Jaci - Blog Posts
Every Dog Has His Price
Loyalty isn't about who you serve, it's about who you betray last.
You stare into the abyss long enough, and the abyss stares back.
The first time you take a bribe, it feels like a choice.
The second time, it feels like your job.
You didn't sell your soul. You just rented it out, one piece at a time.
Satoshi Purada
Death did not grant him peace. Instead, he returned as a yōkai, a restless spirit cursed to wander the earth under the cover of night. Each evening, as the sun sets, he emerges from the shadows, endlessly searching for the one he loved...
Yet, as dawn approaches, his form begins to fade. The first rays of sunlight force him back into the unseen world, trapping him in the cycle of longing and despair. He cannot rest, nor can he cross into the afterlife until he finds him. Only Him.
Estacio Prado & His Dog
Just a humble cartel boss with a dirty bastard on the payroll.
"We have come here to kick ass and chew mountain oysters... and we're all out of oysters"
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
I love all y'all on here fr!
Although this is for Jaci, this is also me saying Happy Valentine's Day to everyone in the fc5 Fandom that is still hanging around, creating and interacting. God bless all of y'all, I was going to make a Sharky Boshaw card, but I didn't have time. Again, I hope everyone had a good Valentine's Day. 💐❤️💝💗
Special shout out to my pals that talk jaci and fc5 literally every day: @pande-monty-um @peggiepratt @blindedlamb @trashboyo3891 @somepersonyan
Next Batman?
Here is some Staci Pattinson for your timeline:
"What did I do to deserve this bastard as a partner?"
Hello there, Deputies
Ok, now change!
Bonus:
They are so tired of each other's bullshit, look at them
Jacob goes to hell and is brought back (Anastasized) by an Angel called Stas.
Deputy Seed in Action!
Turns out, it was not Deputy Rook who saved Staci; it was his fellow partner, Deputy Seed.
According to the report, Seed saved Staci from captivity, and they spent days hiding from the enemy in the forest. It is unknown what happened during that time.
It is also unknown why Deputy Seed didn't help his fellow officer remove the duct tape all this time.
We asked Deputy Pratt to share his side of the story. His comments follow below:
"Nnngh, mmm mmmph mmph mm-mm!"
We have yet to find out what exactly the deputy meant by that.
Why is he seed-eyeing us?
Wait, why do we hear Only You by The Platters playing?
You are what you eat
Jacob really said
Staci:
Important Question
Ok, guys, let's settle this down. Which Seed brother's beard looks best on Staci?
John's
Jacob's
Joseph's
Jacob's in original color (CUZ WHY NOT?)
Next John Wick?
Yes, I did steal the beard from John. Yes, I did color it black.
Roses are red, the reaping is due
I'll be outside, waiting for you.
Don't Smoke, Kids
On the left, you see a healthy individual who doesn't smoke. On the right, we have a person who smokes 5 packs a day.
Remember, kids, smoking leads to hair loss!!!!
P.S. LOOK. AT. HIM.
Be Not Afraid
After successfully terrorizing you with beardless Hakob (who doesn't exist), I am back with more ungodly deeds.
I present to you a beardless Bratt.
tbh, I personally dig it.
Staci Bratt & Co.
With great pleasure, I present to you the collection of my Far Cry 5 mods, dedicated to the best boi Staci Bratt.
The mods include
Charlie Hunnam loading screen replacer
"Have You Seen Him" arcade poster replacer
Seeds' outfits for Staci (Brother Staci, Strong Staci, Daddy Staci)
Braid for adding +1000 to Staci's attractiveness
Staci's outfit for Weak Jacob
It is recommended that Strong Staci and Weak Jacob be used together for the ultimate toxic-ship experience.
Still in Gardenview Orchards
Today, we are having Adam-appreciation day.
Steve totally shares our excitement.
Staci Silver and Jacob Flint
What do you mean Jacob and Staci are not a canon ship?
I have seen them (a little hot shit in his 20s and a grumpy ginger man in his 40s) in a ship, on a ship, sailing the said ship for 2 seasons straight and 2 seasons gay.
They are very much cannon.
ba dum tss
Adam and Steve
And Steve did hunger for the fruit of the earth, and Adam led him unto Gardenview Orchards. But lo, it is said that the Father, in His wrath, cast them forth from the Gates of Eden, and they dwelt there no more.
The Beauty and The Beast
I honestly don't know who gave Stacy the right to be this pretty. I am pratty sure this level of handsomeness should be illegal. Jacob probably agrees with me. Anyway, I hope all of you find someone who looks at you like Jacob looks at Stacy. Or someone who looks at you like Stacy looks at Jacob.
He's Beauty, He's Grace, He'll Punch You in the Face
Once upon a time, Jacob decided to make an honest man out of Deputy Bratt, and thus, the world was blessed with Stacy Seed.
In this AU, Jacob and Stacy managed to find shelter in John's bunker during The Collapse. Stacy misses Hudson and Wheaty a lot, so he honors their legacy by braiding his hair and wearing Wheaty's jewelry.
"Surprisingly," John's bunker didn't offer any normal clothes but instead had 1001 variations of his regular outfit. Stacy is not picky, and even tho green suits him better, he can also work with blue.
Now, what about Jacob's questionable accessory choices? Welp, the glasses are the only thing he has left of Joseph, so, even if they look off, he still wears them.
Or, he hopes that wearing them will prevent this siren from casting his spell and devouring his heart.
That is a stupid idea, Jacob; there is no way you can win this one fight.
Continue with Jacob's suffering here.
Don't ask me about Jacob's accessory choices, pls.
Ok, this is peak Jaci for me
A team of wild judges couldn't tear them apart
When your dad and papa visit you in the hospital while still on duty (them old men can't stop bitching and arguing)
They walked the path.
They said their oaths under Joseph's Word.
And they lived happily ever after.
Does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes?
Walking The Path
Decided to walk the path with these two mortal enemies (lovers). They work well together and save me from unnecessarily aggressive bison.
@peggiepratt preaches nothing but the truth!
Here is an actual footage of that happening
These two seem like the type to never read the "NO HIKING" warnings and then be all Pikachu-faced when shit like this happens.
Or maybe Staci hoped to outrun, and Jacob hoped to trip?
