Kit: whats it called when you're like bisexual, but for like, your hands?
Julian: AMBIDEXTROUS????
Teacher: Kit, I said the paper was suppose to be double spaced.
Kit: *oh shit* I was trying to save paper.
Teacher: The assignment was submitted online.
Kit:
Kit: True, but in order to break my habit of using a lot of paper in real life I have taken an oath to reduce the amount I use online as well.
Emma: Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, because then you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Diego: WHERE ARE MY SHOES?
Julian: In an emergency, a crayon will burn for 30 minutes.
Kit: How long do they burn if it’s not an emergency?
Jem: Please, don’t make fun of me if I misuse outdated cultural references, okay? Are we cowabunga on this?
Kit, about to cry: Yeah, we’re cowabunga on this