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AOT + JJK men as random pics i had saved on my phone
a complete shitpost while i slowly chip away at the rest of my RED (TV) event requests (^̮^) pt 2 & pt 3. hq version
EREN LMFAO, yuuji, connie
porco, JEAN, megumi, getou, yuuta
jean, porco, MEGUMI, reiner
armin, YUUTA, connie, yuuji
NANAMI, reiner, LEVI, inumaki
eren, GOJO, connie, inumaki
NOTE: if this was funny and u enjoyed pls let me know bc i was giggling and it was so easy to do LMFAO. i have so many pics like these in my saved
ok enough is enough. whichever one of you virgins invented instagram starbucks recipes, die 1000 deaths. I had a customer come in today holding out their phone (full brightness) and looking all shy and Im immediately like 🙄 fine ok, what does the instagram user want me to make for them this time. well this time it's a cringe harry potter themed frappucino. excuse me??? "can you make this for me?" I said excuse me??? -- I mean *customer service voice* "yeah it looks like I have all the ingredients, haha sure!"
ok cringe instagram harry potter frappucino drinker. ok. die. "Ive never had this drink before" yeah I can tell due to the fact that it didnt exist until someone posted a #aesthetic photo of it to instagram 14 hours ago ok. ok,
but whatever, Im paid to put up with this shit. so I add the ingredients all up on my computer and congrats! ur harry potter cringe social media drink has $10 worth of syrup in it. are you happy??? is this what you wanted??? a $10 frappucino??? $10. for a drink. you doubled the price of this drink for ur off-brand "harry potter and the legend of the overpriced starbucks drink" drink. you doubled the price!!! is this how u imagined spending ur day? is this what u wanted to do when u woke up this morning? $10 for a 24oz drink?
and u know, you KNOW the influencer making this recipe doesn't even work at a starbucks cause when it was all said and done the drink looked like shit. my blender was straining against the weight of your sins (and syrups) and Im sweating, Im an animal, Im losing my mind and my blender is getting watered down frappucino syrups everywhere -- u put so much shit liquid in this blender it doesnt even fit in the cup btw. it's making a huge mess. but is it instagramable? no, its fucking ugly. #trending #foryoupage #cringe $10 harold potter drink for adult children,
so are you happy? is ur social media influencer bestie happy? I made ur stupid $10 drink for u. does it taste good? no? well I hope instagram shuts down tomorrow. I hope you read a different book. I hope I never get sober. there is no sign of land. I hope you die. I hope we both die.
Oh these guys are hilarious I love them to bits
So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.
which one is you and which one is your f/o
How tf is this my most popular post on my fanfic's blog lmfao
Mini-Sun has some really big shoes to fill...
It's my original Kanye meme extravaganza
ta and barcode looking at the camera like they’re on an episode of the office while bible is teaching them maths
+ the zoom in
..definitely a radical feminist, sure
Today I was watching a transgender person use the bathroom and there was a MOID eating a burger, I couldn't stop thinking about her penis! And I was called a bitch!! Yes, I am a proud terf!
when a man does something wrong, whose fault is it?
a. his mother
b. “society”
c. every woman who will never have sex with him
I’ve literally never read ATYD but from what I’ve heard I feel like canon teen Snape would want to strangle him to death himself. Idk homie gives the vibes of the Marauders but evil and green.
ATYD!Snape: ugh. Mudbloods, am I right? Don’t tell Lily I said that, just still feel angry over Tobias, that selfish dick.
Teen!Snape: Yeah,,, sure,, {Merlin help me or I will snap every single Slytherin and Griffindor here’s necks into pieces and fry their hands in a man-sized toaster.}
imagine banning woman boobs only to blast every user of your website with non stop ball shaving ads
Sometimes dysphoria isn’t clawing at your skin, wanting to rip it off to reveal the reptilian scales underneath, sometimes it’s just like “who tf is this ugly ahh monkey in the mirror ☠️”
americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..
also to the random guy at the antique store: I saw you take out and leave that elon musk mug with hearts around his face and then drive away in your cyber truck. are you not proud of daddy musk anymore ? you abandoned the carcas of your golden calf yet rode away wearing its skin for all to see
Vice doesn't have many expressions other than "tragic victorian anxiety" but one of them is definitely "caught two seconds away from slurping your soul like a gogurt"