this person is INSANE HOW ARE THEY SO GOOD 😡😡🤬🤬
no invader has ever been so very small
how did sally call Poseidon by dropping a match into a milkshake?
am i dumb?am i not supposed to get it? is it a magic ‘god’ thing? what’s happening pls help me
I was watching Claim to Fame… when did Utah apparently move to Britain?? Elton John one of the most famous British people ever and they guess him for someone from freaken Utah. America how do five people not know Elton John is British.
shonen protagonist looking ass (i need her so bad it makes me look stupid)
actually I've never seen anything gayer than this
illyana rasputin you win the game for now
Magik #4 - "Reunion" (2025)
written by Ashley Allen art by German Peralta & Arthur Hesli
How is it that yearbook messages can go from "You're amazing, fantastic, and beautiful" to "Thanks for not killing me in my sleep"?
Found a fishing rod in the McDonald's parking lot today
My first ultra wormhole pokemon is a shiny, what the hell
Ah, eyes. Both my bane and my....broth? Help
BONUS: A friend’s sona in the same cube bc I need to figure out her eyes also :3c
or maybe I'm just overthinking and they don't really want to be friends with me and just wrote it for fun, I don't know 😭😭😭😭
I always say that I want a lot of friends and all that, but when someone actually wants to get to know me I just 😶🌫
I'm afraid. how do you do it guys? 🙏
I always say that I want a lot of friends and all that, but when someone actually wants to get to know me I just 😶🌫
I'm afraid. how do you do it guys? 🙏
I get hit with a whole bunch of love.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??
okay so I was assigned female at birth, I understand why no matter how I change my appearance, people who know me as a girl will see me as a girl, but like. Random strangers, what is making you think I’m a lady??? I’m over here with a flat chest, short hair, broad shoulders, masc clothes, HIGHT! (Taller than my mom and everyone on my novice rowing team) and random people still look at me and go “mmm yeah that’s a miss” (I’m looking at you airport staff) and I’m not a dude either but the fact that the only people who mistake me for a man is like, old people at the pool, that makes me a little upset.
i chipped my tooth on a fucking pizza.
Nettle: Fear me for I have the sting of the bee and none of its' glass cannon character Dead Nettle: Attack of nerves I as me be cognizant of the acidity concerning the queen and nary one as to its' lens artillery DNA
Will.ll.lx,sxslx,slx,sldksoxksox!
*half chokes while clearing throat* hu-hum, sorry, is it just me or is it thirsty in here?
You can always start over with things- wrote something wrong? Start over. Ruined a project? Start over. But how do you start over with a faulted friendship? Can you start over, as if nothing happened before? How do you state the facts? How can you know when things started to go wrong? How do you know when the other person switched off along the way, while you were busy telling things, which are nothing if not truth? How could you start over?
I'm going to Germany in two days
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I think the biggest german discussion is when you meet someone from a different area in Germany and they call things differently and you are just like “nooooo that is not what it’s name is!!!” But the other person just won’t see your point because they think the same you think. Friendship can break over this folks.
I've finished my Desert Duo animation and I would hugely appreciate it if you guys could check it out on Youtube !! 😳
Thank you for all your love and support, stay tuned for the end to hear more words of gratitude <3 and Scott hitting the nae nae
Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink
everyone always talks about jensen’s eyes
but
like
dayum
Dis shit will happen. Studying for Tao, now.
idk about you guys but my ap studying strategy was hakyeon