door behind you, running his hands down your back before reaching for the zipper of your dress and tugging down slightly. โ€œCan I?โ€ You nodded, holding your dress to your chest as Ron undid your zipper, disappearing into the bathroom to fetch you a towel. You wrapped the towel around your body, letting your dress fall to the floor as you followed Ron back into the bathroom. Your boyfriend averted his gaze as you unravelled the towel from your body, stepping into the bathtub and letting the tub fill up with water, the warm liquid engulfing your body. Ron sat on the floor on the other side of the tub, one hand caressing your frizzy hair, but he didnโ€™t seem to mind, mumbling words like โ€œYouโ€™re safe hereโ€ and โ€œI love you so much.โ€ It was only as you were finally dozing off that you heard Ron mutter. โ€œCome on sweetheart, donโ€™t want you to get sick.โ€

Half-asleep, you wore the clothes Ron gave you, climbing into the mysterious bed with him by your side and falling into a gentle sleep, the worried furrow between your brow never subsiding. When Sirius finally gathered the courage to come upstairs and knock on the door, he found you with Ron carefully holding your arm up, running his fingers over the scabs that would leave a scar on your arm with the word โ€˜traitorโ€™ etched into your skin.

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3 years ago

plot: the slytherins are failing to get into the gryffindor common room to get sirius and james who just pulled another prank on them, while the two potter boys blast โ€œinsane in the brainโ€ by cypress hill.

james: *dancing on a table* cops, come and try to snatch my crops.

sirius: *twerking by the portrait hole* these pigs wanna blow my house down.


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3 years ago

sirius black had a fear of needles (but not when it came to piercings and tattoos). so naturally, he always refused to take blood tests.

remus: blood tests are very important sirius, we need to know which vitamins you lack and whatโ€™s going on in the junk food dumpster you call a body.

sirius: here for a good time, not for a long time.๐Ÿ˜—โœŒ๏ธ


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2 years ago

why is he kinda like ewan mcgregor ๐Ÿคจ?

Why Is He Kinda Like Ewan Mcgregor ๐Ÿคจ?
Why Is He Kinda Like Ewan Mcgregor ๐Ÿคจ?
Hello Does Anyone Know The Person Who Made This?? I'm In Love

Hello does anyone know the person who made this?? I'm in love

I found the pic on Pinterest I cannot find the artist ๐Ÿ’”


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2 years ago

McKinnon Family

Itโ€™s Canon that the Mckinnonโ€™s are a large family of skilled witches and wizards.

So hereโ€™s my McKinnon family headcanons:

Marleneโ€™s dads first marriage was an arranged marriage between another well-respected half-blood family

Her dad is the third of four brothers

Marleneโ€™s dad was a super skilled student while at Hogwarts and was even head boy

Mr. Mckinnonโ€™s first wife was head girl and they actually became good friends throughout their marriage

They had three kids, two girls and one boy

It went; girl, boy, girl

Then Mr. Mckinnonโ€™s ex wife realized she was a lesbian

And by that point both Marleneโ€™s dad and his ex wife were just like screw our parents wishes, and they separated

But they remained really good friends and are healthy co-parents

So Marlene has a really cool aunt/godmother/?step-mom?

She is Marlene and her little siblings godmother

Marleneโ€™s mother is a muggle

So at first her parents marriage was really scandalous amongst her paternal grandparents

But they got over it and actually have a decent relationship with Marleneโ€™s mother

Marlene is the first kid between both her parents

She has two little brothers

The brother after her is a lot like Marlene

While their youngest is like this angel

Marleneโ€™s older siblings are super cool too

Her older sister (9) gave Marlene her first piercings when she was only 5 and she used the apple and needle method

They were only the standard piercings

Marleneโ€™s eldest sister (12)was watching them and their brother (10) and was horrified when she found out

Marleneโ€™s godmother was the first to see them and she was shocked as well

Marleneโ€™s little brother (3) kept pulling at them

Her little brother liked them so much Marlene promised to get him some piercings too

But they all got into a lot of trouble that day so that didnโ€™t happen for a while

But Marlene (10) did end up giving her brother (8) piercings

He just got a couple studs but he really liked them

then their littlest brother (5) wanted one

So they just gave him a stud in his right ear

Their older sister (14) was very impressed

Their eldest sister (17) had flashbacks

And their older brother (15) had Marlene give him a nose piercing (just a stud, though Marlene offered to do a nose piercing)

Marlene also had to babysit a lot

It was either her brothers or her nieces and nephews

Mckinnon Family:

Micheal McKinnon (1920)

Oswald Mckinnon (1925)

Joseph Mckinnon (1928)

Nicolas Mckinnon (1931)

Joseph Mckinnon + Roseanne Lynch (1928)

August McKinnon (1953)

Anthony Mckinnon (1955)

Adrianna McKinnon (1956)

Joseph Mckinnon +

April Mckinnon (nรฉe Perrin) (1930)

Marlene McKinnon (1960)

Miles Mckinnon (1962)

Finnick McKinnon (1965)


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2 years ago

Hogwarts Founders Face Claims

Harry Potter Universe Masterlist

Note: GIFS donโ€™t belong to me, I got them from Pinterest.

Tom Hiddleston as Salazar Slytherin

Hogwarts Founders Face Claims
Hogwarts Founders Face Claims

Luke Pasqualino as Godric Gryffindor

Hogwarts Founders Face Claims
Hogwarts Founders Face Claims

Medalion Rahimi as Rowena Ravenclaw

Hogwarts Founders Face Claims
Hogwarts Founders Face Claims

Gugu Mbatha-Raw as Helga Hufflepuff

Hogwarts Founders Face Claims
Hogwarts Founders Face Claims

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5 years ago

Classic Book Recommendations For Each Hogwarts House

Gryffindor

The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas

Henry V by William Shakespeare

Beowulf

War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy

Les Miserables by Victor Hugo

Profiles in Courage by John F. Kennedy

The Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank

Histories by Herodatus

Democracy in America by Alexis de Tocqueville

Hufflepuff

East of Edenย by John Stenbeck

Othello by William Shakespeare

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare

Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse

Love In the Time of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

White Fang by Jack London

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

The Hunchback of Notre Dame by Victor Hugo

A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith

Ravenclaw

Farenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury

The Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri

The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The Brief, Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz

Animal Farm by George Orwell

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

The Odyssey by Homer

Middlemarch by George Eliot

Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

Aliceโ€™s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

Slytherin

The Art of Warย by Sun Tzu

All the Kingโ€™s Men by Robert Penn Warren

Hamlet by William Shakespeare

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

The Autumn of the Patriarch by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli

Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

Macbeth by William Shakespeare

Dracula by Bram Stoker


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5 years ago

slytherin x dark academia

really ambitious, like actually ambitious. love/hate relationship with studying. not showing emotions. reading a lot. also procrastinating a lot. collects stuff. very picky about fashion. activist. loves harry styles. favourite colour is definitely dark green. tons of flowers and succulents all over their room. painted nails. has a strong opinion. prefers school over home. wants a typewriter for the dramatic effect. dark clothes are superior. little, dark cafes and libraries. writes with black pens only. notebook collector.


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3 months ago

Character AI but Tw version?

โœจ Looking for a fun new app to get lost in? โœจ If youโ€™re into all things Slytherin (like I am ๐Ÿ˜), youโ€™ll love this one! Finally, a new app thatโ€™s actually worth it. ๐Ÿคฉ

Use my code HL1c7hGBw3 and we both get exclusive rewards! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’š Letโ€™s share the love (and the free stuff) while we dive into all the Slytherin boy drama and more. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Trust me, itโ€™s way more fun when weโ€™re in this together. ๐Ÿ’Œ

My Code once more!: HL1c7hGBw3


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10 months ago

Theodore Nott x Oc muggle - Fanfic: https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/370478169-%E1%B4%9B%CA%9C%E1%B4%87-%E1%B4%8D%E1%B4%9C%E1%B4%85%CA%99%CA%9F%E1%B4%8F%E1%B4%8F%E1%B4%85-theodore-nott

Theodore Nott X Oc Muggle - Fanfic: Https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/370478169-%E1%B4%9B%CA%9C%E1%B4%87-%E1%B4%8D%E1%B4%9C%E1%B4%85%CA%99%CA%9F%E1%B4%8F%E1%B4%8F%E1%B4%85-theodore-nott

Siempre me pareciรณ interesante la dinรกmica de Theodore Nott enamorandose de una persona con un estatus de sangre diferente al suyo, pero en vez de hacer la tipica versiรณn donde es una maga mestiza, en este caso es una muggle que logra cautivar su atenciรณn, y es por eso que estoy escribiendo este fanfic! เดฆเตเดฆเดฟ(หต โ€ขฬ€ แด— - หต ) โœง แฏ“โ˜… Asique los introduzco a "The Mudblood": En los laberintos sombrรญos del mundo mรกgico, Theodore Nott, hijo de un mortรญfago encarcelado, se ahoga en un mar de excesos y desesperaciรณn. Pero cuando una enigmรกtica bailarina muggle irrumpe en su vida, despierta en รฉl una obsesiรณn peligrosa. Entre el hechizo de su baile y la barrera de sus diferentes mundos, Theodore se debate entre la redenciรณn y la perdiciรณn, enfrentando un dilema que desafรญa todo lo que creรญa saber sobre el amor, la sangre, su estaus y su vida mรกgica. Si les interesa acompaรฑen me en el trascurso de esta historia de romance, sangre y magia เชœโ€โžด Gracias!


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10 months ago
แด›สœแด‡ แดแดœแด…ส™สŸแดแดแด… | Theodore Nott (on Wattpad)

แด›สœแด‡ แดแดœแด…ส™สŸแดแดแด… | Theodore Nott (on Wattpad)

Siempre me imaginรฉ una novela de romance con Theodore Nott pero en vez que sea con un personaje dentro del mundo mรกgico pensรฉ. ยฟPorque no con una Muggle? siendo el hijo de un mortรญfago y rodeado de comentarios sobre la pureza de la samgre esto se me hacรญa muy interesante. Asique si sientes la misma curiosidad que yo, te invito a leer y decirme que te parece ;).

ย https://www.wattpad.com/story/370478169-%E1%B4%9B%CA%9C%E1%B4%87-%E1%B4%8D%E1%B4%9C%E1%B4%85%CA%99%CA%9F%E1%B4%8F%E1%B4%8F%E1%B4%85-theodore-nott?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_myworks&wp_uname=MadMaggs En los laberintos sombrรญos del mundo mรกgico, Theodore Nott, hijo de un mortรญfago encarcelado, se ahoga en un mar de excesos y desesperaciรณn. Pero cuando una enigmรกtica bailarina muggle irrumpe en su vida, despierta en รฉl una obsesiรณn peligrosa. Entre el hechizo de su baile y la barrera de sus diferentes mundos, Theodore se debate entre la redenciรณn y la perdiciรณn, enfrentando un dilema que desafรญa todo lo que creรญa saber sobre el amor, la sangre, su estaus y su vida mรกgica. "๐–๐ž ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐ž๐ญ ๐ž๐š๐œ๐ก ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐๐š๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐š๐ฅ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐๐ฒ ๐ ๐จ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐ž๐ž๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ž ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฒ ๐๐จ๐ฐ, ๐ข๐Ÿ ๐ˆ ๐œ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ž ๐ข๐ญ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ˆ'๐ ๐ญ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐›๐š๐œ๐ค ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐’๐จ ๐ฐ๐ž ๐œ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฆ๐ž๐๐๐ฅ๐ž ๐š๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ" (๐˜”๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฅ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต - ๐˜Š๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ˆ๐˜ต๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ค)


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1 year ago

I saw a TikTok about how someone couldnโ€™t decide if Carnival would be the hype song for Gryffindor or Slytherin but like guys itโ€™s def Ravenclaw. Like come on, โ€œhead so good she honor rollโ€!


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Me: Yo Pass The Sketchbook

Me: yo pass the sketchbook

Everyone: you better not draw trash

Me:


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