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James: can I try rizzing you up?

Anyone: ..okay-

James: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLESS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PELSSE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE—

It would have worked, but the person he’s trying to flirt with isn’t catching on..

Marauders era characters and their heights

— The Marauders

James Potter - 6’2 (both parents are quite tall)

Remus Lupin - 6’4 (father is really tall, mother is just above average)

Sirius Black - 5’8 (father is below average, mother is average)

Peter Pettigrew - 5’7 (both parents are below average)

— The Valkyries

Lily Evans - 5’5 (father is barely average, mother is below average)

Marlene McKinnon - 5’8 (father is above average, mother is average)

Mary McDonald - 5’4 (both parents are average)

— The Emeralds / Skittle Squad

Regulus Black - 5’8 1/2 - (father is below average, mother is average)

Pandora Lovegood-Rosier - 5’6 (both parents are average)

Evan Rosier-Lovegood - 5’9 (both parents are average)

Dorcas Meadows - 5’10 (both parents are above average)

Barty Crouch Jr - 5’9 (both parents are average)

Walburga: you do not deserve my son.

James: you don’t deserve your son.

Walburga: excuse me.

James: you heard me.

Walburga: you are not good enough for my son.

Remus: you’re not good enough for your son.

Walburga: pardon.

Remus: you heard me.

What’s one (or more) headcanon about the Marauders era character that you just don’t like?

Can be anything! This is a safe place!!

What if I told you James just wants to get proposed to?

In very relationship, any ships, any universe— he gets his lover a promise ring and he gets proposed to.

Marauder characters heights post incoming 🗣️🗣️

(I’m doing research)

This doesn’t make sense but Dominic Fike both my fancast for James Potter and Evan Rosier.

When he’s showing his long curly hair he is my James, and when he’s showing his blonde he is my Evan — go on Pinterest and find some pictures and you’ll see exactly what I mean.

As much as I love Jegulus.., I feel like James realistically wouldn’t be able to be in that state of “I really really love him” and Regulus only being in “I mean he’s alright, I like his company” stage.

James is a simp but he also has standards, he loves love but he also knows that sometimes love is better left alone (Effie helped he come to the conclusion).

“I don’t think I love him anymore.” James spoke, he sounded terrified.

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“I’ve never loved anyone more than him.” Regulus spoke, he sounded terrified.

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Sirius looked at James and sighed,”I feel like I should be scolding you but it’s your heart and he was lucky to have you.”

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Evan looked at Regulus and sighed, “I feel like I should be scolding you but it’s your heart and he is lucky to have you.”

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“I know”

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“I know”

Can I just say that the Potter men had the biggest and most muscular arms and thighs

James: *watching Sirius look lovingly at Remus, Marlene to Dorcas, Lily to Pandora, ect*

James: god why can’t anyone look at me like that?

Someone from the Slytherin table: …

Lily “I can’t love you, anymore” Evans.

Pandora “I can’t love you any more” Lovegood-Rosier.

Barty, Dorcas & Evan: *walking into the Gryffindor common room*

Remus: *with his face in his hands with his shoulders moving up and down*

James: *on the ground laughing loudly*

Peter and Marlene: *with their hands on their knees, laughing loudly*

Dorcas: …what happened?

Remus: Marlene was trying to see if she could get on her broom inside-

Evan: uh oh

Remus: and she almost hit Peter with it and James said duck and they both quacked.

Guys what if I told you that James Potter’s lover(s) always sit in his lap?

Remus “I can’t love you, anymore” Lupin.

Sirius “I can’t love you any more” Black.

Dorcas “I can’t love you, anymore” Meadows.

Marlene “I can’t love you any more” McKinnon.

Regulus “I can’t love you, anymore” Black.

James “I can’t love you any more” Potter.

“He was six-foot-four and full of muscle”

But it’s just James Potter.

James and Regulus were too busy trying to act not inlove, to realise they were.

Remus and Sirius were too busy being inlove, to realise they were.

Remus Lupin wanted to die, yet he lived the longest.

James Potter wanted to live, yet he was the first to die.

Sirius Black wanted to break free from his family, yet he died one of them.

Peter Pettigrew wanted to be known, yet he never was.

“Clara Bow” by taylor swift except it’s the Potter family.

"You look like Clara Bow in this light. Remarkable. All your life, did you know, you'd be picked like a rose?”

But it’s what every generation of the Potter’s have been told.

"You look like Stevie Nicks, In '75, the hair and lips. Crowd goes wild at her fingertips. Half moonshine, a full eclipse.”

But it’s the James Potter getting told he looks like his mother.

"You look like Taylor Swift, in this light. We're loving it. You've got edge, (s)he never did. The future's bright, dazzling."

Harry Potter getting compared to his father.

“If you feel lonely, I could be lonely with you”

Buts it’s actually just James Potter to Remus Lupin.

Ik it doesn’t make sense at all but in my head James Potter is amazing at every sport, like he just loves all sports and always has motivation, and talent, for them.

Maybe he got the muddy, hands in dirt, playing in the rain, speed, stamina, side from Monty and the adrenaline, need to be great, power, skill, side from Effie.

Or maybe it’s just greatness he always had, but in my head under whatever circumstances he is just good at sports

“But I have seen the same. I know the shame in your defeat.”

But it’s Narcissa Black with Regulus Black. And Narcissa Malfoy with Draco Malfoy.

“But I have seen the same. I know the shame in your defeat.”

But it’s Andromeda Black with Sirius Black.

“But I have seen the same. I know the shame in your defeat.”

But it’s Barty realising James is like him.

“But I have seen the same. I know the shame in your defeat.”

But it’s Marlene realising that Lily has to same feelings for boys as her.

James “he brings joy” Potter.

Lily “she brings Shakespeare” Evans.

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Ron “You know how to ball” Weasley.

Hermione “I know Aristotle” Granger.

Sirius: where are you going Prongs?

James: to the aquarium.

Sirius: ..why?

James: because I’m an adult! And I can do what I want??

Lily: he saw a photo of a teddy seal and now he needs one.