Tda Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

Kit: My life has just kinda gone downhill since the day I found out that it wasn’t actually Zac Efron singing in High School Musical

Mark: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN’T ZAC EFRON SINGING?!

Jem: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it can do to your body!

Kit: It gets rid of the rust

Jem: That’s not how it works…

Kit: Well, I’ve been drinking soda all my life and my body is rust free… not sure where you’re getting your facts from.

Mugger: *points gun* Your money or your life

Julian: Sure thing

Julian: *hands him his ID* You got 5 siblings but you are more like a mom than an actual brother to them. Oh, and you're running a whole institute by yourself since you were 12.

Mugger: No, I mean-

Julian: *already grabbing Emma’s hand and running away* You’re late for Ty’s recital

Emma: Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, because then you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

Diego: WHERE ARE MY SHOES?

Julian: In an emergency, a crayon will burn for 30 minutes.

Kit: How long do they burn if it’s not an emergency?

Ty: So as some of us know, Julian may appeal a little scary…

Kit: “A little”? That boy's a stone cold Slytherin

Mark: Oh shit, a cockroach!

Julian: Well, take off your shoe and kill it!

Mark: *takes shoe off and squashes it with his bare foot*

Julian: NO-

Julian: AND WHY THE FCK WOULD YOU DO THAT??!

Kit: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship?

Kit: Look, if you’re in trouble, I’ll lie to the cops for you. I’ll dispose of evidence. Whatever.

Kit: But please I am begging you, do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.  

Dru: *Stares blankly*

😂❤

So maybe I don’t have muscles, or hair in certain places and sure, when a girly pop song comes on the radio, sometimes I leave it on! ‘Cause dang it, top 40 hits are in the top 40 for a reason! They’re catchy!

Kit Herondale, probably

Diego: Yesterday my fiancée Zara cheated on me with my best friend Manuel.

Jamie: Wait, since when is Manuel your best friend?

Diego: Since yesterday.

Tessa, looking around Kit’s room: That’s odd. There are takeout food containers in the trash...

Kit: That’s my dinner from last night.

Tessa: What’s odd is that they’re in the trash

*Jem giving Kit a present*

Jem: Happy birthday, Kit! I hope you love it. I’m sorry I couldn’t find any wrapping paper, so I wrapped it in hundred-dollar bills.

Kit: I love it already

Livvy: Hey, can you watch my drink for a second while I go to the bathroom?

Kit: Sure, but isn’t letting dudes watch your drink a bad idea?

Livvy: I just saw you mouth all the words to that Taylor Swift song and figured that you were harmless

Kit: I got you

Ty: Kit, please don’t pronounce “Hors D’oeuvres” as “horse divorce” ever again

Kit: Not to brag

Kit: but I solved a puzzle in 2 weeks

Kit: and the box said 2-4 years

Ty:

Emma: I’m fine.

Julian: No, you’re not fine. How could you possibly be fine? You’ve been STABBED!

Emma: But I’ve been stabbed before, so it’s fine.

Julian: You don’t just develop an immunity to stab wounds!

Raziel: Did you give Johnny Rook the bison as I told?

Angel: Wait, what?

Raziel: The bison, so that he can shoot it and get his anger issues out...?

Angel: The bi son...

Raziel: The bison...

Angel: Bi son

Raziel: B i s o n

Angel: B i - S o n

Kit: Please, don't do this to me!

Ghost!Will: *eating a Kit Kat bar in bites instead of in bar*

Kit, crying: Please, stop-

Kit: Hello 911? My hands are both stuck in Pringles tubes… both hands, yes…

Kit: Look, it’s not important how I dialed the number, just send help... STOP LAUGHING

Kit: *crying* You’ve failed me. I thought I could trust you. Once again, I’ve been left homeless. After all I’ve done for you!

Mina:

Jem:

Tessa: I think we should stop playing monopoly…

Mark: Hi, I’ve stolen your identity and I’ve been living as you for a week.

Julian: …

Mark: [starts crying]

Julian: [hugging him] hey, it’s okay…

Mark: [loud sobbing] How do you even get up in the morning?

Julian: Shh, I know, I know. It’s gonna be okay.

Julian: It's really cold outside.

Kit: Just like my heart.

Julian: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.

Kit: I thought I was meowing back to church for the past few hours

Kit: Turns out it was just Jem and I meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

Kit: Come on guys, let’s just hug it out!

Jem, Tessa, Mina and Kit: [struggle into group hug]

Jem: Ok, who took my wallet?

Kit: Sorry

Jem, staring at his phone: Kit, I have a question.

Kit: What’s up?

Jem: What does “thicc” mean? It has to c’s.

Kit: Uh, well, I- it kind of means, uh, like… I guess it kind of means you have a nice butt.

Jem: …

Kit: …

Jem, squinting intently at his phone, whispers: What the fuck, Lily