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*playing fall guys*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Let’s all dress as fruits this time, I’ll be a melon

Norway 🇳🇴: *dresses as a bee*

Iceland 🇮🇸: Ah yes, my favourite fruit,

✨bees✨

*playing fall guys, specifically hex-a-gone*

Denmark 🇩🇰: This layer is yellow I want to make it into strips so it looks like spaghetti

Iceland 🇮🇸: Sgetti layer

Denmark 🇩🇰: NO SOMEONE FUCKED UP MY SGETTI

Iceland 🇮🇸: No one respects the sgetti grind these days 😔

What better way to spend your birthday than playing an extremely annoying game with an extremely annoying person? 

-Sve 🇸🇪

“Happy birthday Denmark! I’m not even going to try and pronounce those danish words. Anyways, I got you a gift mate!”

CRYING

THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE IT I WILL USE IT RIGHT NOW 🥺🥺🥺

I’LL FORGIVE YOU FOR NOT ATTEMPTING THE DANISH

-Den 🇩🇰

suddenly all of this makes sense

also ~hand reveal~

-Lizard 🦎

Happy birthday Denmark!

Look at the birthday boy 

Everyone wish him happy birthday! Or if you’re feeling brave, you could attempt to say tillykke med fødselsdagen (he’ll try not to judge your pronunciation too harshly) 

What or who got you into video games in the first place?

Technically it was me that started it all 😎

I’ve always loved watching gaming youtubers like pewdiepie, markiplier, jacksepticeye, etc, and they were what got me into gaming originally

Then I realised that if I wanted to play multiplayer games, I needed, well, multiple players

First I got Den to play, then Sve (only because I promised to play minecraft with him), then Nor, and then Fin

And then this blog was born :)

-Ice 🇮🇸

*playing mario kart*

Finland 🇫🇮: This track is really short

Sweden 🇸🇪: You’re really short

Finland 🇫🇮:

How Gay Are You? (To everyone/Anyone)

Link to the Nordics’ answers here

Lizard 🦎: like a solid 75% (i’m bi :P)

Cereal 🥣: still figuring it out, society is complicated. :)

Also, happy pride month everyone! Remember that you’re all valid no matter what, whether you’re in the closet or out! And please know that this blog is a safe space, everyone is welcome here :)

Also peep the new pfp ;D

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

WHAT ARE DEN AND SVE DOING FOR THEIR BIRTHDAYS

WE ARE GOING TO PLAY GOLF AND CRY (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *

-Den 🇩🇰

Have you ever had to stop playing a game because it was too scary? If so then who?

I mean, I don’t like playing scary games in general, so... The only horror game I’ve played is phasmophobia and that’s because I was forced to play it. Every time I try to stop playing it I’m ultimately convinced to play it again against my will. Everyone else seems to love the thrill of horror too much to entirely stop playing any games, even Denmark, which is surprising since he’s just as much of a baby as me.

-Nor 🇳🇴

Have you ever lied about your age?

⚠️Potentially triggering: Drugs and Alcohol mentioned⚠️

Denmark 🇩🇰: No? Why would you need to?

Norway 🇳🇴: I never found a reason to.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Yes, cause I wanted a goldfish, and the closest pet store has an Over 18 rule to by pets.. so...

Sweden 🇸🇪: No.

Finland 🇫🇮: Yes, cause drugs and booze baby.

(Disclaimer: Please don't do drugs kids.)

Don’t enter the void, kids

-Nor 🇳🇴

will we ever get a face reveal 😳

uhhh,,, probably not in photo form any time soon

but i can offer you this drawing

What game have you spent the most amount of hours on?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Fall guys

Norway 🇳🇴: Subnautica

Iceland 🇮🇸: Human fall flat

Sweden 🇸🇪: Minecraft

Finland 🇫🇮: Phasmophobia

Lizard: Portal 2 since I’ve been playing that for like 7 years now lmao

Cereal: Probably valorant or minecraft cause those are my stress relievers.

What else do you all do? Aside from gamming :'0

Denmark 🇩🇰: I have a new hobby every week lmfao, but recently I’ve been binge watching true crime videos on youtube

Norway 🇳🇴: I like listening to and playing music, I play a few instruments and like a lot of different genres, I’ve always found music fascinating

Iceland 🇮🇸: I also like listening to music, but I also like art too. I love painting and drawing, and I’ve recently started trying digital art too

Sweden 🇸🇪: I love gardening and taking care of plants, Fin always calls me a plant dad

Finland 🇫🇮: I like baking in my spare time, although I always seem to make WAY too much for the 5 of us... No one complains though ;)

On today's episode of "shit that happened while playing phasmophobia"

Norway stalked me through a bedroom window

Denmark died halfway in a closet

I showed off my brilliant camera placement skills

We found a haunted candle

And finally,

Bone

-Ice 🇮🇸

Take a shot every time Sve says “you bitch” in this video :)

-Den 🇩🇰

What program do you use to draw?

I use firealpaca because it was ✨free✨

I’ve considered switching to different (better) programs but idk if I can be bothered to learn how to use a whole new program because I am Lazy™️ lmfao

Here’s a lil Den giving you a thumbs up

-Lizard 🦎

*playing brawlhalla*

Norway 🇳🇴: *Sends Den flying off the map*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Haha I made it back without dying, you really thought you did something there didn’t you?

Iceland 🇮🇸: *Attacks Den from behind and KO’s him*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Ah, but you actually did do something

Norway 🇳🇴: What the fuck did I just witness

Denmark 🇩🇰: My murder 😔

Iceland 🇮🇸:

*playing brawlhalla*

Iceland 🇮🇸: If you wanna fight me, come up here and fight me

Norway 🇳🇴: Okay

Norway 🇳🇴: *KO’s ice*

Iceland 🇮🇸: You motherfucker, why do you only listen to me when I don’t want you to

*playing fall guys*

Iceland 🇮🇸: Move, you pineapple bitch!

Norway 🇳🇴: Hey, only I can talk about Denmark like that >:(

Denmark 🇩🇰:

*playing fall guys*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Omg there’s giant fists, I don’t wanna get fisted

Norway 🇳🇴: No, we don’t want any fisting

Denmark 🇩🇰: Not right now anyway, save that for later ;)

Norway 🇳🇴:

*playing phasmophobia*

Norway 🇳🇴: Are you just gonna stand at the top of the stairs waiting?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Yea cause I want it to hunt.

Norway 🇳🇴: welp imma just wait till that door closes.

*one minute later*

*flashlight starts flashing*

Norway 🇳🇴: here it comes..

Denmark 🇩🇰: *not paying attention and dissociating*

Norway 🇳🇴:HE IS RIGHT THERE HE IS IN FRONT OF U, FUCKING RUN-

Denmark 🇩🇰: OH NO- *dies*

Norway 🇳🇴: I.. *sigh*

Denmark 🇩🇰: I don't want to talk about it.

Iceland 🇮🇸: it truly is an impressive pose you "gracefully" died in.

Denmark 🇩🇰: T_T

Best gamer?

Kinda depends on the game genre!

Den is best at action games and whatever genre fall guys is (apparently it’s battle royale), Nor is best at survival and puzzle games, Ice is best at platformers, Sve is best at adventure/survival games, and me? Well, I’m a slut for horror :P

-Fin 🇫🇮

Favourite Games?

Idk if you meant Nordics or admins so you’re getting both :P Here’s our top 3s:

Denmark 🇩🇰: Fall guys, human fall flat, overcooked 2

Norway 🇳🇴: Subnautica, portal 2, minecraft

Iceland 🇮🇸: Mario kart, fall guys, human fall flat

Sweden 🇸🇪: Minecraft, the sims, overcooked 2

Finland 🇫🇮: Phasmophobia, at dead of night, minecraft

Lizard🦎: Phasmophobia, subnautica, overcooked 2

Cereal 🥣: Valorant, Stardew, Phasmo, and honestly any game I play with lizard <3 

Ya'll drink? If so how much does it take for you to get wasted?

Oh yeah, of course ;)

Finland - easily has the highest alcohol tolerance, takes A LOT (and I mean A LOT) to get him wasted. Do not let him near objects that could be potentially harmful because he will accidentally on purpose kill a man while drunk.

Denmark - close second to Fin, also takes a lot to get him wasted but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t spend most of his life wasted anyway. Imagine his personality but x10 when he’s drunk (he might also spontaneously start crying for no apparent reason)

Sweden - also pretty good tolerance, but not as good as Den or Fin. Doesn’t get wasted often but when he does, it really is a sight to see - he’s super giggly when he’s drunk

Norway - again, pretty good tolerance, similar to Sve, but is definitely more willing to get completely wasted than him. Gets very clingy and affectionate when drunk, Denmark does not complain about this.

Iceland - a baby. Zero tolerance for alcohol. Rarely ever drinks, he’s not particularly interested in getting wasted anyway because he’s seen what the rest of the Nordics are like and he doesn’t want to embarrass himself like that. He did, however, get drunk once, and you can bet your ass Den and Nor still have a million photos and videos from that occasion.

Today is a very special day

IT’S NORWAY’S BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Everyone say happy birthday!!! Or even better, Gratulerer med dagen!!!

To celebrate, we made him bløtkake, and decorated it with his flag of course! :)

It was delicious! Everyone enjoyed it :)

We’re just going to spend a relaxed night in tonight, maybe play some games, maybe get absolutely piss drunk, who knows :D

-The Nordics

(Also, happy 17th May, Gratulerer med dagen, to any Norwegians out there :D -Lizard & Cereal)

Do the Nordic’s have any plans to do anything for Norway’s birthday?

Don’t tell him, but we’re going to make him a traditional Norwegian cake ;)

Other than that, we can’t really do much, so we’re just going to spend the night in together :)

-Fin 🇫🇮

How Gay Are You????

Denmark 🇩🇰: About 95%

Norway 🇳🇴: 110%

Iceland 🇮🇸: 0% gay, 0% straight, 100% aroace babey 😎

Finland 🇫🇮: a solid 80%

Sweden 🇸🇪: 91827383682729172726286473%

So... I got drunk and decided to attempt to do the asylum map in phasmophobia... On my own :) As you can see, it went REALLY well :) -Den 🇩🇰