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about to eat something for the first time today at 4:37 pm I would say I'm doing pretty good today👌👌
been thinking a lot about the buildup. that moment when nausea goes from uncomfortable to oh shit need to get to a toilet immediately, when it gets so strong the sickie gets dizzy and has hot-and-cold flashes and all they can do is pant over the bowl, saliva dripping from their lips, occasionally jolting forward with increasingly frequent wet hiccups and belches.
they can feel the urge to heave sitting at the back of their throat but nothing’s coming up yet, just overwhelming nausea and the knowledge that they’re gonna be sick, they’re past the point of no return, but all they can do is sit there in absolute misery, waiting for it to happen.
boys with high fevers, half conscious, trembling against caretakers, begging. for a hot bath to help the chills. for caretaker to stop forcing water when they know they’ll only be sick again, for relief, for comfort, for sleep. a constant string of mumbled, tearful “please”s, whispered against caretaker’s chest. absolutely desperate.
but a hot bath would only worsen the raging fever, dehydration is becoming a serious concern, and caretaker is almost powerless to provide any significant respite from this dreadful, miserable virus. so they can only hold boy gently, stroke his hair, hushedly reassure him everything will be alright, while the endless string of feverish pleading continues.
please, please, please, please
I did the funny!!!
Based on this tweet
HFKR Teaser!!!
Finally gonna start using that damn yt account lol. Stay Tuned.
@heretospitegod you smell >:(
Erm guys my thingamagick is acting weird.
I wasnt gonna make this teaser but it's here as proof that I came up with the idea first lol.
I'm cooking too much shit at once. The kitchen is gonna burn down.
Wait... This isn't Ron...
Based off our favorite guy from Randall Jigtrap, Ted
Now crossover time!!!
Random tip for the unwell:
If your knees hurt a lot when you stand all day for a job, check how you turn.
I do not know how people are supposed to turn, but given that the way I do it has been an unrealized source of pain, you can do it wrong.
I tend to let my leg stay on the ground for too long upon pivoting, leading to my femur twisting on top of my knee.
The solution I have found is spinning.
You spin on your heel, letting gravity carry you in the proper direction
It makes you look kinda like a weirdo and wears down your shoes faster but at least it doesn’t wear down your knee joint?
I feel like we should know more about nature 🌿🍃
I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.
I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."
Feel free to repost, no need for credit
These mall decorations remind me so much of Penguin Highway
@newsiestober
Newsiestober 2019 Day 16 - Katherine Pulitzer/Plummer
Here she is in her outfits from the Philippine production of Disney’s Newsies: The Broadway Musical, and yes I absolutely love her character as well as her outfits in that production so very much.
ahhhhh thank you so much for the ficlet ~~~
for some reason it made me think of modern john sending tommy dick pics kind of helplessly, like a convulsive sort of unthought 'i have to send my brother a pic of my raging erection right now and i just don't know why' and feeling sick and anxious in the process, and feeling worse if he deletes the pic and doesn't send it -- but as soon as it sends he gets the most intense addictive rush like an orgasm and this blissed out calm, and then they have to get through their day side by side with this unspoken dick pic between them..
it was such a pleasure to write so Thank You for the ask!! I can see that- though ngl i've never been too into modern AU fics, BUT I CAN MAKE AN EXACPTION FOR THIS.
this is just off the wall enough that i can imagine John just?? vibrating at the thought of Making Tommy Do Something. Like, he's making Tommy look at his dick, it's entirely out of Tommy's control cause for some reason (a very paternal and protective instinctive reason but lets talk about that another time) Tommy can't ignore a text or call from any of his siblings, not intentionally at least. So, John knows for a fact that Tommy will see the dick pic at 8 o'clock in the morning when he sends it, will have too look at the way John is very clearly slicked up with some type of lube, probably something Tommy left behind in his room on the way out, and can't do much about it cause John is almost 100% certain Tommy is in some sort of meeting or on some excursion which is totally innocent and doesn't involve Arthur or Finn stomping someone's skull flat to the ground, yeah, nothing that doesn't already have Tommy's blood running hot.
He took the picture shortly after Tommy got out of his bed that morning around 6am, "late" Tommy likes to say, sort of as an excuse to not get John off, leave him antsy and needy for later. It took John all that time to think of what to type with it, honestly debating if he should just send the pic with nothing else, just, here's my dick look at it you nasty fucker- but no, he has to say something otherwise Tommy can somewhat easily block it out for the day, so
"Could have sat on this this morning instead of whatever crawled up your ass and died." Because who is John to Not point out Tommy's perpetually crabby attitude? It's what brothers are for-
Thing is, they've got quite the joined schedule for the day aside from Tommy's little outing that morning. The rest of the day they have to spend together, doing whatever the fuck the Peaky Blinders do in a modern AU idk man help me out here- ANYWAYS (oh this is so not going on Ao3) they're side by side most of the day, John kinda-sorta anxious but mostly still riding that high of sending the pic to Tommy, and Tommy is... Tense. Yeah, tense is a good word for that, clipped words, reluctant to look at John, maybe balling his hands into fists because if he doesn't he'll just grab John and tear his pants down and fuck himself on John's cock, he won't be able to stop himself.
(yes i see you said unspoken but i can't help myself im a whore for dialogueeeee)
"Did you like it?" oh brother he's an idiot isn't he? Did John really just fucking say that to him with Arthur and Michael right there? really? what a fucking idio-
"Yes, John, I enjoyed the picture of your cock. Very tasteful, did you hire a professional photographer to shoot it?" Tommy deadpans cause... yeah, Arthur knows about them, sometimes likes to watch, maybe pet them a little but he's not Fully Involved (yet) so he doesn't look up from his phone other than to shoot a glance towards their cousin… but Michael? poor little Michael is red in the face as he stares down at the papers in his hands, finding them verrrryyy interesting now.
"Bet you did. And nah, that was all me, call it natural talent." maybe just maybe his heart is hammering out of his chest now that Tommy is speaking about it but he kind of started this (he 100% started this) so now he has to deal with it (he's not dealing with it very well) and why not with a little humor?
"Should have gone to school for it, got a little camera and earned yourself a degree taking pictures of your own genitals. M'sure the professors would have given you extra marks for your hard work."
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RIP Michael, you will be fucked- i mean missed... and fucked eventually-
I'm so inexperienced with modern AU is was distracted thinking about Arthur and a cellphone that i couldn't focus on the brother fucking
ANYWAY THANK YOU ANON
Invader Zim stuff and a stupid video I made 😭
rolypolyz and a random machine i traced
feeling so fucking pathetic lately. like a pathetic wet rat someone pulled out of the dumpster that is my room. like that one pathetic drenched cat. Someone please reblog this with that image because that's what I feel like while i'm trying to study. D:
I’m more on Twitter lately, https://twitter.com/NJ06sg14
I have to apologize to my followers that I’m not updating as much anymore. I think i’ll post when I get the chance, but feel free to check me out WAY more on twitter.
Thank you!
𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘴𝘥
𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞/ 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞
𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭
Im going to do some of these for fun
and uhm
what a turn of events-
Genshin Impact (males + 7 Minutes in Heaven scenario) click and drag game!
warnings: flashing images
Game notes • How to Play
Please use a browser other than Google Chrome to play because the GIFs always lock onto their first frame on Chrome. Safari and Firefox work, please try those
If you're on mobile, screenshot the GIFs either as a set or individually
murderfloof rolled a 1 on that check, lol bat's definitely caught red-han-... red-chested? red-faced? red all over, really.
exceptionally creepy. terrifying. (great work!) ... TUC had zero flier antagonists. closest to such could be Ajax, I guess? but, like, that dude got zero characterization other than 'nobody likes him' and being Solovet's bond.
so,, why not have a floof-flier be a malevolent bitch? albeit not to the same scale as the other malevolent bitch that affected damn near everyone in the North American Eastern Seaboard region of the Underland with their machinations, and 'just' limited to those that she might encounter by roaming around.
Hoary bat but underland. Maybe hiding a body beneath her. hoaries sometimes kill and eat smaller bats irl. jus surreptiously extretching her wing to conceal a bloody hand, foot, or limb. expression of who, me?~
dunno name. Who was the Greek bloke with the carnivorous horses? Sisyphus? Typhon? Could be selffulfilling prophecy, girl got a rotten name, shunned for rotten name, succumbed to inner demons or malign thoughts because everybody expected the worst from her so why not?
Possibly unrepentant manipulator. Exploits lack of knowledge or innocent assumptions. Missing people? Oh drat the gnawers got them.
You always ask me to draw such depressing bats 😢
Disturbing image under the cut, you were warned
Krita always de-saturates stuff when I export it (yes I've seen that srgb post going around, no the fix suggested didn't work), so I have to manually re-add the saturation after export. I hope I got the caught in the act feigned innocence expression right. To make the bats as expressive as they are in the books I have to give them binocular vision, larger eyes, and usually brows and eyelashes. It kinda makes them look 30% dog 70% bat. I hope the fur patterns and colors still make the species recognizable.
La bugia è una forma di ribellione.
- Serena P. (@unaragazzadadifesa)
C!Thomas: *cleaning a litterbox while catsitting for a friend*
Remus: Huh, that kinda looks like a salted nut roll.
C!Thomas:
C!Thomas: *deep sigh* And now I'm never eating one of those again.
ngl.
if i shat myself in the middle of the cricket pitch during a sport’s carnival where my friends, family, my enemies and the fucking headmaster was in attendance—
that’s my last straw.
you won’t see me come to school tomorrow.
i don’t care if everyone else on the team had the shits too, i refuse to be associated with that clownery.
either the headmaster transfers me to purple house or we’re throwing hands.
Color Harmonies assignment. Used a triadic color scheme with three variations: dark, saturated, and muted.
(Loosely) inspired by the works of Sandor Bortnyik !
Björk wearing Alexander Mcqueen (2002) Photography: Nick Knight
got a feelin this has already been pointed out but it’s funny to me just the amount of plush paraphernalia comin out from a wide range of youtubers n other popular people, it’s p cute to see how they get creative with the process of em but damn there are a lot being mass produced, guess joy of creation comes from being recognizable enough you want it in your hands and arms, fun fun