Will: Octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because Raziel bless them with the ability to do so. However, they don’t hug even one person because they made a covenant with the devil. Any questions?
Matthew, raising his hand: Where’s Lucie? I just wanted to visit her-
Will: In a better place, now sit down immediately.
Julian: In an emergency, a crayon will burn for 30 minutes.
Kit: How long do they burn if it’s not an emergency?
Will: I didn’t do it
Jem: Then why are you laughing?
Will: Because whoever did it is a freaking genius
Belial: Hey! Wake up!
Matthew, sleepily: Huh?
Belial: I just murdered your whole entire family!
Matthew: But I live alone-
Belial: Huh- then who are those people in your house?
Matthew: There are people in mY HOUSE??
Belial: Well, not anymore, dumb bitch, you could’ve died, you’re welcome
James: *aggressively banging his stele against the desk*
Cordelia: Don’t be mean to the poor thing! How would you like it if I banged you against the desk?
James:
Cordelia:
James: I don’t know the right answer to that question.
Jem: Please, don’t make fun of me if I misuse outdated cultural references, okay? Are we cowabunga on this?
Kit, about to cry: Yeah, we’re cowabunga on this
Tessa, at the beginning of CA: The two of you have gone through a lot together. You really trust each other, don’t you?
Jem: Will likes to say he trusts me as far as he can throw me.
Will: It’s true!
Will: *grabbing Jem*
Jem: Wait-
Will: *yeets Jem full force across the room*
Will: It’s a joke of course, I can’t throw him far enough.
Will, narrowing his eyes: Yet