Dylan: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Johnny: No. I said, "Dylan, don't lick the swing set," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do." And then you licked the swing set.
Jordan: Danny won, fair and square... even Johnny admits it.
Asia: Where is Johnny?
Jordan: Still in the showers, we think he's trying to drown himself.
Anna: I LOST MY BOYFRIEND HAVE YOU SEEN HIM????!!!!!?!!
Someone: What does he look like?
Anna, in tears: Beautiful!?!?!
Danny: Hi! I'm Daniel Murillio, and you are?
Jorel: Questioning my sexuality.
Jorel: I don’t accept kisses from men and anyone who dares kiss me will suffer dire *Danny kisses his nose* ….uh…consequences
HU :…
Jorel: Anyone except Danny
Asia: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?
Johnny: (mouth full of food) No...
Asia: Then what's that on your pants?
Johnny: That's cocaine.
Jordan: why are you naked?
Danny: I don’t have any clothes
Jordan: sure you do
Jordan, opening and looking through Danny’s closet: You have shirts, jeans, sweaters, hi Jorel, tank tops…
Jorel, rollerblading into his therapist’s office with sunglasses and a piña colada : maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this.