Rosestarkiller with asexual sadist Evan cutting up and breaking barty on a surgery table whenever he’s feeling freaky and regulus being the one to gently patch him up and bathe him and bring him to a warmer bed after and Barty feeling equally as loved by both treatments
Niki my beloved ✨
Gray gets the credit for clearing Juvia's skies but her saying this to Lucy about the guild is very cute and important too
cheaters bartylus live in my head rent free. They can't keep their hands off of each other. Regulus gets into a new relationship every few months, and every single time, he tells barty that they have to stop, that he wants this one to work out. But every single time, regulus manages to find himself back in barty’s bed and a head between his thighs.
Evan and Barty been waiting for YEARS for Regulus to turn their relationship into a threesome and then JAMES FUCKING POTTER—
Foolish: That little dirt island thing, that's Pangi's house. I dont know if that's still his current house or old, I don't really know-
Pili: No he lives with me. Under a hole. 24/7, we just (?). All day, yup.
Foolish: Well there we go, little update on that one.
Pangi: Welcome back, welcome back!
Pili: Oh my god, so clingy! That’s crazy.
Pangi: [Laughs]
Pili: Hey man, I was muted, ok? I had to mute my mic. Don’t panic, I’m still here.
Pangi: Ah, I got scared Pili! I thought you hated me!
Pili: [Talking over] Scared that I fell down and died?
Pangi: Uh- Yeah! Yeah. 100% that’s what I was talking about, mhm!